[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Feeling discriminated against at work

Timothy could only keep a dark face, silently watching Tony Stark laughing while hugging his stomach.

He comforted himself that such details would only make Batman's image and Bruce himself worse - after all, there are too many people in this world who want to marry Bruce, both men and women...

To pass up a chance to marry Wayne?If you say it, it will make headlines.

Chairman Stark wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked, "Then according to what you said, what will happen to you if you continue time travel?"

Tim shrugged, "I'll disappear into time, or merge with Tim Drake in a new timeline—neither Luthor nor I know, we don't have experience. Either way, it doesn't matter."

Tony didn't say anything about Batboy's indifference to the fact that he was likely to be wiped out.

Both he and Stephen understood the seemingly foolish devotion to the peace of the planet or the universe—and had even done so.Understand Timothy's balance of putting himself on the back burner.

Therefore, there is no need to make any unnecessary politeness or sentimentality. It is the greatest comfort and commendation for this young man to complete the timeline that Timothy failed to pass in the future.

"And the encounter with you Avengers..." the young man continued to talk in a steady tone.

"No," Tony interjected and corrected, "It was your boy who was caught by our Avengers for doing bad things."

"...Okay." Timothy said helplessly.

"...Anyway, this reminds me of your Doctor Strange, and his time ability," Timothy sighed, "Maybe, you can make up for my mistakes."

"Of course, you were an unexpected situation," he said to Tony.

Tony made an exaggerated movement of clutching his chest, "Oh—this just makes me so sad."

The serious atmosphere was once again disturbed by Iron Man, and Stephen seemed to adapt well to Tony's flexibility from time to time to get out of the conversation.

"Following the current trajectory of time and figuring out what went wrong—this is the job you want to pass on to me, if I understand correctly..." Doctor Strange said to Timothy.

The future young Batman nodded, "I will assist you...until I can no longer assist you."

Looking at Doctor Strange's eyes, Tony raised an eyebrow, "Don't ask, I definitely want to join this operation, travel through time and space, and repair the timeline? I'm very excited just thinking about it."

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When the "Time and Space Guerrillas" (Tony Stark's language) quietly reached a consensus to form an alliance, the Wayne Mansion in Gotham also jumped to sleep, from the tragic cry of a baby. Gained a brief respite.

Who knows when the next sudden whoa-wah-wah will sound?

You must know that a child crying at night is more unpredictable than Arkham's escape...

Steel Nanny and Super Nanny, two of the most advanced artificial intelligences in terms of the current level of earth technology, have almost been reduced to cleaning the mansion after the baby's rejection and protest.

This is probably the most expensive cleaning in the world.

That's okay too... Reduce Afu's workload - IronNanny is a good hand at pruning flower gardens.

It is harder to guess the baby's preferences than to solve the case. Maybe she likes Bruce now, and becomes Jason again later.Sometimes no one can hug her, and she arches her back, not knowing what she wants to do.

The one who wears diapers is the best, able to toss Batman Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin without touching the ground - something that even all the criminals in Arkham can't do.

Damian has been saying that this is cheating, eating, drinking, and hugging.

To rank the things around Helena in order of their importance to her, the number one must do my part...

—It’s a pacifier.

After that is Jason's chest, Dad Bruce's shoulders, and Damian's fingers can squeeze into the top three.

Two AI nannies?It is also after she has eaten and slept enough that she "may" give her a face-she is not happy to let these two dummies come when changing diapers.

Damian: Do you think that if you borrow the lasso of truth, you will know what happened to her?

Jason: Huh, then she will only answer you wow, unless you have baby language translation software.

Tim wants to say that you are all guessing wrong. If you really bring the lasso of mantra to the baby, she will definitely stuff the lasso in her mouth and then swallow a lot of saliva.

At this moment, in the study of the mansion in the middle of the night, Bruce is taking the time to hold an alliance meeting. Several giants have communicators, videos, and holographic projections.

The holographic projection of Wonder Woman Diana is tilting her head and smiling, and the stunningly beautiful black-haired goddess is listening to Tim joke that he wants to use the lasso of truth to figure out why the baby is crying,

Then the woman's expression became a little more serious, and she began to tell Bruce that you are too spoiled.

Babies as big as they were on Paradise Island were taken by their mothers to ride horses, and they fell asleep after bouncing.

The old father Bruce was very tired and said that he really didn't want to answer similar questions anymore. Helena is not an Amazon...

The Martian hunter Ron Jonz, stationed in the watchtower all the year round, the green Martian, in addition to being able to change the density of the body and pass through walls, can also read minds, which is called telepathy. He learned about Batman in the alliance video communicator. The parenting dilemma is that he cannot accurately know the baby's needs, so he volunteered to help Bruce "feel" his daughter's thoughts, so as to provide targeted comfort.

This stern expression made Bruce suspect that Martian Manhunter was not joking...

He doesn't think he's exaggerated enough to use telepathy to raise a child!

Green Lantern Hal laughed at this, sense?Can sense hair!Little dolls know how to growl, just eat enough, drink enough and go to sleep. We poor people really don’t understand the logic of your rich raising children.

Clark said don't make fun of Bruce. A novice father will inevitably get nervous easily. This shows that Bruce is a good father. He looks like a leader summarizing the speeches of all parties. At the same time, his smile is gentle and encouraging...

Even kindly.

Superman, kindly, watching, Batman? !

Batman couldn't help but start to doubt life. Since when did the topic of the Justice League teleconference held while taking time out of his busy schedule divert to the exchange of parenting experiences? !

What about great and extraordinary themes like philosophy of life, cosmic peace, etc.?

Is it really okay to desert like this? !

It seems that since he became the father of a milk baby, his sense of oppression has decreased!

While Bruce was trying to bring the topic of the alliance's conference call back to the real alliance affairs, he pretended not to notice Jason coming out of the mansion through the window.

Jason Todd, who has been leaning on his head with a red bucket to hang out with the underworld in Gotham, has been a little confused recently.

He always felt that those other people in the underworld looked at him in the wrong way recently.I can't tell exactly why I didn't tell him, probably... from a timid or disdainful look, to suspicion, and some even a little...joking?

Suspicious whispers began to be heard where he appeared in the underworld's tavern.

...disturbing.

Could it be that after helping to bring up the baby, the deterrent power of his red hood has also weakened? !

Is it because he smells like milk?Or has his fierce temperament weakened? !

Jason never felt like he was the Wayne's babysitter!He has emphasized this many times to himself and to Artemis!And he didn't just run to the mansion just to take care of the children!

It's true that he didn't ask for Bruce's money, but every time he would take some high-tech equipment, or some chemical agent, or some high-end analysis and deciphering software from the Batcave every time.

borrow?Hmm... Is it still called borrowing if you don't return it?

Anyway, since he started helping Ah Fu with the children (yes, Ah Fu, not Bruce), Jason has never worried about the operation funds and hardware.

As for the sum of all these things he took along, the price was already enough for Bruce to rebuild two steel nannies, Jason said that he was too lazy to count for the old guy.

When he finally lingered and squeezed into the tavern where the gangsters gathered at night, intending to inquire about some news about the latest new drugs popular in Gotham, a little thug and errand runner with long sharp mouth and monkey cheeks under the penguin gang, Rubbing his nose, he looked around and cautiously moved to his side.

Jason has spent a lot of time on this guy recently - hoping to break through Penguin's impenetrable trading network by hooking up with this guy.

Wait a minute, what is this kid's name?

"Red Hood," the little thug put on a distorted smile with a strangely embarrassed expression, which made Jason's heart suddenly heightened, "Then what... our boss said, we can't pull you in to work, even though you are very able."

why? !

Jason still couldn't remember the name of the little thug rubbing his nose again, his thin mouth opened and closed, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, as if he wasn't sure what to say.

"...According to the people above, you are unreliable."

Jason almost wanted to flip the table, you better tell me what it means to be unreliable, I have been buying you a lot of drinks recently.

Seeing that Jason was about to lose his temper, the little thug shrank his neck, "It's just... Red Hood, do you have a mother and baby forum account?"

Jason: "?!"

The little thug's expression was very distorted. The two words "Mother and Child Forum" and "Red Hood" were put together in one sentence, which was so unbelievable that he felt like watching a clown striptease.

Wind review... just got killed... huh? !

How did all this happen?

Probably since Jason didn't hold back his eager hands and started answering other people's questions on the mother and baby forum?

——Stalking is really boring sometimes.

Is it just so revealing?Was his vest stripped off like this?

There is a tall building on the mother and baby forum, the question is "what is the most useless mother and baby product?"

The first answer with high votes is - your husband. . .

This answer has won the heartbroken support of many mothers.

But the "Little Red Riding Hood" account is not such a man. On the contrary, "Little Red Riding Hood" is a rising star in the maternal and child forum, and the number of followers is increasing by hundreds or thousands every day.

Question: What's the matter with the child's fountain-like spray of milk?

LittleRedRidingHood: Go to the doctor first!If you rule out getting sick, you are feeding too much!Regular feeding!Create a schedule!

Q: cry, don't sleep, help!I'm going to have postpartum depression!No help for single moms!

LittleRedRidingHood: Motou, first of all, who is the person who abandoned your mother and daughter?PM me your name and address.Still want to emphasize the importance of regular work and rest again, and the more sleepy the baby is, the harder it is to cry.

"Sleep like a baby" is a whole lot more crap than "clowns are good".

And, no, I'm not Bao's mother, at most I'm Bao's brother.

Jason, also known as "LittleRedRidingHood", didn't think much about keeping his identity secret when he started answering the first question. He really wanted to help these young mothers.

And this is a mother and baby forum, there can never be hackers here!

However, Brother Bao's identity is too dazzling, and Brother Bao's answer is so good, which makes the mothers who browse the forum can't help but reach out and pat the head of the big pig's hoof beside them!Why can't you learn from Brother Little Red Barrel!

Occasionally, one or two of these big trotters were in the penguin gang...

The LittleRedRidingHood account was targeted like this, which made them itch with hatred.

Later, they found out that a certain Gotham man who refused to pay child support after the divorce received a personal "visit" from the red hood...

After some stealthy hacking operations, and Jason not using an encrypted mobile phone to log in to the forum (is this just a mother and baby forum?), his vest was ripped off.

However, people in the underworld have all kinds of personal hobbies. Penguins like to eat raw fish, pig noodles like to dissect, and poison ivy likes gardening and environmental protection. No. - just annoying.

At the same time, the spreading effect of the Internet is instant. The influence of the "LittleRedRidingHood" account quickly broke through mother and child forums and reached Twitter. Jason Todd aka Red Hood also became a slash youth.

Jason Todd/Red Hood/Maternity and childcare big V from the media...

Wait a minute, even if I can bring a baby, even if I have a mother and baby forum account, even if I violently enforce the law and hit a big pig's hoof, I am still a qualified gangster!

Jason Todd felt discriminated against in the workplace as a single brother.

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Don’t worry about the timeline at all, it’s a big deal to kill Flash and sacrifice to the sky, if one is not enough, kill two (bushi..._(:з」∠)_