[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

He just wants to announce the good news loudly!Anyway, he is happy!

In fact, Tony brought a plusone today—but it was not his mother-to-be wife Pepper, but Natasha, the black widow who tactfully proposed to join in the fun.

As for Natasha's euphemism...

In the training room of Fulian Building, the female agent who had just undergone special training had a cold and serious face: "Tony, I think you need a bodyguard."

Tony, who was repairing the fully automatic coffee machine in the Union Building, held up the screwdriver for a moment, looked at the biceps exposed by Natasha's gray vest, and wanted to say that he didn't need a bodyguard?You see, although Hapi is acting as my driver + bodyguard... With Hapi's skills, generally speaking, I am the bodyguard for him.

But when Tony was about to refuse, he caught a glimpse of Natasha's expression—well... a little too straight.It was only then that he realized that this powerful female agent often had a double heart.

On Natasha's side, Tony's big brown eyes looked at her with a teasing expression, and the female agent's heart skipped a beat.

——The bodyguard is just an excuse, of course, but what can she say?Do you want to say that I miss that little baby a little bit?Tony would have laughed at her.

Also, baby showers... elements of normal life, it sounds really... very interesting...

Natasha doesn’t have a lot of “ordinary people’s life elements” around her. In the mechanized training where aliens are violently beaten and simulated, her thinking is always prone to divergence. Just now, Natasha suddenly had an idea, wanting to... Taking a break from baby shower?

Drink champagne and chat with other heroines...

The look in Tony's eyes, did he find his little thoughts?

But what Tony said next made the female agent almost choke.

"Do you want to go to Zhenglian next door to see if there are any young men of the right age, Natasha?" Tony blinked, and the blinking became more and more strange, "I support it."

Natasha rolled her eyes, turned and walked away - unable to communicate with Tony Stark!

As for the reason for Pepper's absence...

Tony wasn't the kind of guy who wanted to lock his wife up in a padded glass sterile room when she was pregnant (although a similar thought did flash through some corner of his mind), he wanted I really intend to do this, not to mention that the independent and self-reliant Pepper will pick up the high heels and cut him, just the beating from the Stark family's personal doctor is enough for him to lose his way.

- Pregnant women need proper exercise!

——Pregnancy is not a disease!

——Sterile room?are you crazy?What about your biology knowledge?Beneficial bacteria are needed in normal human life! ! !

"I understand you, Tony, it's really not easy to have a child at your age. But you have to know that embryos also go through a process of natural selection, and those that cannot be kept within three months are often the embryos themselves are not healthy. This is Survival of the fittest in nature..."

The white-haired private doctor who has been escorting the health of Stark's family for many years said to Tony earnestly.

natural selection? ? ?Survival of the fittest? ? ?

emmm... This concept is really "Darwinian"...

Wait, what do you mean it's not easy to have a kid at my age? !

And doctor, what's the matter with your sympathetic and understanding eyes?

Then, as if he felt that Tony didn't get enough arrows in his knee, the old doctor continued to make up for it.

"Relax, Tony, don't put too much pressure on your wife. If it's not possible, we can still do test tubes, right? There are more and more Hollywood stars and rich people doing test tubes. If you're lucky, test tubes have a high The odds are that it will be twins..."

Come on, Tony was stunned when he heard that.

Wait a minute doctor, how old do you think I am? ? ? ! ! !

I can still do it! ! !

The old doctor nodded tolerantly and gently.

A sense of "well, you're the best" to coax children...

There is no way, as a doctor, I have heard too many such harsh words from patients.

As fellow Dr. House said: patients often lie.

—Tony Stark feels wronged.

And Pepper didn't come to Gotham today, of course it wasn't because he didn't want to show Wayne face, the two families were already familiar with each other so much that they didn't need to explain.As for the specific reasons, one is because of the discomfort in the early stages of pregnancy—Little Pepper has some morning sickness that makes Tony very distressed; the other is that she still wants to try her best to arrange the work of the Stark Group for the next few quarters before she has to take maternity leave appropriate.

Tony: Look how capable my wife is! (shock!)

Bruce (who was escaped by Catwoman): "..."

(Cannot catch up with the Black Canary Goddess) Oliver: "..."

(Chased by the bald president) Clark: "...cough"

——But my Louise is also very capable... Clark's mentality is very peaceful.

After accepting the dry or sincere compliments from all parties with a smile, Tony took Bruce to the side for a secret talk.

——Tony doesn't bother to care if you are sincerely congratulating, he just wants to announce the good news loudly!Anyway, he is happy!

The topic of the two of course revolved around the fake Batman who robbed the baby before—in order not to complicate the situation, Tony chose to keep the future a secret from Bruce. Who knows if this silly Baitian will just turn around and tell Batman?

As for baby Helena?Come on, she's just a naive little doll now, and the terrorist in that timeline is actually two people with her.

Tony insisted on what he had always said, even cheating, hoping to persuade Bruce to give him and the Avengers full power to investigate this matter.

And the plusone Ms. Natasha Romanoff brought to this party by Tony?

Tony, the father-to-be, had long since forgotten him...

Natasha was used to this for a long time. It was true that she came in Tony's limousine, but Stark, who was counting on armor to play, never got in the car at all.

At this time, she is not restrained in a simple dress - social skills and the ability to quickly integrate into the environment are also the focus of the Red House training.

A baby shower is not a political fundraising event or a charity reception, so today everyone's dresscode is casual, just come as you feel comfortable.

After getting rid of a young man claiming to be a pilot who pestered her to strike up a conversation, Natasha finally found a quiet place, took a glass of juice from the tray in the hand of the steel nanny who had become a waiter, and stood in the air with a faint floral fragrance Next to the bushes, habitually looking around.

—what's the name of the man you just picked up, Hal Jordan?Actually looks okay.

However, this leisure was interrupted by Natasha's keen observation and directness.

She frowned and tapped the communicator next to her ear, "There is a situation, Tony, there is a suspicious person."

There was silence on the other end of the communicator.

"Tony? Tony?" Natasha raised her voice slightly because of anxiety.

At this time, a calm and magnetic female voice came from behind the female agent, almost causing her to turn around and overturn the other party - if she hadn't seen who it was, she might have overturned it...

A tall, dark-haired woman in a casual white shirtdress smiled at her, "The steel bone destroyed all the electronic equipment, leaving only parts-I guess this includes the communication parts of Tony's armor, but not A communicator for the Injustice League channel, like the one in your ear."

Oh--

Natasha's self-defense action slowed down for a moment——

wonder woman...

The author has something to say:

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The experience of growing up in the first few pages of the old French Foreign Journal is very distressing, and when the little bucket was born, it was put into an incubator and inserted an oxygen inhalation tube, and it hurts again...

But the latest 35th issue of Xinfawai turned into a small bucket, and he was hugged by his father to watch the night view of Gotham within 10 minutes of his birth... Fat and healthy, with eyes open ahhh——

Just, don’t look at the manga, you’ll be crazy... _(:з」∠)_

*In the 35th issue, Tong Tong clicked on the skill of teasing girls, and his ex-girlfriend Essence came to kill Tong, saying Jason, I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you.

Barrel said: Why do you have to choose?

...? ? ?

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shit...

Kiss and kill?City people really know how to play...

I really think this kind of teasing bucket is very interesting_(:з」∠)_