[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

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Traditionally, a baby shower is a gift for the child and the mother-to-be as a token of blessing and relief from the sudden increase in financial pressure on the mother-to-be due to the birth of a new baby.

But the guests fretted over the question, this is Bruce Wayne oh my god, what could he be missing?

——Except for lack of heart?

The above sentence is of course Tony said, he didn't bring anything, he came here carelessly, isn't it the first time I'm at your party and share with you the news that I'm going to be a dad? Best gift ever?

Bruce choked, come on, come on, upgrade the Iron Nanny program.

If you don't give gifts, you can still catch strong men.

When Natasha was preparing the gift, she remembered the scene when the baby was in Fulian Building last time. The man in this family was actually very handy in raising the baby, which made her feel relieved for the baby.

But what is very consistent with the straight man's temperament is that no one in the family cares about baby Helena's dressing.A set of seven white fart wraps marked with the day of the week is worn in rotation.

No need to look at the phone calendar, just look at the words on the baby's chest, and you will know what day it is...

So Natasha brought a few carefully selected pink and tender little clothes.

Having a daughter but not dressing up?It's a pity.

However, she handed the gift directly to Ah Fu, and when the baby was still in Mr. Kent's arms at the party venue, she didn't pass it. She just couldn't help looking at it several times while drinking and chatting with Diana.

She wanted to get closer and tease her, but hesitated.

—Of course not timidity.

It's just that these cute babies will always remind her of the irreparable regret in her life-the red house has forever taken away her chance to become a mother.

Oliver Queen brought a card straight over—here, into the daughter's trust fund.

Afu: "..."

Clarke received very clear instructions about the gift several days in advance, don't send anything, just bring some diapers of your brand.

Clark: "Okay, no problem, but I think I should tell you in advance that the pattern on the PP is the Red Hood and Robin series. The diapers are not selling well, and this production line has been cancelled."

Jason: "..."

Damian: "..."

Clark, you can do it, you can start to calculate the marginal benefit!

Seemingly feeling the low pressure of Damian on the other end of the phone, Clark quickly changed his words, "Ahem... I will ask the production department to reopen this production line for the baby's party."

Considering that the baby is really lacking in everything in terms of physical objects-these wet wipe heaters received are not needed at all, the Iron Nanny and the Super Nanny can heat themselves!

Tim, who came to help Ah Fu organize and receive him, was holding a long strip box with a gift bow, researching it over and over—what is this diaper pail?

Is there a special trash can for the diapers that have been removed from the child's PP?

What are the design highlights of this trash can?

Oh... It turns out that there is an automatic sealing device inside. After each piece of waste diapers is loaded into the special garbage bag, it will automatically lock the bag openings at both ends, thus sealing the smell in each small bag...

Well, there is still some practical value, right?

And when the trash can is full, the garbage bag full of diapers that needs to be taken out at the end is a long strip, like a sausage, the picture is so beautiful...

Tim: "...???"

The technology is very simple. With Batman's black technology, this technology of sealing and transferring clean bags cannot catch Red Robin's eyes at all, but Tim admires the designer's brain hole...

There are so many strange mother and baby products on the market!

As the saying goes, do you have to create demand even if there is no demand?Production determines consumption?

—Wait a minute...Tim opened up Amazon and it's $50 for a crappy bucket like this?

Hmm... The young president seems to have seen business opportunities and markets!

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As a gift, Dick and Damian went to guard Arkham in person, just in case any of the resentful criminals thrown in by Batman couldn't bear to escape from prison on this day because of the identity of the baby Batman's daughter. Even go to the party to join in the fun.

The two of them had been squatting on the outskirts of Arkham according to the division of labor the night before, and the criminals in Arkham had been as quiet as chickens throughout the night.

Damian: "Tsk - what a disappointment"

Dick: "???"

Then it was dawn, and it was broad daylight, so we couldn’t continue to act in uniform, considering that we hoped to collect intelligence at the same time——Arkham’s criminals are versatile and well versed in psychology, and they can always bribe a few prison guards every once in a while. No—Dick and Damian just put on nano-simulation masks and got in.

Dick was a prison guard, and Damian was a vegetable chopper in the Arkham cafeteria.

Look at Damian in white kitchen boy clothes, apron and white hat, and the face that can still remain unruly under such dress conditions.

Dick could barely hold back his serious expression.

What a sacrifice for your sister, Damian...

Breakfast distribution time is coming soon.

After a brief tour of Arkham, Dick took advantage of a large team of prison guards to come to the kitchen to pick up meals and chat with Damian.

The two exchanged brief information—Damian thought that Arkham had been too quiet these days, and there must be a fraud. After calming down, a storm was brewing; Dick said that perhaps Bruce's newly updated security system had a deterrent effect?

Damian showed an expression of disbelief—the corner of his mouth was almost the same as Bruce's, which made Dick very aggrieved.

Now that the two of them were already here, and there was no fear that the inmates of Arkham would actually come up with a baby party celebration, Dick decided to change the subject to a lighter one.

"I haven't asked you yet, how does it feel to be an older brother?"

Do you need me to teach you how to be a good brother~

This question didn't make Damian's expression loose in any way.

"Nothing," he said dryly, not bothering to look at Grayson.

The boy in the kitchen worker's hat still stared at every prisoner around him with a serious and suspicious expression, especially the direction of the clown and the Riddler's room.

Damian felt that Grayson's question was redundant.Why do these people subjectively assume that he will have a sense of competition for being vying for his father's love?

Has Barbara's mental health been damaged by the experience of being forced to kill her perverted brother?

Damian said he hadn't thought about similar issues at all.Would a man as powerful as Damian Wayne, the only one in the world, be threatened by a baby?

He was already 13 years old and died once, okay?

So what if they were not born to the same mother?To be honest, he wasn't "born" by himself...

In Damian's world, he has already classified this sister at the level of his family, anyway, it is much higher priority than Drake and Todd.

And he also thinks his sister is very cute, especially when lying down, the big head is lifted up, and the big round eyes look around with fresh and curious eyes, as if they are interested in the world from this perspective, and Dami Ann's own face was particularly novel.

Then she will smile at you, and then her head will shake and her little feet will kick.

——I can’t lift it up, and I can’t turn it over, so anxious, blah blah.

Such a small ball can't even turn over, and needs his help...

He could have saved her with just a pair of big hands, and she would have smiled at her brother again after Damian helped her turn her back to bed.

Hey, are you going to melt it?

Cuter than Batdog.

But Dick didn't want to ask about sibling rivalry at all, and he didn't think about Barbara and his brother's story at all.He actually saw that Damian also liked his sister very much, he just wanted to ask the softness in Damian's heart.

But as expected, he hit a wall.

After that, the two paired up, specially selected the southwest corner area that no one else wanted to go, and began to distribute breakfast along the cells.

Gotham's most perverted (and of course the most famous) villains are imprisoned here - Riddler, Joker, Harley Quinn, etc., all have fixed room numbers here.

In order not to reveal their secrets, Dick and Damian looked calm and calm, but in fact every muscle in their bodies was tense, ready to deal with emergencies at any time.

But the first Harley Quinn they met almost didn't make the two of them maintain their pretended indifference.

"Hi~ good morning~" former doctor of psychology, Harley Quinn smiled too brightly and winked at Dick~

Dick almost checked to see if his nano-simulation mask was off...

"Can any of you tell Batman my disappointment and sadness?" Harley Quinn sat on the edge of the bed shaking her calf, her movements, tone of voice and expression were very lively, "Oh, little Bat didn't invite me?!"

With a cold face, Damian passed in breakfast from the food window.

Harley Quinn continued to say, "How can you not invite me! I have such a good relationship with Mao Mao~"

Then she giggled at the ceiling, "And I know why she ran away~"

Damian: "...?"

Dick: "...?"

The author has something to say:

*There is really a special diaper trash can for sale, I saw it on the United States and Asia, and I was shocked at the time ==

*In the last chapter, no one cared about Super Juju’s curly hair..._(:з」∠)_

*I want to make a tyrant in the episode, and then make the tortoise really a tyrant_(:з」∠)_A tyrant of an Amazon baby (even wants to become twins)

Kong Kenan: Wow!Congratulations!How does Mr. Wayne feel about mentioning his grandfather's identity?

Bruce: "..."==#

I really want to know if Kong Kenan is really a horror krypton man.