[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Yes, foreign language enlightenment

Over the next few days, while Jason was trying to re-establish himself as the Red Hood as a villainous villain, Dick rushed back to the mansion in the early evening.

As the first Robin and Bruce's first adopted son, Dick Grayson Dick claimed to be on his own as early as an adult, and even left Gotham directly for complete independence.

Soon, the most lovable Robin Dick is firmly established in the new city of Brudhaven - with a formal establishment job by day and a vigilante title and uniform by night.

(Finally taking off his annoying and useless cloak, but showing his ass, Midnighter expresses his sincere appreciation and promises that he can recognize Nightwing's secret identity just by the shape of his ass.)

Detective Grayson of Brudhaven is a high-quality young man who can be said to have a house, a car and a job, but his wife and children are hot on the bed—Kong Kenan.

Therefore, it is completely understandable that Dick seldom returns to Gotham and Wayne Mansion for reasons other than joint operations-the child is too old to stay.

Didn't even Tim set up a base and residence outside?

#bruce pretends not to know that these boys are in a hurry to go out and live in order to pick up girls. #

However, in the past few days, Dick seems to drive back to the mansion more often across the city after work, just like today - I saw Detective Grayson park the SUV in the parking space, jump out of the car, and trot into the mansion with a serious face , with a police badge pinned to his waist.

After passing Ah Fu, he didn’t even say hello, and rushed directly to Baby Helena’s room,

At this time, the baby has just slept in the evening and has been fed by the super nanny. According to the "eat-play-sleep" model in the super nanny parenting theory, now is the time for her to play.

"Babies who are more than two months old should practice raising their heads more, that is, they need more Tummytime (tummy time), which is helpful for neck development and gross motor development."

Although the baby obviously doesn't like these two artificial intelligences more and more, the super nanny is still very powerful in the theoretical system.

This room in the mansion has been completely opened up as a nursery room. According to Afu, Bruce slept in this small room when he was very young, and moved to a larger bedroom after he was 4 years old.

Under the command of Alfred, the care of the steel nanny, and the formulation of the plan by the old father Bruce, the bedroom walls of this ancient mansion were painted pale pink for the first time after several generations of Wayne boys.

A wooden crib is placed in the corner against the wall. On one end of the bed is a storage bag for spare diapers and small towels. waist, but others need to do it occasionally when the baby throws a tantrum and doesn't like the AI ​​nanny's service.

A small green table and a small cabinet are placed by the window diagonally opposite the crib, and the small cabinet is firmly nailed to the wall. Safety is always more important than aesthetics in a baby's room.

The small table is of course rounded and low.In the future, the baby will definitely like to play house and have a tea party, right? This is a healthy love for a female baby. You need to give more guidance, and you can't let the baby like playing bat darts in the future...

In the open area of ​​the room between the crib and the small cabinet, there is a climbing mat and a soft carpet with a bear pattern on it.

In addition, there is a single sofa for adults to sit on.

After having a baby, the change of Wayne's living environment is not only reflected in the addition of an extra pink and tender room, but also in the colorful floor mats and playpens in the living room on the first floor, and in the bat cave downstairs. On the computer screen, a picture of a smiling baby was deliberately set by Dick as a screen saver.

This picture makes any member of the Bat family who uses the Bat computer can't help but smile knowingly when he sees it by accident.

Ah, by the way, there are also those small creamy yellow towels that hang on the wooden high-back chairs from time to time.

The simple but cold old house adds softness and fireworks to life.

At this time, the pink and tender painting style of "breaking" into the baby's room, even the most lively Robin Dick, has to be in a trance before getting used to it.

Baby Helena was being watched by the super nanny, practicing tummy tummy on the floor mat. Dick leaned over, picked up the baby, put her on the small sofa on the side, and then put her on his lap, facing each other, and started playing.

Although the baby still can't laugh out loud, as long as someone teases her, she will open her big mouth and laugh silently. Her love and happiness are beyond words.

Just like now, her eyes are shining, her little fists are clenched on both sides, she opens her mouth to smile at Dick, and doesn't care if she drools a little.

Dick: "Is Helena having a good time today?"

— stare — laugh — stare —

However, the straight man Dick is also a novice in teasing children. Although Baby Helena is the king of cheers, she will laugh at whatever Dick says, but how can this conversation proceed without verbal feedback?

What's the next sentence?Books and pediatricians say to talk to your baby often...

Dick Grayson, who never had to worry about topic selection when chatting with girls, fell into confusion for the first time.

"Uh..." Dick scratched his face, "Is it stinky?"

"It did, Mr. Grayson. It lasted 7 seconds at 35:14:8 in the morning." The super nanny gave a detailed report in due course.

Dick: "..."

It's just that I failed to find a topic... I don't need to tell me so much information!

Baby Helena keep laughing!Open your eyes wide, open your mouth wide, and smile genuinely.

"aw~~ do you like me so much, Helena?" Dick covered his chest.

"She does love her brothers more than her own father," said Ah Fu, who was wearing an apron around his waist, standing by the door and smiling at Dick.

He still has a rag in his hand, probably from the kitchen or the bat cave. Since Helena was taken away once, in addition to the security upgrade, Bruce and Alfred have also started to use the babymonitor tool of ordinary people. baby monitor.

Artificial still has a reliable and irreplaceable place.

In addition to video surveillance, it also has baby crying detection. A receiver is placed in the baby's room, also called "baby machine". One for two parents, one is hung on Ah Fu's body every day, and the other is placed in the bat cave every day. , who is on duty in the Batcave and who is watching.

Ah Fu caught up today after hearing the movement in the baby's room.

"Master Richard gave up his after-get off work night life and rushed to Gotham just to talk to Helena?" Afu certainly didn't welcome Dick, but he wanted to remind these children to rest and sleep more when they had time ...

Dick smiled sheepishly, "Indeed, Ah Fu, I came back to talk to Helena."

"Today the police station received a child with... autism," Dick looked at his and Afu's baby curiously, and continued, "Then I studied some child psychology and talked to several pediatricians. We chatted—we have to tease her and talk to her often. We hand her over to artificial intelligence...would it be very dangerous? The age of Xiaoyue is not obvious, but the baby will also have social needs."

"The doctor also said that we need to call her by her name often, so that she can associate the name with herself. The baby is very smart."

"So far, our biggest problem in raising a child is that we don't have much time to play with her and communicate with her."

Bruce, who had just returned from picking up his son from the Titan Tower, couldn't find Afu in the kitchen, so he wanted to visit the nursery, with Damian by his side, and the father and son happened to hear Dick's words.

Damian expressed disdain for this, "She is so young, what does she know?"

This is obviously an ordinary child, not a human elite who was born in a training cabin with extraordinary talent like Damian.Seeing that she is her own sister who shared half of her genes, let's not despise her too much.

Dick nicely explained to Damian, "She'll never understand until you tell her. That's what education is about."

"Tt, there are so many things to pay attention to in raising a baby, are you anxious?" Damian thinks that you are just too full.

When he was a child, he didn't pay so much attention. He heard from his nanny that his mother threw him into the ice and snow for a few months to exercise his physique. Since he was one year old, his cartoons have been the killing show of the League of Assassins.

And Damian thinks that Grayson looks especially silly when he talks to the child, holding his voice and saying something unnutritious.

"Oh ~ Helena is the best, isn't she~?" But Dick felt that he had found the knack, seeing how happy the baby was smiling.

Damian said that he just wanted to roll his eyes, "I thought you couldn't be any more stupid, are you really stupid? Why are you holding your throat and talking to her?"

This question... Dick couldn't answer, as if people around him would raise their voices and exaggerate their expressions when speaking to the little doll.

Damian put down the long knife in his hand, with a very contemptuous expression on his face. Fortunately, he was not wearing a Robin uniform in broad daylight, and his casual clothes were not dirty, so he snatched his sister from Grayson directly, "If you want to teach you, do it well. teach."

Then, facing Baby Helena, with a serious and even gloomy expression, he said a series of words...

Dick frowned. "Is this... Spanish?"

"Yes, foreign language enlightenment," Damian shrugged, "Teaching Chinese will start tomorrow, and now even the president's children are learning Chinese. Of course we can't fall behind. The quality of our education is far beyond the presidential level."

Dick didn't know if Helena had been enlightened, only saw her start to cry...

The author has something to say:

*The last chapter was a joke_(:з」∠)_The official has killed so many times, I won’t kill it......

*Trump’s granddaughter speaks Chinese very well

*But I'm wondering if the first word my baby will learn is Fuckbatman...

(Titan version: ???)