[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

PaPa?

Bruce and Ah Fu, who were confused by the baby's sudden crying, didn't know why she was crying.

Neither Ah Fu nor the robot nanny who came to help following the cry could not help.

Baby Helena even waved her fists and arms, kicked her legs, and refused to be held by the robot nanny—even almost fell because of resistance.

The cry of a baby is often more sound than tears, and Helena is often like this. Sometimes her cry is just a moan, a whimper to express dissatisfaction.

But today was obviously different—she was crying very sadly, with tears streaming out of her two thin eyes.

"Huh-huh-huh-huh-!!!"

Bruce could only quickly wrap the bandage brought by the nanny and flew back to the infirmary to prevent the child from seeing the blood.

The child was crying so badly at this time, whether it was listening or watching, it was worrying.The little head was almost occupied by the little mouth that was open, and he just closed his eyes and howled—expressing his sorrow sincerely, and didn't even have time to open his eyes to see that his father was no longer bleeding.

Out of a mentality of giving it a try, Bruce quickly changed his shirt—worried that there would be glass shards on the original clothes—and took Helena into his arms himself.

But in the process of changing clothes, Ah Fu saw a large bruise on the back.

—that's a souvenir of tonight's Night Watch, and part of the reason why he's been half a beat late in his fight with Future Tim.

Kevlar uniforms can prevent cuts and scratches, but the impact injuries of heavy objects and falling can only be dispersed and cannot be completely offset.

Today, the wound Tim Future gave him looked bloody and scary, and made the child cry in fright, but it was actually just a shallow cut.

As usual, Bruce didn't pay much attention to any of his injuries. For this usual attitude, Ah Fu showed disapproving eyes.

Bruce just patted the baby on the back and shook his head at the old butler, "It's okay."

The baby finally stopped crying on his shoulder, but it was still twitching and humming.

From time to time, he straightened up, sat on Bruce's forearm, looked at Alfred, then at Bruce, and rubbed his face.She can't sit well enough, she hasn't developed control of her spine yet, she moves clumsily in all her movements, and now and then she nearly rolls over, requiring Bruce's other big hand to support her back.

"It must be that I didn't get enough sleep," Bruce made a judgment, and then he handed the calm little girl back to Afu, "but I'm going to the Batcave to watch the video again and analyze the data."

Although Ah Fu didn't approve of Master Bruce's way of overdrawing his body, but honestly, when will he be able to control him?

——I can only force him to drink milk.

Contrary to Bruce's expectations, the data in the Batcave was not lost. Maybe Future Tim discovered that he didn't know much, or maybe his actions were fast enough. In order to avoid Superman, Future Tim was too busy to take care of himself and didn't have time to destroy the data?

In short, everything tonight confuses him.

However, the crying from the baby monitor placed next to the bat computer distracted Bruce from the investigation.

"Whoa - whoa - ah -"

The child needs sleep, and the more sleepy he is, the more he cries, but Ah Fu can't coax her well.

The pitch of the baby's crying was getting higher and higher, and it was likely to be the same as when he just saw him bleed.

Although various biological documents have told him that the cry of a baby will cause the adult's heart to beat faster and the secretion of some kind of hormone that stimulates sympathy, which is a normal physiological phenomenon, but the personal experience is that the dark knight's heart at this time It's so soft that you can't hear a child crying like this.

The keyboard has been mistyped several times.

Bruce could only go upstairs to the kid's room.

Both AI nannies are at the ready, while Ah Fu is walking around with the baby in his arms, trying to lull him to sleep.

At this moment, the baby turned his head from behind Ah Fu's arms and saw him.

"Ah wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

—but cried louder.

She couldn't reach out for a hug yet, but she was staring at him, crying with her eyes open this time.

Guessing that the child needs to be accompanied to sleep, and the "sleeping mascot" Damian is not at home, Bruce himself can't squeeze into the crib no matter what.

So it was a natural decision to take the baby to his room.

——Even if the super nanny kept popularizing the suffocation risks and data of "mother and baby sharing the bed" for babies.

"I just lie down with her and take her away when she falls asleep." Bruce said helplessly to the super nanny.

The sleeping bag on Helena's body was wrinkled and wrinkled, and Bruce helped her pull it—once again feeling how small his daughter was now compared to his own big hand, it was really a helpless little guy.

Feeling someone lying down next to him, and smelling a familiar smell, the baby let out a contented "Ai Ai" twice, twitched his hands, turned over with difficulty, hugged Bruce's arm, licked and sucked.

——Ah Fu quickly took the opportunity to stuff a pacifier for her.

This time the baby didn't resist the pacifier any more, sucking on it "sizzled", and grabbed Bruce's thick and muscular arms with his little hands.

Seeing the baby start to squint from time to time, Bruce reached out and patted her diaper, and finally, Helena fell asleep with a pacifier.

If the artificial intelligence nannies have emotions, they will also breathe a sigh of relief silently like Bruce and Afu-don’t dare to make a sound, what if they wake up the children again?

"Go to sleep, I'll watch her." Bruce mouthed to the old housekeeper, "It would be nice to have a cup of coffee, if possible..."

Ah Fu wanted to say no, but Bruce insisted with his eyes - he still wanted to use his mobile phone to check the financial report.

He is also not very comfortable sleeping next to the child, he weighs as much as a mountain for a small baby.In addition, there is a steel nanny standing by and staring, even if they lie together, they will not crush the child.

However, a few minutes later, Ah Fu, who came with coffee at the request of Master Bruce, found a big black-haired head lying next to a small head on the big bed in the master bedroom, and his eyes were also closed.

He even snored slightly, and the baby slept so sweetly in the snoring that he even spit out the pacifier by himself.

The macaroon-blue steel nanny dutifully guarded by the side, only the glowing eyes showed that it was in the activated state.

This scene almost made the butler standing by the door burst into tears!

Finally someone can let Master Bruce go to bed early to recover from his injuries! ! !

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The morning sun made Bruce wake up suddenly.

In a daze, he belatedly began to be surprised that he actually fell asleep with the child.

——At this time, he also understood that Damian, who fell asleep repeatedly during the process of putting him to sleep, said that his son was also too tired.

I looked at my watch, it was 7:[-]... In fact, he didn't sleep long.

Wait a minute, he didn't crush the child, did he? !

The old father turned his head anxiously, but was almost fainted by a bright smile.

—the baby was lying on his stomach next to his head, tilting his head and smiling at him.

too!Can!Love!up!

She woke up by herself, didn't cry, and played quietly first.

"Hi, little princess, good morning."

Bruce stretched and said to the baby.

Because he was afraid that the quilt would cover the child's head, he simply did not cover it last night. At this time, the large bed in the master bedroom allowed the baby to roll over.

Only then did he see himself and the child in a strange reclining position, sleeping on the diagonal of the bed.

It turned out that he subconsciously moved to the other side of the bed after he fell asleep, for fear of crushing her, and the baby—the baby who would only roll over on its stomach but would not roll back—subconsciously moved in his direction , relying on the strength of the little buttocks, reluctantly rubbed and moved.

Baby Helena had almost slept on her side in order to snuggle up to him.

Bruce was not in a hurry to get up, and quietly looked at the child propping up his small chest and head with his arms, and looked left and right. It was the first time he was sleeping in the master bedroom, so he had to look more!

The baby's head shook.

Oh my niece is so cute!

Unable to resist kissing the impulsive old father Bruce, he kissed the daughter's biaji with his bearded mouth.

I saw the baby grinning.

Then her head tilted again.

The old father took another sip.

crooked again...

Hey?

This should be intentional, right? ! ! !

Do you know this much, baby?

Do you know there is a kiss when you come here?

Seeing the baby's smiling face, Bruce couldn't kiss enough!

The mansion was still quiet, Bruce glanced at the closed door, and then began to "early education" to his daughter (or should it be said to himself?)

"Dada." He looked into Helena's big eyes and taught in a low voice expectantly. "It's called Dada."

"PaPa?" He tentatively changed the word.

Of course a child who has not yet reached six months will not be called dada...

And the attention span is very short, realizing that there is no more kiss, Helena just shook her head and turned around to look at other new things.

Just left the back of his head to his old father who was expecting "Papa".

The author has something to say:

*TK asked the master to beat the third son in the bat magazine, Tibao didn’t cry, we have already called back (manual dog head.jpg)

*I have given up the research on the age of the master, so I will take it as a private setting in this article that the master was "extracted" by Talia at the age of 23, and has Damian. A 36-year-old holding a second-born daughter is actually okay 233333

*The garbage author tried to understand the popular science of three-dimensional, four-dimensional and five-dimensional, but failed, and couldn’t understand it at all, so he let himself go_(:з」∠)_All the current high-dimensional settings in this article are all combined with a little movie There is nothing scientific about the private setting of interstellar travel_(:з」∠)_

(I just have a heart that wants to write hard science fiction, but I don’t have the brain _(:з」∠)_

So Nolan is amazing... He can seamlessly integrate such abstract things into movies, and let the audience (think) understand it for themselves

*I feel like I wrote Helena as an angel baby_(:」)_ There is a little boy about two years old living downstairs, I feel like he is crying every day... so the child will cry more when he is one or two years old many?