[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

After all these years, after everything...he still hasn't grown up?

Because of Damian's words, the whole family unanimously and uncontrollably... towards Jason's chest...

----stare----

Look at the little head that was trembling, rubbing and digging on Jason's chest, and opened its small mouth from time to time, as if... it was really looking for milk!

It's a baby's innate ability to forage, and it's really not because of Jason's big breasts...probably.

As for Jason who was stared at...

If it wasn't for the fact that he was still holding the baby in his arms, the little boy Damian would definitely not be able to escape after "rectifying the family style"! ! !

But without Jason's shot, Ah Fu has already launched a real death sight at Damian, lowering his voice, "I suggest that we all be quiet, Master Damian, she is finally going to sleep..."

"Comprehensive analysis of various signs, lesions have been ruled out. At present, 95% of the baby may be flatulence. Sir, the baby with flatulence will have a food-seeking behavior after eating-this kind of food-seeking behavior is not hunger, but a manifestation of stomach discomfort. , if you continue to breastfeed without recognition, it will only increase the burden on her stomach."

Super Nanny conjures up a clean pacifier from a storage box - the same one Tony Stark gave him - and pops it into the baby's mouth.It can be regarded as saving the chest of Jason's coat that was about to be drowned in saliva, and the baby is almost starting to suck his clothes!

"Continue to feed regularly, and it will gradually get better. I will feed her an appropriate amount of probiotics in an hour, do you think it is ok, sir?" The super nanny finally showed some professional skills.

It's just that this conclusion came a bit late! Supermanny...

If the robot has "undertones", then Supermanny, who has been "smiling like a spring breeze", will say that you Gotham people are too fussy, cry and cry, this is a problem with the development of your human cubs, according to big data analysis , Babies have to go through this stage, and he is also very helpless.

As for why only Jason can coax...

Damian had his own unique insights into this, "You dug a hole and buried yourself, Todd, who told you to buy her a pacifier." Little Robin snorted, "You just stay Let’s take care of the baby at home, and change the name to Red Nanny, ha!”

Damian's "ha" was too sudden.As soon as the words fell, the baby's narrowed eyes suddenly opened, his hands suddenly stretched into the air, and he immediately retracted his face, hugged him even tighter, and started crying again.

Apparently, the baby was woken up, and even scared, by the demon pups! ! !

The whole family started glaring at Damian! ! !

When Jason quickly patted and hissed to coax, the Kryptonian robot nanny continued to explain without knowing how to read the atmosphere——

"It's called the startle reflex."

Tim was helpless, wondering if it was the super nanny's voice, the baby cried even more fiercely.

Shut up, Supermanny, I know the concept of the startle reflex too...

Apparently, those claims of "familiarizing the baby with the smell" have been verified. The baby who has used the comforter towel as a quilt for a few days has already recognized Jason's smell.Now that the real person who smelled like this hugged her, no one else would recognize her.

Could it be that babies have a different sense of smell than adults?Damian, who thought he had a pretty good sense of smell, approached unbelievingly. Except for Todd's sweaty smell, he really didn't smell any "soothing" smell.

The whole family (except for Dick in Bludhaven), whether they can help or not, gather in a circle to watch the Red Hood coax the baby online - it's moral support, maybe.

This treatment is comparable to the grand scene when Damian came back from Apocalypse after being resurrected from the dead.

【Todd, why are you hush, what a noise! 】

In order to avoid being stared at again, Damian actually used sign language to express his opinion silently to Jason.

Sign language, like Spanish, German, French and Arabic, is a required skill for members of the Bat Family, so everyone present can understand it.

Tim responded to Jason, who couldn't move his hands - also gesticulating - "Jason was right, it's white noise!"

The baby's crying gradually became quieter, and while sucking on the pacifier, he burrowed into Jason's arms.

Muscular pecs + pacifier...

It's almost equal to... Mom's embrace! maybe! ! !

We have to get used to this picture!

Ah Fu (sign language) [Since this is the case, why not move Master Jason back to live?One Master Jason is worth two AI nannies. 】

Ah Fu paused for a few seconds, thought for a while, and quickly added (sign language) [Of course, Master Jason is not a nanny, he is here to direct the family of Iron Nanny and Super Nanny. 】

Jason (couldn't do sign language while holding the baby, only facial expressions) {Frightened and refused face! }No!

Ah Fu (sign language) [Please, Master Jason, just think of it as saving the old housekeeper who is powerless in raising children? 】

Then he turned to the owner of the Wayne house【Master Bruce, what do you think? 】

Jason (curls his lips)

Bruce (silent)

Tim {cautious expectant face}【This is the most sensible solution, come back, Jason. 】

Damian {white eyes} [Is there a fee, red nanny? 】

A few seconds later, Bruce (sign language) [coaxed him to sleep and put him on the cot, see you in the study. 】

The study in Wayne's house, which Red Hood hadn't stepped into for many years, reopened to Jason. To be precise, it was not Bruce's "concession", but more of a... cautious "probing".

Because the study upstairs is next to Jason's old room.

The right to decide whether to "go home" has now returned to Jason.

Bruce thought that when he mentioned the study, he obviously meant to let Jason go home. See how clearly I said, hehe.

(Others: No, I don't understand at all...)

As for whether Jason got Bruce's cryptic request, no one present could tell, only Jason pursed his lips and shrugged imperceptibly.

Maybe Ah Fu can tell the difference?

The corner of the old housekeeper's mouth turned up, and he quickly became serious again, gesturing in sign language, 【Your room is still the same one, Master Jason. Afterwards, hot tea and biscuits will be sent to the study for you two. 】

Bruce: [No, you go to sleep, Ah Fu, let the Iron Nanny come. 】

Damian (eyes brighten): 【Is the Iron Nanny still in use?I thought it was returned to Stark, considering we already have Kryptonian robots. 】

—Can you lend it to the Teen Titans?Laundry clothes, cooperate with training?

——No.

The family completed the complicated communication silently while making gestures.

Considering the long-term coaxing to sleep in the future, we have to get used to this picture!

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Half an hour later, Wayne stayed in his study.

After Jason had put the baby to sleep and put it in the crib (careful like defusing a bomb...), the super nanny sent the stroller back to the baby's room.

Being able to do a job that even Bruce can't handle-even babysitting-makes Jason very swollen.

But just as he was swaying, and was about to come to the study to show off to Bruce, he slowed down when he passed the door of his old room...

Suddenly reflecting on my current state of mind, how is it different from the little boy who happily sought praise from Bruce for learning the same skill back then?

So deep down in his heart, is he still looking forward to the old guy's approval?

After all these years, after everything...he still hasn't grown up?

No, Jason Todd snorted silently, expressing that he would feel uncomfortable not being rebellious.

He pushed open the study door, and before he could see the old guy who was (pretending to) read the report under the light, he blurted out, "I'm not a reason for you to avoid responsibility, Bruce, just like you threw me to Alfred back then." and Dick..."

Bruce, put down the report that he didn't read a word of, and swallowed the greeting that hesitated and hesitated a few times in his mouth.

Instead, it was replaced with a blunt order——

"report."

Jason was even more upset. If he hadn't forgotten the hood downstairs in the kitchen, he would have put on the hood, pulled out his gun, and had another fight with the old guy!

"When I was tracking the information surrounding the double-faced man and the baby that night, I found an interesting clue..." Jason gritted his teeth, emphasizing the word "interesting", with a strong sense of irony, "You still have a clue that night?" Check it out, Bruce—on the night the baby was found! Abandoning your so-called responsibilities, even for the sake of the baby, is it that difficult?!"

This news was actually obtained when Jason pretended to be a single father and approached pediatrician Evelyn Mason. Information about your baby is at your fingertips.In the end, Dr. Mason even left Jason with his phone number...

If Jason was so annoyed that he almost exploded because he heard Dr. Mason say that Batman was still on the night watch that night, he really almost had a date with Dr. Mason...

Jason was full of anger, and when he saw the old guy's calm and troubled frown, he was as upset as a fist hit on cotton.

"Night watch?" Bruce frowned, his steel blue eyes locked on Jason, "No, I was at the mansion."

Jason was getting more and more uncertain from this stare. The old guy's serious confusion at this moment didn't seem to be faking.

"Evelyn Mason, the doctor you saw that night said he saw you."

Before Bruce and Jason could continue their research on this issue, a siren on the desk broke the silence and attracted their attention.Bruce turned on the convenient miniature bat computer terminal at hand the second the siren sounded, and looked at the map of Gotham.

This is... the locator he installed on Serena before.Of course, after Serena disappeared, the signal of the locator also disappeared. It can only be said that Serena knew that he had installed this mechanism.

Needless to say, Bruce and Jason rushed out of the mansion fully armed in the shortest possible time.Whether Serena really showed up, or a trap, they had to check it out.

The Batmobile was galloping through Gotham in the middle of the night, and Jason kept staring at the screen, noticing that the location where the signal came from was uncharacteristically motionless...

Both of them tried not to think in the worst direction, and when they reached the top of the building indicated by the signal, they found that there was no sign of Catwoman at all.

In the dark night, on the roof of this ordinary Gotham residential building, there is only a lone box lying——

Neither of them stepped forward at the first time - this is common sense, what if it is a bomb trap?

"Thermal imaging shows...there is ice inside?" Jason was confused as he looked at the analysis results in his multifunctional high-tech hood. "Is this just an incubator?"

Bruce strode forward, seeing the locator glued to the box first before lifting it open.

And after opening the lid, the contents of the box left him at a loss as to what to say.

Because, there are small bags filled with milky white ice cubes neatly placed in the incubator-all frozen breast milk.

Of course, the two steel straight men didn’t know what these small milky white ice cubes were at first, but Jason squatted down and observed them, and saw the words “Breast Milk Storage Bag” printed on these small bags—this made him quite Shock.

It turns out that the "carrying milk" that is talked about on the mother and baby forum is this operation...

The author has something to say:

*Baby: True Online Suction Bucket?

*This short article mainly revolves around the baby, basically there is no bat-cat emotional drama, but I don't want to write Catwoman as an irresponsible mother.

*It feels like Tom King has ruined Catwoman a bit... The good news is that it is said that the high-level executives are also very dissatisfied with Tom King, and the old Tom King will leave Bat Magazine early.