[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

What did you understand later?

Seeing Damian's "early education" method, Dick just wanted to help his forehead.

And the current Robin/Teen Titans leader, Damian Wayne, didn't feel any frustration because his sister couldn't feel his high-quality exclusive enlightenment class.

The little boy just squinted his eyes, continued to maintain a serious and serious expression, and gave instructions to Baby Helena who was being lifted by his armpit.

"Crying doesn't make your enemies pity you—that's what my mother said to me, and I give it to you—crying doesn't make you do less homework!"

Helena (with a tear hanging on her face), stares at Damian, obviously not knowing what he's talking about.

The competition in the world is cruel. My father's daughter, that is, my younger sister, can't be like some cute and silly girls in the school. How can I not even read a book of "On War" How about it?Taking a step back, at least read the most basic principles of economics?

Thinking like this, Robin suddenly had an overwhelming sense of crisis—he, Damian Wayne, didn't recognize a younger sister who only knew about the new products of the XX brand all day long!

Education planning must be done!He will write a five-year plan soon!

With this in mind, Damian immediately said the sentence "Crying does not make your enemies pity you" in English, French, German and Arabic, waiting for the child to realize his own epiphany and make contact.

After howling a few times, the baby felt bored, stopped crying, and then began to eat his hands—both hands were stuffed into his mouth together, as if he couldn't make up his mind which one to eat.

——So just ask for it.

— so I didn't eat any of them.

Damian has very high expectations for this sister who often needs him to go out to lull her to sleep—well, it’s not high, and it’s definitely not up to his own standards.He wouldn't throw her off to climb a snow mountain when she was five years old.

Wait, can he?

Climbing a snow mountain is a very comprehensive physical and mental exercise.

Dick sighed deeply, heartfeltly, and decided to take his hands off his face later.

After Helena was carried back to the mansion, he did not come back many times due to off-site activities. He originally thought that the situation would not be so serious, but he still overestimated the men's sensibility in raising children.No wonder the female colleagues in the police station are complaining about her husband!

(Dick selectively ignores the fact that he is actually a straight man who is being complained about...)

Dick thought carefully about the day-to-day life of mansion parenting that he had observed in the limited opportunities he had had.

It is true that Jason and Tim know more and more, but according to Tim's old habits, he regards babies as some kind of precision instruments that need to be carefully maintained, so he is very scientific and focused on parenting.On the contrary, I spend more time reading books than looking at my baby—even I spend most of my time looking at my baby to compare what is written in the book...

Jason knows how to combine theory with practice, summing up from forums and life experience, but Jason is very straightforward, and he will only ruthlessly point out the mistakes of others. The action of holding the baby is professional and warm, but when communicating with the baby, he only jokes hahaha .

He is a hearty brother, but he can't communicate.

"Ha! Look at the drool on your hand!"

"Ha! It stinks, let Iron Man change your diaper!"

"Hey! Hold still! It's time for you to sleep!"

such……

Finally, it was Bruce. Dick quietly raised his head and looked at the stalwart man in a three-piece black suit beside him—this is the dark knight who made Gotham criminals fearful, and he was also the commander and brain of the Justice League.However, in the eyes he was looking at his daughter at the moment, there was some kind of uncertainty hidden behind the gentleness and kindness.

Bruce is of course also trying to get into the role of a father, but this role may be quite foreign to him.

Even after raising all the boys including Dick and Damian, Bruce has never faced the feeling of a newborn baby, defenseless, totally dependent on you, Bruce never had.

What moved Dick very much was that, as long as Bruce could spare time for small matters such as holding the baby to sleep and breastfeeding, he would do it himself--it is really rare for someone like Bruce who is too busy to sleep.

Dick thought he understood what was going on.

——Bruce regards parenting more as a responsibility, and takes it too seriously, so he can't enjoy the fun of parenting.

Therefore, I can't take care of communicating with my daughter.

Just look at Bruce's performance right now. He even nodded frequently to Damian, thinking that the proposal for early childhood education of foreign languages ​​is very good, and even touched his chin and suggested that each person be responsible for a language.

Even the American Academy of Pediatrics Parenting Encyclopedia says that if you are a bilingual parent, you can try to use bilingualism at home.

——That's what it says in the book.

(However, the book does not demonstrate how to talk to babies.)

Dick put his hands back on his face.

——This suggestion is a good suggestion, but can you choose the content and method of your speech to be easier to understand?

But let the dark knight soften his tone, squeeze his voice, and make a baby laugh...

Dick imagined the picture for a moment.

Then he shook uncontrollably.

Dick: "Bruce, don't you usually just burp and sleep, and don't communicate with children?"

Bruce: "Of course I communicate."

Dick: "Communicate what?"

Bruce (serious answer): "I read to her."

As for whether baby Helena would cry every time I read it, Bruce selectively forgot.

——Learning is painful at the beginning, and the child just hasn't felt the joy of acquiring new knowledge.

read……

Looking at the father and son with a natural face, Dick suddenly understood how Damian's idea of ​​multilingual early education came about...

Dick (sighing tiredly): "You don't need to be so purposeful when talking to your children, just... daily communication is enough."

Bruce: "Daily?"

Dick: "Yes, you can try."

With doubts in his eyes, Bruce loosened his tie uncertainly, bent slightly, and faced Helena who had been carried by Damian on his shoulders.

Two pairs of similarly shaped eyes face each other.

Bruce: "Cough...uh, good afternoon?"

Helena: - stare - eat hand - stare -

Bruce turned his head, it was the first time Dick had seen Batman so humbly asking for his opinion...

"Is that right?"

"Yes, you don't need to wait for feedback when talking to your baby, she listens."

The social worker who came to the police station to pick up the child with autism said that many three-year-old children who encountered language barriers or apathy were the result of their parents not paying attention to communicating with them when they were young.

Raising children is not an easy task.

And...how should I put it?

Just now, Bruce's low and serious tone was too "Batman", and it was his face that he didn't scare the baby to cry.

How can a playboy who is like a fish in water in Gotham's social scene suddenly become socially phobic in the face of a little baby?

Dick showed disapproving eyes, "The tone can be more relaxed, and the content can be more boring."

Bruce nodded seriously, closed his eyes, and seemed to be switching personalities (?)

"Hi~ little beauty~"

Dick couldn't restrain the desolation in his heart, Dick sighed, and looked at the ceiling.

What's the matter with this inexplicable baby Brucey's tone? !

——It is worrying.

But the baby actually gave up eating his hands, staring at Bruce cheerfully with bright eyes, opened his mouth, and smiled? !

Damian looked disgusted and disappointed at this time.

——To be so disinterested in learning...it's hopeless!

Seeing Damian's expression of resentment, Dick suddenly sounded an alarm in his heart—is Helena going to live in the shadow of her brother at a young age? !

#On how to avoid sibling competition and comparison between the second child. #

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Brudhaven has been relatively peaceful recently, so Dick stayed in the mansion that night, and happened to be dragged to the Batcave by the old housekeeper to help debug several new crime scene analysis equipment.

Just as the night patrol was about to start, Bruce had just set off from the Batcave.Dick, who was concentrating on screwing, suddenly heard an abnormal sound coming from the baby monitor.

He quickly put down the screwdriver and was about to run up, but was held down by the old housekeeper, and Ah Fu made a booing gesture to him.

"I think it's Master Bruce."

Dick was skeptical, what was he doing in the baby's room before going on night watch?He turned around and tapped on the bat computer to call up the monitor.

I saw Bruce in full uniform, without a hood, "sneaking" into the baby's room.

The baby who was drinking bedtime milk in the arms of the super nanny saw his father coming, so he didn't pay attention to the milk and started dancing.

Bruce took the baby and the bottle from the Super Nanny and hand-fed it, the tiny bottle almost invisible in the dark knight's big black gloves.

"Hi, good evening." At this moment, Bruce's tone was completely different from the way he spoke to the baby in front of Dick in the afternoon.

He smiled at the baby who was breastfeeding in his arms. The smile was gentle and full of love. This smile came from the heart. At this time, he looked neither the Dark Knight nor the Playboy President Bruce, but just a A loving father named Bruce Wayne.

"Dad is going... um... to catch bad guys. This is to protect other children. Some children live in an unsafe environment. Dad is going to help them. Baby sleep well, okay? I'll be there when you wake up."

Bruce patted the burp towel over his shoulders and said to the baby as he patted her on the back.

Dick found himself breathing lighter.

——and he didn't shudder uncontrollably when he saw the dark knight talking softly to the baby.

As if Bruce could be such a father naturally.

"This is not the first time. I kept you in the mansion because I wanted you to see it with your own eyes." Ah Fu also smiled, looking at the picture on the screen. "Master Bruce has been used to saying goodbye to the baby before the night patrol."

Dick was shocked and moved, and suddenly felt helpless (?) So what I said about the importance of communication during the day was completely farting...?

Does the old father have the burden of being an idol, and he still has to manage facial expressions in front of other people?

Do you want to be sneaky to tease a baby? !

Bringing a baby is addictive, especially after she smiles at people, Bruce finds himself irresistible, every day before the night watch, he wants to coax the baby, hug this soft, milky and fragrant baby, and tell her Where to go, let her feel at ease.

This little secret activity that belonged only to him and Helena before the night watch almost became his blood tonic. Recalling the sweet and soft baby's smile added warmth to the long night watch and stalking.

——But the criminals in Gotham can't feel this kind of warmth!They only felt weirdness and terror!

Imagine Batman punching you with a suspiciously slanted mouth under a black ghastly mask.You'll be more aware of your pills than ever!I also wonder if the posture of the pill is even worse this time, so Batman is so excited that he smiles!

Moreover, there is an even more terrifying detail circulating among the brothers on the road.

——Batman not only often shows a honey smile recently, but also has honey milky white ♂ viscous liquid on his cape and chest...

Villain A: "...too much information, brother."

Villain B: "There are also some on the back, I've seen it, it's really sticky... long strips, like something sprayed out."

Villain C: "I once saw Superman wipe him..."

So everyone understands

What did you understand later?

Batman, who was spit out again and had no time to wipe it off, fell into deep thought when he saw the tenacious posture of these beaten villains stretching their necks to look at their shoulders...

The author has something to say:

Something to do in the afternoon, update earlier

*Mr. Mi was written by me again

*Fuckbatman stems from a new American drama, well it’s not particularly new, it’s been out for a season, it’s called “Titans”, it’s about the story of Big Young, Raven, Beast Boy and Starfire Squad, big characters in the trailer If you miss this sentence, Fuckbatman, it will directly stir up a thousand waves with one stone...

The scene at that time was that the young and old were fighting a team of villains. When the villains saw Robin coming, they thought that Batman must be coming too, wailing oh my god Batman is here!Then I didn't see Batman, a villain asked where is Batman?In the rebellious period (probably?) the young and old say "Fuckbatman"...

In short, in this play, the young master just wants to establish his own family, and he is still wearing a Robin uniform (it is said that the night wing uniform will be added in the second season). ...

The young and old in this play are super handsome, anyway, I don’t look at the butt anymore, it’s enough to look at the face_(:з」∠)_

When the stills of Xinghuo first came out, many people said they couldn’t bear it. Well, I can’t bear it. I think it’s mainly the stylist’s problem. The girl’s body is still good.However, Xinghuo is not a script of a naive alien princess, but there is no way for anyone to make it official. Whatever the official writes is correct, we don’t know and we dare not ask_(:з」∠)_

The investment in this drama is too small, and some uniforms are kind of embarrassing. The episode of War Eagle and White Dove was quite embarrassing.

But the eldest is really handsome! ! !I am very good! ! !