[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Tt - just get a vaccine!

There is also a note in the incubator in a transparent plastic storage bag——

"Give Helena a kiss for me."

"Helena?" Jason pinched the note, and before he realized it, the corners of his mouth under the mask were slightly upturned—well, be serious, luckily the old guy didn't see it.

"I think that's the baby's name—a beautiful name." He shook the note in his hand at the old guy, "What do you think, Bruce, the baby's mother's name, how about it?"

Wrapped in the Dark Knight bat suit, Bruce leaned on his face mask to hide his surging emotions—what he kept refusing to admit was that it was his subconscious refusal to name the baby besides not knowing which one was good.This might allow him to act like an ostrich... to avoid some sense of reality that he is really going to raise a daughter.

If Jason knew what Bruce was thinking, I'm afraid the Red Hood and Batman would have another fight-your daughter is a month old, and you're talking about reality and alienation with me now?

Tsk, I want to wake up! ! !

"Helena..." The voice changed by the voice changer in the mask sounded more like a sigh.

Bruce didn't expect Jason to understand. In the past month of having a baby, every time he makes one more night patrol, beats up a criminal, or solves a case, he will feel more worried and distressed—this city, this world , It's too bad... He didn't have the confidence to protect this little angel.

Regarding the old guy's silence, Jason just snorted - a sneer meant more.

It's not hard to guess what Bruce is thinking, but what can you do, can you tuck the baby back?

"My life is fucked up, Bruce, and I'm not a chicken soup personality, but I never blamed my mother for bringing me into this world - I'm not a coward."

"You really let me down."

After leaving such a sentence, Jason didn't bother to continue talking to the old man.He tapped the button on his hood, readjusted to night vision mode, put his hand/gun back into the gun/holster on his lap, bent down to close the lid of the incubator at his feet, and carefully picked up the box—this is Helena's rations!Hurry back to the mansion and let the children eat it!Water milk is pretty good, but this is mother's breast milk. Mother and child forums say that breast milk has active antibodies, and you can't even buy it!

Considering Batman's always annoying and meticulous thinking, this guy must plan to investigate first before leaving, and Jason doesn't plan to accompany him-his priorities in this regard are different from Bruce's, hurry up and deliver milk Going back was more important to Jason.

It can only be said that the logic of the two people's actions are different, and there is no need to compare which one is better.

This is the tacit understanding between Batman and the former Robin-the division of labor can be formed without discussion, one sends frozen milk back to the mansion, and the other stays on the scene to investigate the clues left by Catwoman.

Bruce quickly calmed down and adjusted to the detective state. While observing any traces on the roof that might belong to Serena, collecting data, and analyzing the clues at hand-you must know that the child eats very quickly, like liquid milk in this short period of time. In just one month, you need to buy boxes by boxes.The breast milk that Jason took away, after a quick calculation, he realized that the milk was actually only enough for the baby to drink for half a month at most-but this was a gift from the child's mother, and he could imagine sucking enough of this, and then How much work does it take to save a bag.

So Serena didn't drop the baby, and that's why...

Also, the child will have to breastfeed for a long time in the future. Is Serena's act of breastfeeding a one-off or a continuous one?If it continues... in what form?If it's continuous high-frequency behavior, he will always have a chance to catch her once, right?

On the side of "Milkman" Jason, because he thought that the things in his arms were too precious to bear the toss, Jason did not choose to use the Batman's unique action tool - the grappling gun - to jump between buildings Go, but honestly called Bizarro.

Kryptonian Express, Jason is also worth having!

Can't call an Uber - if it wasn't for his red hood suit, Jason would!

What Jason never expected was that while he was waiting for Bizarro, he would knock out a small robber (or maybe a member of a small gang) that was so common in Gotham nights. Go to a few Gotham policemen... and Gordon is leading the team!

Gordon, are you overly dedicated?

We must know that the Red Hood is less favored by the Gotham police than Batman, and today's Red Hood is sneakily carrying a suspicious box, handling it with care, it looks like a biochemical weapon!

Therefore, a chase is inevitable, but it is really inconvenient to escape with the incubator, so Jason is surrounded by the Gotham police who he has never looked down upon!

I saw Gordon holding the horn, "Red Hood, put down your weapon..." But when he saw the suspicious box in Jason's other hand, he frowned tightly, and even got so nervous that he stopped his colleagues behind him. gesture--

"Don't move! What's in there?!"

Of course, Jason couldn't put down his weapon—whether it was a gun or milk!

He could only delay while waiting for Bizarro to fall from the sky, "It's not a bomb." Jason gritted his teeth and replied to Gordon.

Gordon was even more serious: "What is that..."

Jason (Bissaro, are you matching clothes?! Why are you so slow!) "It's not something you should care about."

"If it's about the safety of the people of Gotham..." Gordon squinted his eyes behind the glasses and gestured. The two policemen behind him had already raised their guns at Jason under the cover of a police car.

Jason just wants to help his forehead, want to fight Gordon and the police over the baby's rations?

A gust of cold wind blows, and in the alleys of Gotham late at night, the atmosphere between the Red Hood and the GCPD is becoming more and more tense.

After careful consideration, Jason chose a temporary compromise considering the safety of the baby's ration after the firefight.

"...breast milk." He answered through gritted teeth.

Gordon: "...???"

This is... what Gotham's emerging underground business? !

Or is this the name of some new type of drug?

A drug called "breast milk"?

god damn name...

I don't want to understand the aesthetics and logic of Gordon drug dealers. Gordon decided not to wait!Even the red hood is both good and evil, but the other party obviously doesn't cooperate today!

Just when Gordon was about to lead his police officers into action, a black shadow landed heavily between the two teams of troops—it was the Dark Knight!

Rao is that these closest subordinates around Gordon are not the first time to see Batman himself, and they will still tremble three times when they face the legend of Gotham head-on.

But today, before the police officers had time to shake, what the other party said made them unsure whether to shake or not...

"I promise, it's indeed breast milk."

Then the Dark Knight stood still, his cloak folded over his chest, forming a huge shadow.

Gordon & GCPD Constable: "..."

Gordon sighed, and used gestures to push away the subordinates behind him—fortunately, those who acted today were all cronies, so they could openly throw water on Batman and the Red Hood.

After all the police officers had withdrawn, and Gordon was the only policeman left in the alley, he adjusted his glasses, "Baby, huh? I heard..."

Bruce frowned behind the hood. Is this Gordon talking to Batman?

"Are you ok?"

Well, it looks like Gordon really wants to chat with him...

Even the Red Hood felt that this picture was inconsistent.

Bruce Wayne didn't want to chat, and was about to take Jason out of the way—

"Actually, milk powder is nothing. Barbara was raised on milk powder." Sergeant Gordon bowed his head, chatting, and took out a cigarette from his pocket. "If you want to only breastfeed, remember to supplement vitamin D. Breast milk is everything. Well, just without this..."

After Gordon took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, he looked up again and found that Batman had turned his head and disappeared.

He wasn't surprised at all, and continued the topic of vitamin D while lighting a cigarette, talking to himself, "But you must already know..."

Contrary to Gordon's expectations, Batman—out of the blue, "What vitamin D."

Gordon didn't even light his cigarette - this was the first time Batman had come back after turning his head away!

"I thought you were gone every time you turned your head, but it was really gone, so you can still hear me?" Gordon finally lit a cigarette, "Vitamin D, which is sold alone, is in the form of oil, and feed the child a drop every day." Or feed one. After six months, remember to give your child iron supplements and buy high-iron rice noodles."

Wait... Bruce suddenly felt that he didn't know the old sheriff in front of him!

Gordon, you have thick eyebrows and big eyes, how do you know so much about parenting?

Gordon took a drag on his cigarette, looking very gloomy.

"There are a lot of female colleagues in the office. Parenting is an enduring topic." After so many years, I have heard it all.

The bleak Gordon really didn't expect to be involved in this.

Bruce never imagined that Serena would adopt this detached milk delivery method—whenever the frozen breast milk was about to run out, there would always be a GCPD who would find or harvest a box of frozen breast milk in various weird forms when they called the police. Sometimes at the scene of the crime, sometimes even in the backseat of his own police car!

Therefore, Batman can't catch Catwoman at all, unless he installs bugs and monitors on the entire police force of the Gotham Police Department, including the traffic police-if this is done, Gordon will definitely be the first to be unhappy.

And the police officers of GCPD are also very helpless, this is the milk of Batman's child!Who dares to neglect?I can only bring it back obediently, put it under the Bat Light of the Gotham Police Station, light it up, and wait for Batman to pick it up.

"Boss Gordon, aren't we Batman's milkman?" The policeman was very aggrieved, "Are we?"

Gordon: Shut up, one by one, you won't be able to solve the case, so I'll show you how hypocritical you are! ! !

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Since then, the baby not only has breast milk to eat, but also has a name - "Helena".The whole family accepted the name well. Before, no one was convinced by the other. Now that the mother has chosen one remotely, everyone has a goal of compromise.

The rate at which human pups develop is astounding.

Now she is just one month old, and she can raise her head slightly when she is lying on her stomach—of course, she can’t lift her head for a minute, and then she will fall on the bed with her nose down, and she will groan and refuse to try again. If you don’t help her turn over immediately, She would cry rather helplessly right away.

The baby will not turn over until three months at the earliest. This kind of crying is her self-help instinct, because she can only tell adults or robot nanny by crying: turn me over!

It made Clark quite amazed—a marvel at the greatness of life and growth.It turned out that the omnipotent earthlings around him who could fight side by side with him in the alliance were so weak at the beginning of their lives.

But at the same time so thriving, trying to grow.

In addition to raising her head, the baby will also kick her legs when she is awake, dance her little arms, hum a few times, and quietly look here and there, not knowing what she is looking at or thinking, as if the world itself Let her very amazed.

more and more lovely.

(Jason: How could the old guy make such a cute thing?!)

At the same time, getting to sleep has become more and more a problem-Helena is a proper "sleeping slag".

According to various parenting books and the opinions of super nanny, Tim came up with a schedule, when to breastfeed and when to take naps during the day.The baby still cries for half an hour from time to time every night, and kicks his legs hard, as if in pain... The super nanny said it was still flatulence.

In the end, it has developed to the point where it has to be hugged by a steel nanny while slowly flying around the mansion, or going up and down the stairs non-stop, in order to fall asleep.If it weren't for the super nannies and steel nannies, robots that don't need to eat, drink, or rest, a human being would have been exhausted long ago.

But the baby is getting smarter and smarter, Jason even feels that she seems to be able to tell whether the person around her is a real person or not.For example, when she was more than 40 days old, the Iron Nanny hugged her and flew at low altitude, and Jason had to hum or shush beside her - Stark's recorded singing was no longer good!

What to do, it's getting harder and harder to cheat!

But you can't deny the credit of the two AI nannies because of this-you must know that when the baby first came to the mansion in the first month, not only Bruce was confused, but the whole family was pushed away.At that time, the two nannies worked together and made great contributions. They did a lot of work that they realized the importance of later, such as insisting on disinfecting the baby's unshed umbilical cord every day for half a month, and taking a bath.

Kong Kenan: I really want these two "confinement men".

Bruce had always thought that his daughter would cry the worst when she was sleeping, but it wasn't until she was vaccinated at the age of one month that she realized that it was real crying loudly!

The second injection of hepatitis B was given directly by Ah Fu in the mansion.

It's an ordinary weekend morning, and Damian, Tim, Jason, and Bruce are all home.Originally, Jason hugged and beat him, but he used the excuse that he was injured a few days ago when he was practicing gunman, and he couldn't hold the baby down, so he wanted Tim to come.

Tim took the baby, and didn't believe Jason's hypocritical excuse, "Don't tell me you can't stand it...or do you faint?"

Tsk, fragile.

"No," Jason smirked, "I don't want Helena to associate me with injections."

What should I do if I am afraid in the future?

Tim Fucked Drake: So you're going to ask Helena to connect the shot with me? !

In the end, Ah Fu didn't wait for them to push back and forth, and directly stabbed at the baby's exposed chubby shoulders...

Baby Helena was enjoying her own business. Unlike the night owls at home, she was in the best mood just waking up in the morning.So when the needle was first inserted, she didn't react, but soon, when the needle was about to be pulled out, she seemed to have finally reacted!

Why is it so painful!Cry!

This reflex arc...

Seeing his daughter rubbing her little feet, crying more and more fiercely and getting out of breath, Bruce frowned.

——Ah Fu, can you be gentler...

——Sorry, Master Bruce, you and the young masters in your family are more tolerant than the other, and you don’t even snort when you take out bullets and stitches and don’t give anesthesia...

The pain of the needle... Ah Fu said that he has never worked hard in this direction!

But the needles had to be given. The Wayne family didn't have the anti-vaccine style of the hippies, and they had to get all the shots!

As the subsequent Wulian, pneumonia vaccine, etc. were all administered by Ah Fu, this caused the baby to develop very complicated emotions towards Ah Fu later.

Ah Fu = small biscuit, this formula is correct; but Ah Fu is equivalent to a painful needle!

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Regarding these "totally unnecessary" heartaches, Damian curled his lips, "Tt—it's just a vaccination!"

He is different from these blind and distressed people. Whenever the baby is vaccinated, he will raise his mobile phone and start recording, hahaha while recording.

other people:"……"

Others: "Send me a copy of the video."