[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

"The question I'm concerned about is...why do the spiders walk in such a simulated way?"

The Avengers Building has never lacked super villains, let alone super heroes.

After Captain America accepted the cooperation of the New York government on behalf of the Alliance and opened the Avengers Building Tour Day, there was one day every month, and there was no shortage of chattering children and teenagers in this building.

——that is, there has never been a baby who is still breastfeeding.

Therefore, it is understandable that as long as alliance members who happen to be in the building or (pretend) have no mission to come back, they should take the opportunity to join in to watch the fun.

Of course, it is also related to the fact that most of these people are not married and have no children.

For them, the opportunity to observe a milk doll up close is even rarer than fighting with a Norse mythological evil god.

And this baby is said to belong to Batman, so everyone wants to see what special functions this little doll has, so as to get a glimpse of the Dark Knight himself.

So...will the face under the mask of the Dark Knight...be as cute?

The avengers who came to join in the fun couldn't help but fell into deep thought after seeing the white and pink baby.

At this time, Baby Helena had finished eating the liquid milk that Dr. Strange made with golden circles, and had slept in Batman's arms before, so it was the right time to eat and sleep enough.

——It means that you need to play with me.

——But Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Hulk (in the form of Dr. Banner) who were standing in a circle and staring at the baby for "visiting" didn't know...

The baby who was lying on his back and playing with his little feet also opened his eyes wide, looking up at them with his small face.

——Five big and one small—Look at each other——

Dr. Banner lowered his voice, as if he was afraid that someone would be frightened if he made a loud voice, "...What's next?"

Tony, who had just taken off his armor, stood up straight, took a gulp of soda water to rehydrate, and then continued: "I've sent a text message to Bruce, and he'll be here to pick up the kid in a while."

Of course, he did not forget to throw a bottle of water to the captain who was dragged up by him to look for the baby.

Natasha has just completed a complicated alliance mission, and the last few days have been her few days off—her vacations are never like ordinary people's, finding a beach, basking in the sun and reading a book.As an essentially ordinary person on earth, bearing the name of an agent black widow who makes the enemy fearful, naturally means that behind the scenes there must be extraordinary efforts behind the scenes.

——For example, during the vacation time, I have to keep practicing martial arts and shooting, and never dare to relax.

When Tony and the captain came back, she had just showered after a few hours of high-intensity fitness. She was casually wearing white T-shirts, and her half-dried, fluffy red hair was braided loosely.

Natasha was planning to go back to the single dormitory of the building to read a book, but was grabbed by Wanda's arm excitedly. The witch girl in a black pleated skirt had an innocent and eager face, saying that the captain was holding a baby Come back, let's go and have a look!

Natasha has never had the concept of... family, and the "children" and "babies" derived from the word "family".

—she refuses to build the concept.

Why bother thinking about something you have no chance of having.

As for the future, she also refuses to conceive, and throws herself into new tasks.

——"The future" is also something she has no chance to have.

Natasha, who was "surrounding" the little baby together at this time, couldn't remember how she came to this rest hall at all—maybe the Scarlet Witch pulled her too hard, and she couldn't resist for a while.

She didn't even know what mentality and expression to use to face this... little guy in front of her.

So when Tony said on the phone that Wayne wanted to find her as a nanny, she refused without thinking about it, and thought that Wayne had been sick all the time, and his level of incomprehension was several levels higher than that of Stark's chairman.

Are all American entrepreneurs like this?America is over.

I don't know if the baby naturally likes beautiful women. After looking around at the strange adults in front of her, she finally stopped at Natasha.

It was a small ball, smelling faintly of milk, looking at her with unreservedly clear eyes, and waving its fleshy little hands and feet from time to time...

This was the first time that Natasha had such a close interaction with such a small child, and out of nowhere, she stretched out her hand——

Perhaps thinking it was a game, Baby Helena opened her eyes wide, and decisively grabbed the finger stretched out in front of her eyes.

Natasha's hand is not big, but a 60-day-old baby can only cover one knuckle of the index finger with a fist.

But the baby held it tightly, as if it was the most precious toy in the world.

Natasha shook her finger, stared at the baby who was looking at her finger, and even wanted to stuff it into her mouth, then looked over with her bright eyes, and then grinned and burst into a big smile.

It is said that a baby's smile can melt people's hearts, and Natasha believed it today.

What touched her even more was that she actually had this kind... the power to bring laughter to a baby?

She remembered Clint's words, "You can never be an Avenger all your life, Natasha."

Find something boring and purposeless to do—like loving someone, or even adopting a cat.

"You don't have to atone all the time."

Natasha believed this sentence for a second today.

"awww~~~~"

This is the voice that Wanda will also bleed from this smile.

The captain expressed his understanding, and he almost "awww" too.

Just now the baby pouted, with a tear hanging on his face, and the way his bulging face sucked liquid milk made Steve's heart turn into cotton candy. Now he really wants to hug or tease this soft baby. Adorable little guy - before she was picked up.

Obviously, the captain is not the only one who thinks this way.

"Tsk, none of you know how to coax a baby." Tony said while pushing away Dr. Banner who happened to be standing in front of the baby, occupying the most favorable terrain.

"Look at me." He cleared his throat and began to sing a nursery rhyme he recorded on Iron Nanny—

It was the popular song "Itsybitsy Spider" (ItsybitsySpider), while singing, he did the finger dance that matched this nursery rhyme - the middle finger of one hand and the index finger of the other hand docked alternately, that is, Simulate the appearance of a little spider crawling.

It seems that the song and finger dance here are indeed developed for babies. Baby Helena stared at Tony's fingers intently, opened and closed her little mouth, and danced happily.

Like most nursery rhymes, the lyrics of "Cute Little Spider" are very simple. A little spider climbed up the drainpipe, the rain was washed down, and then the sun came out to evaporate the water, and the little spider climbed up the drainpipe again.

Of course, to the ears of adults without childlike innocence, just... what are you trying to sing with this lyrics? !

But the captain is not an adult without childlike innocence.

"So this is a story about a little spider who never gives up." Steve nods approvingly. The spirit of the times conveyed by this nursery rhyme is commendable.

"Haven't you heard this nursery rhyme?" Wanda was curious, "Even someone like me who grew up in a laboratory has heard it."

The captain shook his head.

Wanda remembered the captain's "actual" age, and blinked, "Then what nursery rhyme were you listening to?"

"Hmm... Down with fascism? Build a brave new world?"

This answer made Tony want to cover his face——

#Once again I really feel the gap between the times#

Dr. Banner straightened his glasses, "The question I'm concerned about is...why does the spider walk like this?"

Wanda was thinking about something else, "This song can't be heard by Spider-Man - the villain often sings this song to him, and he said he was going to be depressed."

Steve smiled and shook his head at this, sympathetic to Peter Parker, a young hero who often encounters nonsensical criminals.

Looking at the baby who was amused by Tony, Steve's eyes became more loving, "I really don't understand Batman." This time he shook his head to express the full disappointment, "If I am lucky enough to have Such a little angel, I will definitely drop everything for her - including this uniform."

These words set off an alarm bell in Tony's heart, "Really? I don't believe it, there is no one who is more capable of taking responsibility for himself than you."

The captain looked at Tony speechlessly, and expressed with his eyes, "Is it okay to say this to me?"

In the end, it is really difficult to distinguish between Iron Man and Captain America who loves to take responsibility more.

Steve looked at the baby again, with serious eyes, as if expressing determination, "Being responsible to her is my first responsibility. If I can't even fulfill such a basic responsibility, I am not qualified to shoulder the so-called more noble responsibility." A greater responsibility..."

emmm... The alarm in Tony's heart rang even louder!

You have to keep an eye on all the opposite sexes of childbearing age around the captain!

Of course, it's not to stop Captain from starting a family and pursuing happiness...

At least, give him some time to prepare in advance!

Iron Man is very tired, expressing why he can't stop worrying about it every day? !Every time at this time, he has a slight understanding of the brothers next door...

The highest-level lounge on the top floor of Fulian Building, surrounded by babies, is full of fun.

Until Dr. Banner sniffs—

"Why...the smell of yogurt?" The doctor looked around, looking for the source of the smell, "Wanda, did you forget the yogurt box again?"

This smells like some yogurt that's about to go bad.

"I haven't eaten for many days, and the yogurt in this building is now sugar-free!" Wanda once again expressed her dissatisfaction.

Only mutant magical girls like her don't have to worry about caloric intake...

Clint, who had just returned to the joint base and came to find Natasha, happened to step into the rest hall on the top floor at this time. Of course, he also smelled it immediately——

Hawkeye is very experienced with this smell. He frowned and looked at a group of ignorant and naive teammates, "This kid has shit, change her diaper quickly."

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*Supplement the lyrics of "Theitsy-bitsyspider"~

Theitsy-bitsyspiderClimbedupthewaterspout

Downcametherainandwashedthespiderout

Outcamethesunanddriedupalltherain

Andtheitsy-bitsyspiderclimbedupthespoutagain