[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Is it something you can ask for?

No matter what the theme is or what the name is, Jason has always been unimpressed with this kind of party occasion.

——Of course not only because of the overly enthusiastic Iron Man in front of him.

He doesn't have any prejudices or opinions about Tony Stark, it's just that Tony represents those things that are completely opposite to Jason himself, such as living in the light.

No matter what the so-called party is, especially if it is organized by rich people like the old guy, the reason for the party is second. In these "opportunities", they can exchange interests and form alliances in a way that is completely unobtrusive while talking and laughing while holding a goblet.

——It's like the old guy just hid here with Tony Stark, don't know what they were talking about.

——If it wasn't for the interference of the steel frame, he would have eavesdropped on it long ago.

Jason hated it so much.

As for whether attending this party is for the baby?

Come on, she is so small, what does she know?It's all parents' wishful thinking and self-consolation. For her at this stage, this party is not as real as a bottle of milk.

It's just that the arrangement of the party really surprised Jason...

Rainbow colors?unicorn?

Jason guessed that the party planner must be a beautiful woman with big breasts, blond hair and blue eyes, otherwise how could the old man be coaxed into adopting such a plan?

(Wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a short-sleeved scarf, a stylish boy, a party planner, sneezes)

Jason couldn't help thinking that when he was a kid, he was just taken home and adopted by Gotham's richest man, Bruce Wayne. Just imagine, this is Bruce Wayne the Goddamn!It's like a dream!

A few days ago, a hopeless gangster who was stealing Batman's tires on the street for bread money, actually wanted to wear a small suit to attend a "high society" banquet. Jason was not afraid to say it out of embarrassment. foot.

——He tried his best to be a goodboy, but he didn't want to let this man down.

—but now all he wants to do is go back in time and slap that little coward named Jason Todd.

Jason, after you died, not only did he not avenge you, he even found someone to replace you...

He doesn't value you as much as you imagined. After all, you are not his own son.

However, Jason looked around the party venue subconsciously, but he didn't find Damian. He sneered in his heart, look, the treatment of the old guy's son is not that different.

No matter how many cooperations with the old man have been completed in recent years, and how tacit the actions in the cooperation are, the psychological trust has long been completely destroyed.

This is a rift that can never be repaired.Bruce... really let him down.

Thinking about his last thought before he died, it was too late to say sorry to Bruce...

As for the baby who is being hugged by Superman, eating his hands and yawning - he is always confused by the cuteness of this little girl, so he often forgets that she is the kind of old guy... Although she does look a lot like his own father.

She is an independent person, she is not a continuation and vassal of anyone.

In fact, Jason understood that he could really ignore the bad things about the Wayne family, just like the old guy ignored him.

But this child reminded Jason of himself.

Although one is a descendant of a street gangster and the other is named Wayne, he still has similarities with Helena.

—None of them are children born in anticipation.

—but just an accidental souvenir of a parental fun.

And Bruce's reputation in the relationship between men and women is not necessarily better than his drug/dealer father.

And Bruce Wayne, as everyone in Gotham knows, likes to find all kinds of new girlfriends at parties, sometimes one or two.

So Jason came to this party that made him feel uncomfortable, so he naturally had other purposes.

—to keep an eye on Bruce.

——He was too young to keep an eye on his father.

Based on Jason's own growth experience, seeing his father lingering in the flowers - whether it is required by Bruce's character design or not - is not a positive education for a child.

For an example of a woman ruined by a marriage, look no further than his own mother.

And at the same time, children were destroyed, just like Jason himself.

As a child who grew up under the "influence" of an unfortunate marriage and family, Jason has never opposed Catwoman's escape from marriage, and even supported it.

If you can't make it through, just cut it short, stop the loss in time, and don't think about making do for the children.

Because in many cases, the so-called "make do" means quarreling and cold war day and night.

This kind of quarrel and cold war will only hurt children more.

Just like Jason, when he was very young, he had to learn to observe his words and feelings, and to determine the level of drunkenness that would belong to his father tonight-whether it was a leisurely and slightly drunk, or a violent drunk.If it was the latter, he had to be more careful when helping his father to rest, otherwise he would push, curse and beat him severely.

And then?After he gave up hope on his father?He didn't bother to watch his words.

The child does not need you to make do for him.

Jason has imagined more than once what his life would have been like if his mother had bravely divorced and taken him away from that man.

Will it be different?

Yes.He believed it would.

In contrast, even Jason was a little bit envious of Tony Stark's happy family appearance at the party.

However, seeing that the old man was also envious but had a sullen face, holding back and not daring to speak, Jason temporarily gained a little balance in his mind.And Bruce is doing pretty well so far, he didn't see the beautiful woman leaning forward like a teddy as usual.

When the Black Widow appeared just now, Jason was nervous for a while, and even considered whether he should go first, so as not to let the old guy take advantage of it.

But Jason had an idea later, and pointed out Agent Romanov to Green Lantern Hal Jordan, and Hal really went~

Jason ended up simply shaking Iron Man's hand, procedurally congratulating him on the news that he was going to have a child - no, he wouldn't be called Uncle Tony Stark, he thought he was already a fully qualified and Iron Man He is an equal adult now.

Jason stopped Bruce as Tony opened his arms to embrace more guests.

Although he had no hope of the old guy's sincerity in sharing the news, Jason couldn't help but want to give it a try.

"Huh?" He raised an eyebrow at the old man, waiting for him to tell him whether there was any new development in the recent case surrounding the kidnapping of the baby, and whether the secret conversation with Iron Man had something to do with it.

But Bruce showed a face... so innocent that people wanted to beat him.

"I don't understand what you're talking about, Jason. The baby's starting to fuss. It's time for her to go to bed."

"Huh!" Sure enough!

Got it, Bruce!Learned to use Helena as an excuse? !commendable? !

Just in case, Jason still glanced at Clark——Baby Helena really started to kick her feet, and she was struggling in Clark's arms. Lost Clark's glasses!

Oliver, the Green Arrow on the opposite side, is also very nervous, what if he loses his glasses and reveals his secrets!Superman knows everything, but he doesn't have the special ability to teleport objects!

He protected Connor, and began to bend down to help Clark pick up his glasses, but can a six-month-old baby who weighs more than ten pounds let you dangle?Especially when he's also starting to get bored and sleepy?

So Little Connor began to cry. The male baby's majestic and powerful cry was not much different from Black Canary's super power.

As if to empathize with Brother Connor, Helena on Clark's shoulder also began to cry, waving her small fists, and grasping the iconic little curly hair on Clark's forehead as she struggled...

However, Clark didn't dare to use his strength to save his little curly hair, so he could only let Helena pull it around... The baby's fingers are too thin and too small!He didn't know what kind of strength he should use to deal with such a fragile thing!

Oliver expressed his understanding. When he watched the nanny cut his son's nails, he raised his heart to his throat!

The cries of two babies with different tones, one high and one low, echoed each other, with Superman and Green Arrow who were in a hurry.

Really tragic scene...

Bruce didn't know if Clark would now feel that the cloned teenage son was fine.

The Flash has been hiding somewhere for a long time, maybe he went back to persuade Iris to stop giving birth and enjoy the world of two?

The unexpected situation surrounding the baby is always unpredictable, and Superman being slapped in the face and kicked by unconscious fists while crying is nothing.While Clark was protecting the child from struggling and falling while crying, Helena's other little hand grabbed Clark's shirt collar.

Clark didn't wear a tie today, and he wasn't going to work, so he was dressed casually, and his shirt wasn't buttoned up.

Therefore, the neckline that was pulled loose by Helena was quite dangerous.

Without the glasses, if you reveal the inner uniform...

Seeing that Superman's secret identity was about to be lost, Jason could only glare at the old man hiding the secret to enjoy himself, and walked over quickly to save the scene of the tragedy.

——Don't be afraid, no matter what Bruce hides, he will find it!

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Looking at Wayne's daughter, who was quickly comforted and put to sleep in Jason's arms, and his son, who was still humming in his arms and couldn't sleep no matter what, Oliver Quinn showed envious eyes.

——They are all presidents, and he is not much poorer than Bruce!Why isn't there such a capable character around him?

At this time, Jason, Clark whose hair was pulled, and new fathers Bruce and Oliver have moved to the living room of the mansion. It's time for the babies to sleep. You adults continue to raise us to sleep with us.

Baby Helena graciously gave up her electric cradle to Brother Connor. Of course, she occupied Jason's chest, sucked a pacifier, and fell asleep contentedly.

However, Brother Connor didn't appreciate it, he was still humming, so Oliver had no choice but to continue hugging, worried that Green Arrow's old waist would not be able to hold on any longer.

According to parenting theory, it is difficult for young babies to be awake for more than two hours, and they will be overtired if they exceed it, so they should take naps during the day.

Oliver was dumbfounded as he listened to Red Hood's endless sleep lessons, almost stark.Waiting for Jason to put the sleeping Helena into the crib in the next room and close the door.Oliver smiled and handed Connor to Jason...

Jason finally can rest Todd: "???"

What, you want me to coax the two babies? !Do you want me to teach your nanny?

Paying for money, my class can't be in vain!

Is my red hood a child-rearing big V internet celebrity of your level that you can invite if you want?

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Kong Kenan: "Mr. Stark, your idea of ​​only wanting to have a daughter needs to be criticized. Our neighborhood committee aunt will talk to you. There is a slogan in China that says it is good to have boys and girls, and boys are the same pass on to posterity."

Bruce: "..."

Tony: "..."

Kong Kenan, when did you come, why is your ghost always lingering.

Kong Kenan: "I don't know either. Anyway, when the garbage author needs me, I have to come out and sculpt it. It belongs to a functional supporting role."