[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Young man, your postpartum depression is a bit serious.

So when Tony restored the code sent by IronNanny into a few seconds of fuzzy video, he couldn't help but sneered when he found the black figure who took the baby away, with bat ears on his head—he wasn't surprised at all Woolen cloth?

When single-parent novice parents just learned that they have a baby, they will inevitably be anxious and nervous. How many young people give up custody in such a muddle-headed way, and when they realize it after a period of time, they regret it.There are too many such examples.

With Batman's contempt for the judicial system, how can it be possible to follow due legal procedures?He must bully Bruce, or he might just take the child away to play for a few days, and then send him back if he feels tired of raising him.

Whenever he encounters a similar problem of era comparison, Tony wants to express his feelings with the captain——

Today's young people are not as good as they were back then!

Unexpectedly, Batman is also such an irresponsible young man, Tony expressed his disappointment.

Why give birth if you don't want to raise it?

This Batman guy also seems to be a young man with a lack of sex education!Don't understand the importance of protective measures!Also need to learn how to use condoms!Tony swears that when he catches this guy, he will give him a basic physiology class with a banana and a pack of Durex!

Bruce is so silly and sweet, he not only gives Batman equipment, buys battle damage, but also raises children for Batman!The company was not swallowed thanks to Lucius Fox!

Thinking about his CEO who "seeked money and murdered his life"...Compared to Fox, who worked hard at the Wayne Group and took the initiative to work overtime, Tony just wanted to hold his chest in envy, and he could only say that there is a blessing for being silly and sweet.

As for why Tony didn't inform Zhenglian of the man behind the kidnapping of the baby, or at least share the information...

Well, he has long heard that the lunatic Batman has prepared at least one one-stroke KO response plan for all members of the Zhenglian. tailor-made"...

So destroying the Justice League is not a difficult task for that neurotic at all.

(Look at how weird this guy is, even Tony can't do this kind of thing like arranging a KO behind his back?)

So what's the use of notifying?One is the patron and the other is the real leader, not to mention that the members of the Zhenglian are likely to be wise and neutral, and if they really fight with the prepared Batman, are the members of the Zhenglian called to give away their heads?

So, Tony decided to step in.

He is not a member of the Zhenglian, and he believes that he has no shortcomings that can be exploited!He is not afraid of kryptonite!It is certainly impossible for Batman to KO Tony Stark with one move!

Unless this little bat can find Magneto!

The earth is very peaceful recently, and the Avengers also need to move their hands and feet. Seeing that the captain is so bored that he started to grow flowers in the Avengers Building...

Tony was still in the Stark Industrial Building at this time, so he used the communicator to make a series of fatal calls. Steve Rogers aka Captain America, who was watering the flowers, was so disturbed that he had to put down the watering can and connected the call.

"Do you know the story about the wolf coming... Tony, this communicator is specially used to coordinate emergency affairs and battlefield cooperation, so, don't use the communicator to contact everyone just because you recommend an online celebrity restaurant." The captain said earnestly Said: "If things go on like this for a long time, everyone will lower their vigilance against the signal of the communicator, and really wait until the crisis comes..."

Tony just wanted to roll his eyes at the captain's daily chatter, and the second half of the sentence was automatically blocked.

"Let's go, Captain, let's go out." He interrupted Steve's thoughts, "We need your ability to uphold justice."

The captain stopped in the air with his hand that picked up the watering pot again, "Huh? Is there a mission?"

"That's right, catch traffickers who abduct and sell infants and young children."

Steve Rogers: ? ? ?

Steve Rogers (throwing the watering can): ! ! !

What flowers to water!Protecting the next generation of the motherland is of course a more meaningful activity! ! !

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Until he flew to a desert edge in the Middle East, Captain America finally spoke after a long silence.

"How do you know he's here?" Such a stern expression rarely appeared on this gentle and resolute face—it was because Captain America was silently and strongly condemning Batman's abandonment of his daughter.

And violently recaptured after abandonment, and irresponsibly brought a baby to such a harsh environment-look at the surrounding yellow desert and feel the heat and dryness!

Is this a place where a little one can be? !

To the captain's question, Tony, who was flying the plane, shrugged, "...I hacked into his brother's eyes. Spy on him instead."

Since it was a private operation, Steve didn't wear his uniform, but just wore a normal jacket and jeans. If it weren't for the unique shield pattern that hinted at his identity, Steve would have looked like a man with a golden age of Hollywood at a glance. A handsome young man.

The speed of the jet plane is of course not as fast as the armor, but the captain in plain clothes refused to wear Tony's armor... So in order to "express" the captain over, Tony had to fly the plane.You can't fly with Steve on your back, it's just silly.

——Ever since I saw Superman take Batman to fly like this, Tony vowed never to transport his teammates like this, which simply damaged his own chic image.

"Brother's eyes..." Captain Blonde frowned, his blue eyes were full of vigilance, "I remember in the file... is that something similar to Ultron?"

"...not completely," Tony, who had been exposed to the dark history, cleared his throat in embarrassment. "Brother's eyes are much more perverted—superpowers who specialize in monitoring the world."

Even daily life is monitored - including eating and kissing...

The captain raised his eyebrows high, "Including me?"

What's more, you rank quite high.

The captain became even more serious, looking like he was going to fight the Nazis.

"Do you have any evidence?"

This kind of behavior...must be brought to the United Nations for discussion!

"Hmm..." Tony cleared his throat this time out of embarrassment, "I could have gotten..."

It’s true that he has the ability to hack his brother’s eyes, but Batman’s severe persecution paranoid firewall is surrounded by a firewall, and there is a self-destruct reset reset program at the end, Tony actually has a chance to hack in deeply—by him Used to find Batman and the baby.

And Tony originally planned to... turn a blind eye to this...

Although Batman's approach is too extreme, it is indeed necessary to monitor superpowers.

Even if Batman doesn't do this thing, one day Lex Luthor will do it, and even Tony himself... It's not impossible.

Although the three of them belonged to different camps and could not get used to each other, their ideas had something in common—in Luthor's words, this was called "human pride."

The captain didn't have too many regrets about not getting the evidence from the brothers' eyes. After all, finding the baby is also an important matter. For the sake of a life, of course, these "evidences" can be sacrificed.

It must be admitted that the Brother Eye program is really easy to use - Tony and the captain soon saw an ordinary jeep on the edge of the desert near the coordinates indicated by the program...

Batman's gear downgraded?

Or the brothers made a mistake...

"No, Tony, Brother Eye's intelligence is correct," the captain pointed to a small black spot on the front of the jeep. "Look, that's Batman! What is he holding...is that a child?"

Hey... I'm short-sighted if I don't wear armor... It's not as good as the captain's 4 times vision...

"What's in his other hand? What is he going to activate?" The captain's voice immediately increased, "Is that the sonic boom channel?! Where is he going with the child?"

Before Tony could lower the plane to a suitable height, Steve, eager to find a baby, jumped off first!

Tony could only quickly adjust the plane to autopilot mode, put on the armor and chase it out.

——Before Steve's shield hit the black-painted bat, Tony's blaster landed first, kicking up a lot of dust between Batman and the sonic boom channel, blocking the opponent's actions.

After attacking, Tony was briefly puzzled by the appearance of the sonic boom tunnel - it doesn't look like an ordinary sonic boom tunnel...

At this time, Steve had already landed violently, attacking while trying to grab the baby in the opponent's arms.

The baby was firmly strapped in front of Batman's body with a baby carrier, which made Tony a little relieved—at least he didn't have to worry about these violent movements hurting the baby's undeveloped bones.But of course this also increases the difficulty of snatching.

Speaking of which, Tony has always wanted to know who would win if Captain America and Batman fought with bare hands...

Did the Ant-Man guy start a bet a few years ago?

At this time, the captain knocked out some kind of device in the opponent's other hand with a roundabout kick... It should be used to activate the sonic boom channel.

Batman actually wants to rush over to grab the equipment!With a child in your arms? !

What, the equipment is more important than the child's life?

Tony flies over and blows up the device without hesitation - it's an emergency, whatever it is!

The opponent's movements stagnated, gasping for breath, staring at Iron Man and Captain America.

The electronic sound is indifferent and deep——

"This is a mistake!"

What does this mean... how can such a little angel be called a mistake? !

Young man, your postpartum depression is a bit serious.

The captain turned on the mode of persuading surrender with earnest words, even if the opposite is the crazy Batman——

"Drop your arms, young man! Children are innocent. Children are the hope of society!"

Tony wanted to help his forehead, but the captain never realized that he was not a talker at all, and he was not good at persuading surrender at all...

What else do you want to say, captain, the child is the sun at 9 o'clock?