[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

As a single parent, juggling family and work is exhausting

After a brief but definitely impressive confrontation that night with the adult Tim who was visually estimated to be 15-20 years later, in the style of the Dark Knight, at this point in time, it would be wrong not to strengthen the surveillance of the young Tim possible.

Although it would be unfair to let Tim, who has not committed a crime now, take the blame for himself in the next 20 years, but Bruce has more than a dozen people who have been closely monitored because of smaller suspicious points.

As a result, Batman, who is already "everything in his day", added another job that is quite boring at present-staring at the video of Tim shot by his brother in front of the Bat computer, and creating an encrypted folder to analyze the schedule of his third son .

If Tim hadn't taken over a lot of Wayne Group's "president affairs" for him, Bruce wouldn't have time to monitor Tim at all, which is quite ironic when you think about it.

But the first to quit was Helena.From a developmental stage, babies over six months old can begin to establish simple spatial relationships, including distances and relative positions between objects, and she can begin to realize that the world is a big place. If the eyes disappear, the baby will understand that this means that the distance between you and her has widened.

So she would burst into tears.

Jason explained that maybe this is the "separation anxiety" mentioned by the mothers in the forum?

So the baby becomes very clingy - it's "people", not machines.Helena can tell whether it is her brother and father who are hugging her to play with her, or the super nanny who simulates human skin and body temperature.

If it weren't for the Iron Nanny who can fly to help carry things, turn screws, and plant garden shrubs, it would almost be stuffed into the storage room to collect dust.

Maybe it’s because he’s getting older and his heart is softer, maybe it’s the “poor baby syndrome” mentioned by Damian. Regarding his daughter’s “separation anxiety”, Bruce has no other “correction” except trying to satisfy her. "idea.

She was still such a small mess that Bruce hadn't even considered sleep training or alone training.

Therefore, as long as Bruce is at home and needs to do some safer things, such as surveillance data analysis, the baby is hung on him in a baby sling—to be honest, Xiaotuanzi is lighter than his cloak, and it has been specially designed. Evenly distributed the strength on the shoulders and waist, making him carry a child on his back like nothing.

The personalities of different babies are very different. For Helena, being carried by her father every day is the happiest time for her. She will quietly look at everything in front of her, as if the world has too much information , making her overwhelmed.

The only downside is because of this - when Bruce is concentrating on work, he often forgets that Helena, who is quietly playing, is in his arms until there is a babbling sound, or the baby starts to reach for his keyboard , he realized that there was a little guy in front of him.

This strap was recommended by Oliver Queen - then Tim organized a team, and the Wayne Group also produced a "high-tech" strap.

The most suspicious thing about my third son at the moment is only his excessive enthusiasm for making money...

Ah Fu walked into the Batcave with milk and biscuits, and saw a baby wearing a light-colored shirt, carrying a bat dart as a teether on his chest, staring at his adopted son on the screen in the middle, and the screen on the other side There is a route monitoring map on it...

There are too many slots, and the old housekeeper didn't know where to spit it out.

Ah Fu put the tray beside the bat computer keyboard, and said quietly: "Well...Master Bruce, let me ask, is monitoring your own son a proper early education for your daughter?"

Small biscuits and milk babies can't eat yet - one is because of sugar, and the other is because of indigestion. Children under one year old are not recommended to drink milk.

So now the baby can only watch Bruce eat helplessly.

And the ignorant dark knight doesn't know that when the baby knows how to eat, he will have nothing to eat...or he can only hide and eat secretly.

Otherwise, the child will reach out and open his mouth to ask for it!Cry if you don't give it!

Bruce was habitually going around the milk cup to get some biscuits to eat, when he heard Ah Fu's words, he paused.

The two looked at the little baby who was enjoying himself on Bruce's chest, and saw that Helena was holding a bat dart, squeezed it curiously, held it up to her eyes, and stuffed it into her mouth with clumsy and cute movements. When the teether sucks and bites.

Noticing the eyes of the two adults, he raised his head and gave the old butler a smile that brightened the world.

This bat dart is not sharpened, but it can be regarded as a qualified toy.However, Ah Fu couldn't take it away, and as soon as he took it away, the baby wrinkled his face and started crying.

Hurry up and return it to her, and continue stuffing it in his mouth contentedly, eating bat darts, which look sweeter than Bruce's biscuits.Your baby may be teething and will bite anything that can fit in her mouth.As for the saliva dripping along the edge of the batarang or something, Bruce has long since learned not to care.

The baby's face-changing speed is comparable to that of The Flash's costume change. I really don't know if it's real crying or fake crying...

"Dr. Tompkins has read all the mainstream literature on pediatrics for the sake of the next generation of the Wayne family... The parent-child activities she suggested are not computer programming enlightenment, Master Bruce..."

Ah Fu always felt that facing electronic screens too early would be bad for children's eyes?

Bruce was so displeased with the accusation hidden in Alfred's words that he couldn't even eat the biscuits.

There is no way, the baby is too clingy, as a single father, he has to juggle family and work, it is exhausting, no one understands?

He has tied the child to his body. Although he is not doing housework, he is also tired, okay?Otherwise, let the child cry because of separation anxiety?

At this time, the Gotham playboy finally began to understand the pain of mothers who were always being picked and picked in Jason's mother and baby forum.

They all stand and talk without back pain!Is it tiring to take care of the kids and take care of work?Also accuse me of not considering my child's health?

Housekeeper Bruce: Very upset.

Hey - Postpartum depression will happen again every minute!

"I'm busy." The bored single father Bruce snorted, "The bat computer is in eye protection mode."

Ah Fu is also wronged, he wants to help, but the baby doesn't recognize him.Moreover, Ah Fu originally wanted to say that since he is an "old money", he doesn't need to be so tired... But how could Master Bruce listen to him, put aside the alliance affairs Gotham affairs and concentrate on enjoying "family happiness"?

The old butler sighed silently in his heart, his distress for the young people in his family was written in every wrinkle, he looked up at Tim's schedule displayed on the computer screen.

"Obviously, so is Master Timothy. I wonder if he slept for more than two hours yesterday."

"Hmm..." Bruce replied perfunctorily.

So far, the son who has given him the most peace of mind has not shown any abnormalities. He still maintains the complicated business affairs of the Wayne Group with pitiful sleep, and maintains Gotham as Red Robin at night. law and order.

He has more energy than Bruce himself, and he can only feel how good it is to be young.

Hmm...he accidentally found out that Tim and Stephanie broke up, as an elder, do you want to enlighten him?Isn't this a surveillance practice to be exposed?Moreover, enlightening his son... This is the field that Bruce is least good at.

But young people are always on and off, and Bruce decides to pretend he doesn't know anything.

Of course he ignored the fact that in his emotional life, he was also on and off like a young man...

On the surveillance video shown by the Bat Computer, Tim, who is suffering from a migraine and browsing the new quarterly financial report in Wayne Building, not only does not know that he is being watched at this time, but also does not know that in the top floor of Stark Tower in New York, Tim In the encrypted training room, the future self is working with Iron Man and Doctor Strange to successfully build a five-dimensional channel and tracking model.

A miniature wormhole is floating in the middle of the encrypted training room-this is where Tony Stark simulates training on the new armor. If you take a risk and try to make any big noise, it will not affect the world.

Through the slowly rotating wormhole channel, Timothy felt as if he saw the vast universe—but it was slightly different—the "world" or "space" that this wormhole leads to is more wonderful and colorful, as if Like a deep black curtain covered with white, blue, purple, red and other apertures, the orbits of spiral stars, large and small, are constantly changing, making it even more mysterious.

But this is not the real "five-dimensional", just like Helena's restrictions, even if Doctor Strange has mastered the magic that escapes science, his body is still a three-dimensional person, and time is still linear for him.

Low dimensions cannot see the full picture of high dimensions. For example, a three-dimensional object is just a cross-section in two dimensions—for example, a sphere is just a circle on a two-dimensional plane.

Therefore, he, like Helena, can only form the effect of ignoring time in five dimensions by building a space and allowing this space to lead to any point in time.

Just like expressing a cube on a plane, use the principle of perspective and match dotted lines to "interpret" a three-dimensional body in two dimensions.

The passageway was built in this way. For the three-person team, the next task is to enter the five-dimensional space, and under the guidance of Doctor Strange, find the adult Helena.

The goal, of course, is to make her give up control of the world timeline, and prevent the world from going to perish no matter which way it goes on. As for whether to defeat her or persuade her by talking... it's left to the operatives to play. Bar.

"So, who's going?" Tony put away his usual banter, and asked the first question in the silence. At this time, he had put on the Iron Man armor, only the mask was open, and seemed to tacitly agree that he was going to lead the battle.

This is also his habit.

"Of course it's me," Timothy put on his uniform mask. "Sooner or later, I will be backlashed by the side effects of time travel. For such a mission with unknown results, it is of course the most sensible choice for me to come first."

"You know I'm right, Mister Stark. It's not my heroics."