[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

8 week old baby day

A Day in the Life of Baby Helena at 8 Weeks - by Tim Drake

(The question is where do we start counting the day? 5 o'clock? 7 o'clock? This little girl has woken up before. Just treat it as 7 o'clock...)

7 AM

Waking up, waking up, wow-wow-wow, considering she wows every time she wakes up, it's probably not unwell.

(Damian said it was to make us sick... ==)

(Bruce and I were woken up, Jason and Damian slept like dead pigs, Dick survived the weekday stay in Bludhaven)

(Bruce goes to the baby's room to take a look, then goes back to sleep)

(I get up and work on the Wayne Group files)

7 AM

After feeding 70ml, Supermanny burped and changed diapers. After that, IronNanny held the bed bell and played music. The baby lay on the bed and watched the bed bell circle around, dancing and kicking with the music.Conclusion - good mood.

Stark lullaby replacement fails with firewall.

Bruce wanted to dismantle the Iron Nanny and asked for my help - I said no.

(When I came to see baby Helena, she looked at me with wide eyes and smiled at me... oh god, so cute...is that happy to see me? Who would just see me Just so sincerely happy? Nobody!)

(These two nannies are really useful, the money spent on Stark's satellite is worth it, wait, did we spend the money?)

8:05 - Garden play time.

Note: It is best to take the baby out once a day to breathe fresh air.

Rejecting the arms of Iron Nanny and Super Nanny, crying, pacifiers are ineffective.

Don't suck it, stuff it in and spit it out, and cry even worse with your mouth deflated.

(Bruce, Jason and Damian are all awakened.)

——Jason stretched out his hand, hugged his shoulder, and stopped crying in seconds.

——Tried to raise his head on Jason's shoulder, lifted it for five seconds, then swayed, hit Jason's shoulder, raised it again, failed, and began to suck the muscles on Jason's shoulder...

Was mercilessly mocked by Damian - Todd, you see she sucked your shoulder again hahaha!

8 AM

(Bruce and I are discussing the group's second quarter financial statements over coffee, while Jason and Damian are having their daily routine.)

Jason: Go, push your baby stroller and take your sister for a walk in the small garden.

Damian (crazy): Who do you think you are, Todd?Ah Fu? !Order me to do this and that every day!

Bruce: Do what Jason said, Damian.

Damian (more irritable, cursing): I don't accept it!Don't think that Todd knows a lot!

—Todd Where the hell did you put the stroller?

(Ah Fu is right, Jason is not a babysitter, Jason is now the family's... Parenting CEO? Anyway, basically you don't have to work by yourself, you just ask others to do it...)

8 AM

Morse code came from the communicator - Damian in the small garden typed it out with his finger on the communicator.

Helena fell asleep.

Jason (just about to go out, typing back the Morse code): Very good, let her take a nap in the morning in the small garden, preferably 1-1.5 hours, if she wakes up in the middle, remember to give her a nap, put the awning of the cart Expand.

Damian (communicator knocking loudly): Don't order me! ! !

——Wayne Group office hours, the following is recorded by Super Nanny——

10:05 Feed 80ml, burp, spit up, change diapers.

10:35 Defecation, cleaning, the amount of stool was too much, covering the middle of the back, Mr. Pennyworth asked to take a bath directly.

Play at 10:55, the content is bed bell + Stark nursery rhyme "Cute Little Spider"

10:57 Mr. Wayne came to the room and turned off all functions of the Iron Nanny.

10:58 Mr Wayne begins to tell Helena a story, Helena weeps and Mr Wayne sighs.

At 11:15, I went up and down the stairs with my arms in my arms, put me to sleep, and started my second nap in the morning.

11:30 Mr. Wayne came to the room.

11:35 Mr. Wayne left the residence to go to the group office.Mr. Pennyworth rebooted my colleague Iron Nanny.

At 12:00, the suspicious object entered from Helena's room, and the Iron Nanny was about to launch an attack.

At 12:01, the fingerprint and DNA test of the suspicious object passed, and he was Mr. Timothy Drake on the first-level trust list.

12:03 Mr. Timothy Drake takes Helena and leaves through the window.

At 13:00, Mr. Pennyworth entered the room, the baby bottle fell, and the steel nanny caught it in time.

13:01 Mr. Pennyworth asked about the baby's position, the volume was high and the blood flow was fast.

13:02 Mr. Pennyworth was informed that the baby was taken by Mr. Timothy Drake.Mr. Pennyworth left the room more quickly than usual.

13:25 Mr. Wayne and Mr. Drake entered the room and asked where the baby was. The volume was high and the blood flow was too fast.

At 13:26, the automatic video recording of Helena being taken away was brought up and told again...

———Program Closing————

"I have been in the office of the president of Wayne Group, and the secretary can testify."

Reaching out to shut down Kryptonian supernanny Tim, swears to Bruce - he really didn't take the baby!

Bruce nodded silently, with a gloomy face, arms folded, one finger unconsciously tapping the other elbow - the league's communicator was in his ear, constantly receiving the latest news from the league teammates who helped find the child .

The reason why Tim and Bruce didn't go out to look for it immediately was because Jason, Damian, and even Clark and Diana, got the news of the baby's disappearance, and immediately set off to search for it around the world.

There is no use in panic. The most urgent task is to coordinate various forces and resources to find the missing child.

Tim loosened the tie of his suit, feeling like he hadn't experienced this kind of blood pressure rise in a long time...

What he and Bruce didn't know was that a backdoor program of IronNanny was launched at this time. In order to bypass the inspection that might come from the Justice League, Tony made this program very small and inconspicuous, hidden in a pile of codes, and would only appear in the Automatic activation in case of missing baby - send him a specific code.

It's not that Tony Stark doesn't trust the power of the Justice League. Ordinary kidnappers, let alone the Justice League, are more than enough to deal with with Gotham's vigilante forces alone. Naturally, he won't meddle in his own business.

However, if this Batman went back on his word after giving up custody and took the daughter violently...then the Justice League probably wouldn't be able to intervene, and only he, Tony, could help old Bruce get his daughter back!

The author has something to say:

*In order to be worthy of the classification of my own romance, the elder and younger in this article will play games in the world while taking care of their younger sisters!That is, all kinds of girls and being picked by girls! ! ! (The garbage author decided to let himself go _(:з」∠)_