[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

"Hmm... world peace?"

"You don't understand..."

The little bat is gnashing its teeth and pissing off, as if the two of them helped some giant alien bug invade the earth.

Tony also doesn't understand why he always thinks Batman is a stupid kid. Maybe this uniform with ears looks too mediocre, and it doesn't look like his armor. Every design has a practical purpose, just like Batboy. The uniform design concept full of expressionist metaphor style is completely different.

However, hearing that people in Gotham are afraid of this image, Tony expressed his puzzlement.

——But then again, who can understand that Gotham City full of talents?

At this time, the baby started to cry—after two months of healthy growth, Baby Helena was no longer crying like a kitten.Now as long as I start crying, I will be very miserable and very angry, launching the highest intensity mental attack on everyone and everything within a two-meter radius, with a very loud voice.

—Even the bat-dogs dodged.

The loud cry attracted the attention of both Captain and Batman.

Captain America condemned and gave Batman a look of disapproval.

"I hope you can make a sensible choice for your child, Batman, she needs a safe environment! In my impression, you are not a villain, don't let me down, young man!"

Perhaps it was because the child was crying so badly that Batman was also touched. He looked at the child in his arms, and then at the captain, as if he couldn't make up his mind.

Moreover, the captain noticed that the opponent's figure was shaking slightly.

- Batman's physical fitness is not at its best.

Maybe the captain's persuasion style in the last century can really convince Batman?

Tony shook his head. With heavy firepower, it was really inconvenient for him to snatch the baby.

"I'll leave it to you, captain." Tony himself flew aside first, and began to study the device he had just blown up.

However, the captain had a development that neither of them could have imagined——

Batman actually surrendered!

The cat-eared kid in the black cloak put away his attacking stance, stood still, and slowly untied the baby sling on his body under the watchful eyes of Iron Man and Captain America.

Wei Wei coaxed the baby, that is, patted it lightly—failed, the baby cried louder and louder, his small hands were clenched into fists, trembling on both sides of his cheeks, his head was raised, and his mouth was open, as if nothing in the world was more important than crying thing.

Tony could only recover the equipment fragments with dust for the time being—and he didn't care whether he had collected them all.Then, he flew up to Batman and took the baby in the sling.

"She's hungry, boy."

The baby changed arms, opened his eyes between crying, and waved his small fist.The crying seemed to stop because of the change of environment.

There was still a tear in the corner of his eye, and his eyes were wide open, looking at the red and yellow armored helmet in front of him.

With the protection of the sling, her little clothes were not stained with dirt, and they were still clean. These details made Tony feel a little relieved.

At this time, the internal screen of the armor in front of him also started the analysis program for the baby-the baby is in good health, except that he is hungry.

Oh, and the diapers should also need to be changed.

——Batman's universal belt is not a mummy bag, and it is unlikely that there will be extra diapers.

This gloomy and dark kid kidnapped the baby without the guardian's consent. Even if he is not a vicious villain, he should be taken back for questioning anyway, at least handed over to the Justice League.

Tony even wants to encourage Bruce to sue the guy!

Hmmm... maybe take the opportunity to blackmail a satellite repair?

The chairman of Stark Industries thought happily.

Tony had planned to give the baby to the captain first, and he would "bet" Batman on his fighter jet.

But who knew that as soon as the baby left his arms, before touching the captain's thick chest muscles, he would cry again—crying so quickly, it seemed that the captain's muscles were poisonous.

Captain America, who is spreading his arms and making the most kind and gentle expression: ...? ? ?

"It seems that he recognizes you..." The captain retracted his arm and explained awkwardly.

Steve has long heard Tony show off how intelligent the IronNanny he developed is, and how potential it is to usher in a new era of human parenting...

Apparently, the kid took Tony as his nanny, just in a different color.

Robots are needed even for childcare. After observing the automatic pet feeding machine, Steve said that he is more puzzled about the 21st century.

There used to be a time when tanks were slow and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime, now?The cat can no longer be fed by himself, and the baby can no longer be raised by himself. While handcuffing Batman and escorting him into Tony's plane, Steve shook his head inwardly—the human heart is not old!

Since the baby only recognizes Iron Man’s arms—and it must be Tony in armor, and he can’t take off the armor, otherwise he will cry, so the return trip can only be driven by Steve.

In the fighter jet cabin, Tony coaxed the baby (tickling, firing miniature laser cannons, playing with her, making her temporarily forget about her hungry belly), while exchanging unpleasant glances with Batman.

Wait a minute... The more Tony thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes.

——It’s a lie, why did Batman surrender so easily?

Iron Man squinted his eyes in the helmet, stood up, and walked towards the "criminal" in the cabin - as a scientist, curiosity has always been the quality he is most proud of.

So, his iron claw stretched out to——

"Don't do that, Tony!"

"Respect his secret identity!"

Captain America, who is flying the plane, still does not change his true nature, his words are harsh, and he is very educational, preventing Tony from revealing Batman's identity in time!

Batman coldly threw a hard-to-discern look in his eyes—actually... with a bit of contempt?

Anyway, there is no panic about having his helmet stripped off.

Tony (increasingly upset): "Really?"

Steve (seriously): "No way"

Tony (not reconciled): "Don't tell me you're not curious at all."

Steve (pause briefly, then firmly): "...not curious."

Handcuffing the actual leader of the other party's justice force has already made Steve feel delicate... let's not make any more exciting things, such as revealing the secret identity, how to say that Batman is the head of the Justice League.

This young man who has always been overly rational is just because the child has been dazzled, so he can criticize the education. Captain America expressed his understanding.

Tony could only curl his lips: "Tsk, well..."

And continue to bow your head and play with the baby.

And when the fighter jets landed on the tarmac of the Avengers Building, Tony, who had second-to-none insight and imagination... the more he looked at the baby in his arms, the more he felt something was wrong.

This kid...why does he look a bit like Bruce!

What kind of chaotic relationship between men and women is there between these three people? ? ! !

Just as Iron Man's iron devil grabbed Mimi and stretched it out to the baby's hair, ready to pluck one for DNA analysis secretly, a figure swayed and landed in front of the apron on the roof of the building, attracting all the attention of Tony and the captain.

——It turned out to be... Doctor Strange wearing that magical cloak.

At this time, Tony and the captain were walking out of the plane cabin with the baby in their arms and Batman in the other.

I saw the uninvited magician on the opposite side walking towards them with big strides, with his airs on his shoulders and his always mysterious long face.

——The dark red magic cloak danced ostentatiously behind him. The dancing posture did not conform to the laws of mechanics. It was obviously a demonstration or a show.

Tony noticed that Doctor Strange's eyes stayed on the baby for a few seconds, and then locked on the Batboy.

Tony, who claims to be the owner of the Avengers Building (it is!), stepped forward to stop Doctor Strange.

"How did you come?"

He really didn't think that a two-month-old baby or Batman himself could be important enough to alarm Doctor Strange, who had always kept a low profile.

The long-faced magician still had a straight face.

"...I'll stop by."

The look and the words were so inconsistent that Tony wasn't sure if the guy was joking or serious. . .

Tony opened the helmet armor, showing a frowning look of suspicion, "I'll give you another chance"

Doctor Strange stared at him in silence for a moment.

"...A question on the magical side. About the Justice League Dark."

After finishing speaking, he closed his mouth conveniently, and continued with an inscrutable expression, obviously not planning to say more.

Hmph——Tony hates the mysterious tone of magicians every day.

Tony narrowed his brown eyes slightly - don't say yes, no problem, let's have a stare match, hum.

Perhaps it was because the "nanny" who was holding her suddenly changed her face—that is, from an armored face to Tony's human face.

The baby in the steel embrace drooped its big eyes helplessly, deflated its mouth, and began to howl again.

Does the little baby actually prefer to look at his Iron Man face?

Don't you like the face of a rich man who fascinates every cover girl?

The cries of a baby can disarm any inexperienced man—including Doctor Strange, of course.

The two looked at the crying baby in Tony's arms, and then looked up at each other.

Iron Man swears, he has never seen such a blank expression on the face of a determined magic teammate, even the smart magic red cloak trembled and shrank back.

The witty Tony, who is good at seizing the opportunity, stared at Doctor Strange at the right time, his eyes full of condemnation, quite stern.

Put the baby's crying cauldron directly on the magician's head!

"Uh……"

Doctor Strange scratched his face in a very disconcerting "Doctor" manner, perhaps to make up for the mistake of making the baby cry, so he drew yellow circles in the air in front of everyone present, unexpectedly... I don't know where Jiyuan conjured up a pacifier and a bottle of liquid milk.

Tony:  …

Mage, you understand it very well!

Doctor Strange said that parenting methods are of course also a kind of knowledge, if it is knowledge, then you can learn...

Tony (unmoved): "I still need diapers." Even if Fulian Building is a smart building, there are not always diapers in it...

Doctor Strange (choking): ...

After drawing another circle and getting a large bag of diapers, Doctor Strange held the colorful bag with a baby's butt printed on it, and faced Captain America and Iron Man again with a serious expression.

——Combined with the positions of the three people and the topic to be discussed next, this picture is very inconsistent.

"It's about the safety of the earth, I need to have a private chat with Batman."

Tony (holding up liquid milk for feeding): "No problem, wait until we send him to the interrogation room."

"He's not our criminal, Tony—" Steve stepped forward to take the big bag of diapers from Doctor Strange, and patted the magic teammate on the shoulder to say hello, "You two are talking here on the plane, over Then invite Batman into the mansion."

Tony grinned at the handcuffs on the Dark Knight's hand, "Of course he's a criminal, otherwise what else would he be?"

Specifically, the captain said that he didn't bother to think about it. The relationship between modern people is too chaotic, so it is the most important thing to bring the child into the building to change the diapers.

Diapers were only officially launched by Procter & Gamble in 1961, so the 90-year-old World War II veteran really never saw such advanced things back then.Embracing this bag of diapers that was selected by Time Magazine as one of the 20 greatest inventions of the 100th century, and touched the texture of the child's wet inside that is still dry to the touch and has no peculiar smell, Captain America Steve once again Express emotion——

Although people's hearts are old, the development of the times is indeed great!Make the kids very happy!

However, Captain America began to worry again—it is so easy to raise a baby, you young people who only know how to play games in the world, why don’t you give birth to a baby for the country!

If he had such a convenient thing...he would have a fight with Peggy!

Tony Stark, a playboy who "only wants to have fun but doesn't have babies", just got Captain America's extremely disappointed eyes for no reason.

Batman and Doctor Strange, who were left on the tarmac on the roof of the building, were silently confronting each other. Of course, they didn't know that Captain America, who was changing the baby's diapers in the room below, could stage such a complicated inner drama.

At this time, two people from different camps of justice are silently weighing each other...

"The moment you appeared in this time and space, I saw everything." Doctor Strange said in a low voice first, "—you are not him, not the one from this time and space."

This simple sentence not only broke the silence, but also tore away all the pretense.

However, such a sentence made the dark knight's shoulders relax, "Can I understand that you plan to help me?"

No interrogative tone was used.

Doctor Strange moved the corner of his mouth, "Isn't this the reason why you were easily subdued? The equipment you went back to has been destroyed, and I am the most convenient resource you can hope to get in touch with."

The Dark Knight looked at him silently for a while, and then, under the gaze of Doctor Strange, he undid the handcuffs that the captain had put on his wrists in two or three times—as if the handcuffs produced by Avengers were some kind of toy...

"Your motive?" he asked the magician.

"Hmm... world peace?" Doctor Strange said softly, "Same as you."

"I thought no one wanted to mess with the timeline."

"The situation is different, young man." The magician's dark red cloak was dancing ready to go, "You will find that I am a flexible person."

The eyes exposed under the dark knight's mask burned with a ray of hope, but was immediately covered with prudence and worry, "She is not a devil, you must know..."

Doctor Strange nodded, "I'd like to believe it."

"In this case, I need your help..."

The author has something to say:

*Don’t follow the plot of Earth 2, New 52 Earth 2 is too sick==I don’t want to engage in parallel worlds, it’s still a meme that travels through time and space to reverse the future. The sentence "does not belong to this world" in the previous chapter is easy to cause misunderstanding, it is indeed true I didn't write it well, wait for me to fix it.

In order to integrate the M family, the plots are all created by garbage authors. Ooc and Gouxue Tianlei are both my fault.

The big events in the comics are often very chaotic, and the future of the end of the earth 2 is even more chaotic, so chaotic that I can't understand it.The background of New 52 Earth 2 doomsday future is that Brother Eye has independent will and seized the control of the earth. And Dachao, like that with three legs... I can't read it after reading a page.

And the old man was combined into a monster by Brother Eye and the clown... so... very curious ==

Worse than Tom King's love epic (you shut up...)

*The casting of the new Batman movie does not know whether the readers have eaten this melon or not, it is basically set, Robert Pattinson (yes, it is HP Cedric, Edward from the Twilight series)

This little brother's resources are too top-notch

And finally a pk with Nicholas Hoult

Considering the "true fragrance law", think about ww and Daben's casting at the beginning, there were so many ridicules on the Internet and the Internet, and the final film was "really fragrant". For little brother Twilight, we should remain cautious and look forward to it, who knows After working out, is it reborn? You can't help but call your husband because your eyes shine brightly?

And the Batman series, it has always been more important who shoots it, I hope Director Ma can do it!

Now the new Batman director is Matt Reeves of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes series

It's a pity to think that Daben still holds two Oscars (one screenplay and one best picture).