[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Too spicy (so hot~~)

I saw Diana Prince, that is, Wonder Woman, gently pushed back her long black curly hair like a waterfall, lowered her head and approached, with solemnity and seriousness between her brows, and whispered to Natasha : "What kind of suspicious character? I think I can help."

The red-haired female agent looked at the most famous Amazon in the United States and even the world beside her in a speechless way—tall, elegant and full of strength, in short, she was very dazzling, and anyone with a little IQ could see that she was extraordinary.

——But the heroine is wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

— still square.

Girl, your glasses are really superfluous, okay?

Natasha glanced again speechlessly at Clark Kent, who was helping her own glasses in the distance—do you members of the Justice League really think that a pair of glasses can hide your identity?

Yes, Avengers executives have already dug up Superman's identity:

The spaceship crashed into Kansas, and suddenly there was a child in the Kansas Kent Farm. This child even saved a school bus classmate in his childhood...

There are so many loopholes that Nick Fury even had to cover for the Kent kid to prevent him from being targeted by the extreme Amanda Waller-like the truck that was stuck into a skewer by a concrete pillar.

Leaving aside Zhenglian's pursuit of fashion in glasses, Natasha turned slightly sideways, locked eyes on the three or four people gathered at the garden gate, raised her chin to indicate the direction to Diana, and at the same time whispered softly to the heroine: : "Who is that person? Why do you stare at the babies so gloomyly..."

Ah Fu had just led a few guests into the party venue at this time - a bearded and strong man, Natasha remembered that he was recorded in the materials of the Steppenwolf War, it seems to be the king of the sea; beside him is a red-haired man The lady, wearing a very original beige linen dress, was turning her head and looking around, her fresh and curious eyes were almost comparable to those of the two babies on the other side.

Even though she is also red-haired, Natasha has never seen anyone whose hair color can be so purely red, it is already somewhat unnatural.

— dyed?possible.

So this is Aquaman's girlfriend?Atlantis file access Natasha has not yet...

And behind Neptune and "Girlfriend", there was another guest, it was he who caught Natasha's attention - I saw this man with light blond short hair was pulling the collar of his shirt. Natasha thought of the appearance of a patient who had just been discharged from the lunatic asylum wearing ordinary clothes for the first time... The man also stared sinisterly at the baby who was being held by Clark Kent not far away.

Oh, and also staring at the baby in Oliver Queen's arms, with unfriendly little eyes back and forth, looking like a human trafficker.

Following the direction Natasha quietly indicated, Diana straightened her glasses.Oh—it turns out that the suspicious person that Agent Romanov was referring to was Aquaman's brother Om.

Orm, the sea lord who is chic and comfortable in the sea, seems to be very unaccustomed to clothes on land.Diana followed the burning gaze of the other party, why is this ocean lord staring at the babies' diapers?

Ah... the large amount of pollution produced by modern commercial consumables affects the ocean environment, such as these diapers... Yes, Neptune's brother is an active environmentalist.

Diana was also very distressed about this, and felt very empathetic. The marine environment around Paradise Island is also deteriorating.However, Clark's diapers seem to be made of degradable alien biological materials?

At least we land people here today don't have to feel guilty about this.

But Aum's eyes look like...

How would you explain it to Agent Romanov?This suspected human trafficker ocean lord just wants to protect our environment?

Whispering and, after a friendly (unnecessary) introduction at the end, Diana and Natasha chatted more and more—both heroines who can beat badass asses, followed by a gang of sometimes foolish The rescued straight male hero mixes, and the common topics are very interesting to talk about.

The two beauties talked and laughed, and went to the party drinks counter to get champagne together.

The birth and development of the friendship of two outstanding heroines is very eye-catching.

Apparently, so did Green Lantern Hal Jordan in his brown bomber jacket.

After using the tried-and-tested line "I'm a pilot" with his own neat shiny white teeth to tease the black widow but failed, Hal was not discouraged at all, and he was able to see the real Romanov agent appear and be within reach. , I have never had such a good opportunity in my life.

At this time, he was not in a hurry to launch the second round of attack, but stared blankly at the interaction between the two goddesses, his eyes almost fascinated.

“Too hot (so hot~~).”

Hal Jordan was in a trance, subconsciously said softly.

The pilot expressed that he was going to stare blankly.

"What is hot? The temperature is quite pleasant today." Flash Barry Allen ate the food supplements in the small jar with a spoon on the left and right, and looked around to see what Hal was talking about.

——Barry Allen, the flash man who couldn't stop eating, was opened up to a new world today,

As part of the party decor, to give the childless guests a taste of what it's like to be a baby (in advance), and to keep the little ones at the party something to eat, Bruce's baby shower included a variety of baby foods.In fact, they are all common ones on the market, and there is nothing unusual about them.

But it was the first time The Flash had seen such a thing!

Mashed potatoes, cod, carrots, spinach, pureed in a small jar, allinone!

Clean, hygienic and fresh, balanced nutrition and no salt added!

Look at the organic food logo!

The most important thing is that this baby food supplement completely saves the chewing time and gives the teeth a holiday!Let Barry eat fast and refreshing, one bottle per sip, energy-saving and efficient, and there is no need to worry about excessive salt intake. The Flash, who has almost bottomless calorie demand, said that he will store dozens of boxes of it at home in the future.

Hal has no interest in Barry's complementary food promotion at all, and his eyes still follow the shadows of the two goddesses.

Hal: "oh~ I love watching beautiful women wrestling the most."

Barry Allen: "...???"

"Black Widow, Wonder Woman..." Hal straightened the collar of his brown jacket, as if it was really hot, "Huh—I've never seen such exciting things on p.ornhub."

Barry Allen: "...p.ornhub???"

"Do you think they will have a pillow fight?" Hal whistled, "oh~man~ such a picture..."

A normal man would not fill out this questionnaire about who is hotter among female superheroes. Does this kind of list have any meaning?

——I want them all is the standard answer!

Barry Allen: "...cough."

p. ornhub?Women's Superhero uniform theme?Barry said that he seemed to know what his teammates like _(:」)_

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On the other side, Tony and Bruce, who are avoiding the secret conversations of the crowd, are "performing" each other.

The two CEOs, each with their own ulterior motives, went around, thinking about what to say so as not to reveal their secrets, and they were so tired that they just wanted to wipe off their sweat.

First of all, Bruce can't tell Tony that Helena is his. Every sentence must pay attention to referring to "Batman" as the child's father, and he must use the third person; relationship, because my third son has become more and more uncomfortable these days.

And Tony?Not everything can be said—about the future, about time, about Timothy Drake in adulthood.

For Tony, there are two main problems now-one is the unknown end of the world, and the other is the threat of Brainiac wandering in space.

If it was because Timothy changed Helena's childhood arbitrarily out of selfishness, and no one would be able to fight against space enemies in the future, then the earth would only have obvious ruined cities, and it would not become an empty doomsday.The League of Assassins wouldn't do that either, they just wanted to "take over", not "annihilate".

Getting rid of the alien enemy's spies on Earth directly before Talia Orgul's move to collect new brainwashing technology doesn't mean the danger is gone.First of all, they only know of the existence of such a spy so far, and there may be many more - this is completely predictable - eliminating one spy will not completely eliminate the transmission of signals from the earth; If his interest is objective, then even if magic does not attract him, he will think of the earth one day.

Evasion has never been the way heroes do things.Such a danger that may erupt at any time cannot be expected to be left to future generations to solve.

As a magician with the power of time, Doctor Strange made an exception to peek into the future, and the result was reassuring, "We have at least half the chance of winning, and Brainiac is not a difficult enemy."

However, Doctor Strange's expression was not relaxed.

"The problem of timeline continuity is actually more serious than the threat of Brainiac." He said heavily.

In short, the timeline is messed up.

And the end that Timothy saw was not real.

But this is not good news. Stephen found that he couldn't go through the timeline at all, not one of them.

He just analyzed the method of defeating Brainiac through repeated simulations of wars. The defense forces of the earth can actually fight this green alien, and the odds of winning and losing are almost half to half.

It's actually not easy to fail to the extent that Timothy's original timeline. In a word, everyone's luck on that line is not very good.

In the process of going through various possible timelines, no matter whether the result of the confrontation with Brainiac is a victory or a loss, there will always be a scene of the end of the world suddenly popping up after a mess of confusion, just like someone interrupted the movie Screenings are as tough as commercial breaks.

Stephen suspects that this world was created specifically for Timothy, or rather, for people on the timeline we are trying to replace,

who did itFuture Helena Wayne, it goes without saying...

She's the new Brainiac, and it's not surprising that she has this ability.

Using the power of the time guardian to restore the timeline also failed. Her subconsciousness spread throughout the entire timeline, like a giant tree with intertwined roots, firmly fixing the original timeline and growing on the new timeline.

A trio of Doctor Strange, Timothy, and Tony, after deliberation and a lot of calculations, decided that they should fix the timeline first and then worry about the green aliens.

Pull Batman in?Tony didn't even think about it.

why?

Do you need another reason to distrust Batman's team spirit?

Bruce himself doesn't have so much information at hand for the time being. He is still in the initial stage of using face recognition to track a Batman counterfeit all over the world. At most, he uses Constantine's resources to see if there is any change on the magic side.

The two were perfunctory for a long time, and finally Bruce said with a smile, "Then trouble Tony to catch the bad guys."

- really tired.

In the happy atmosphere of the two joining the party again, Bruce was talking about the time for Helena to take a nap in the morning - if she should sleep or not, the earth-shattering cries of her daughter would scare the superheroes from having babies.

Tony listened carefully, he must learn parenting experience in advance!

But a tall red figure leaning against the bush fence attracted his attention—could this suspicious figure overheard his conversation with Bruce.

Then he heard Bruce call "Jason" to the figure from behind.

huh... so this is the second son whom I haven't seen for a long time?

Grow so big?

This oppressive figure weighs 200 pounds, right?

It seems that studying abroad in Europe has a good meal...

From the little bean sprouts just adopted by Bruce back then, to the stalwart man he is today, Tony really wanted to ask what the two sons ate during adolescence, so as to prepare for the child in his wife's belly.

Although he was never willing to admit it, he was indeed a little bit worried about his child's height...

Tony also wondered if Bruce's second son had bought a wardrobe full of red hoodies and wore them from childhood to adulthood.

——Is it the same fashion style as Steve Jobs who loved the black turtleneck sweater?

Bruce was hugging his son affectionately on the shoulders to say hello to Tony - of course the son looked reluctant.

"I guess I need no introduction, you saw..." Bruce said.

Tony really liked this second son, and he could still remember his cute jumping up and down a few years ago, so he warmly opened his arms, "Jason! ——I'm your Uncle Tony!"

The hand that Jason was about to extend in business etiquette froze in mid-air...

Who wants to call this guy uncle! ! !

Seeing the resisting expression of the young man in the red sweater, Tony was very sad.

Just a few short years ago, this little boy was also wearing a red sweater. He followed Bruce to Stark Tower to discuss environmental protection cooperation. When the adults were talking, he wrote and scratched on a small note by himself at the small table. I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely.Tony leaned over curiously, and it turned out to be a college physics problem, so he helped him solve it.

At that time, the little boy was full of admiration for Tony, and called himself Uncle Tony with the little milk voice before the voice change period...

This kid didn't eat well when he was on the street, he grew up and his voice changed, all later than his peers.

The disparity in treatment makes Tony feel uncomfortable, the children will be difficult to manage when they grow up... especially the rebellious boys!

Although boys and girls are the same, Tony really wants a good daughter!

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small theater:

Baby Helena is one year old, according to the request of Kong Kenan, who always pops up suddenly, needs to catch the week...

Bruce: "What's a catch?"

Kong Kenan (cautiously): "Let the baby choose among objects that imply various occupations and identities, and see which one she grabs. But this is actually just a ritual that places hopes on the child's future, and it doesn't mean anything."

What if Helena didn't catch what the Dark Knight asked for? !

Clark smiled and threw down a pen, hoping that the child could also learn to write.

Xiao Qiao: "I'm going to be an older brother, and my mother is pregnant with a younger brother, so you can play together in the future."

Damian paused, put away the knife he was going to throw, and dropped a kryptonite instead

Clark: "..."

Xiao Qiao: "..."

Bruce: "What a hit!"

Alfred threw a stethoscope, hoping that little Wayne could finally become a doctor like Master Thomas.

Jason Todd throws a gun.

The clown threw a crowbar.

— The Joker is beaten until dawn by Jason Todd.

Tim threw a programming tutorial

Tony Stark thinks this programming tutorial is low-level

The two of them were hugging out the computer and playing against each other.

Aum threw a globe to see that 70% of our precious mother earth is ocean, we must protect the ocean environment.

Poison Ivy is moved to tears by Ocean Lord's environmental mobilization.

——Kong Kenan silently put away the complete set of Zhou Zhou toys that he bought from a certain treasure online all the way, the ones with abacus and ingots, and felt that he was vulgar.