[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

She closed her small mouth, pushed hard, then turned her big head back into his embrace...

Damian's thinking is pure - father and he are the best detectives!Well, the baby's cry is a case (case)!Observe, analyze and draw conclusions!

So, Damian started to stare at the baby, shooting death vision(?)

Squint to observe the trembling little fingertips; lean in and smell the diaper on the baby's bottom.

Ah Fu: ………

At the same time, Tim Drake, the Robin who is considered the most like Batman, claims to be always prepared, but has never been so self-doubting as he is now-

In addition to taking care of Red Robin's crime-fighting activities and the daily business affairs of Wayne Group, Tim has tried his best to read a lot of parenting books, such as the "American Academy of Pediatrics Parenting Encyclopedia", which is thicker than a large dictionary. Yes...he hasn't read a book, really no book, that explains in detail why babies cry!

It seems that there is a book called The Secret of Baby Talk?But at the time, he felt that the book was not "scientific" from the name, so he didn't read it.

Although he is familiar with the developmental milestones of all stages of the baby, such as the visual range of a one-month-old baby... However, Tim can't solve the simplest problem at the moment - coaxing a baby!

Red Robin carefully recalled, among the vast texts he had read, the few words about the baby crying——

"Young parents should have enough confidence in themselves, observe the baby's crying, respond in time, and you will understand why she is crying."

I will understand...it will be strange!

Does this sentence have any meaning in the book?What he needs is a baby instruction booklet!Not an empty chicken soup for the soul!

However, the various experts who wrote the book are also very wronged. Every baby is unique, and the reasons for crying... Just like the statistics of the super nanny, there are too many!

Probably more colorful than the causes of Arkham Asylum inmates' illnesses

As for Bruce, he chose to go directly to the supplier of the product——

So Clark received an emergency call from the alliance communicator in the middle of the night, thinking that some alien had invaded!

As a result, as soon as the communicator was connected, accompanied by the crying of the baby, Bruce questioned that he could be very "Batman" without a voice changer.

Regarding his so-called Kryptonian super nanny, is there something wrong with him? ?

"The Kryptonian robots in the Fortress of Solitude? What's wrong with them?" Clark frowned and scratched his head, recalling his own parenting experience, "When I took Xiao Qiao... nothing happened, and it helped us a lot. Louise let them Do whatever you want."

This answer made Bruce quite speechless, and even more helpless. The problem is, in terms of parenting, we don't know what to "let" these robots do...

Clark continued to frown, "Robots, or artificial intelligence, are meant to act according to instructions, just like Stark's AI, which provides various parameters and analysis of pros and cons, and the final decision still depends on humans - Krypton's AI is also so."

If this robot can understand the emotions and desires of human beings, and has the ability to make decisions independent of human command...

Then it is actually not far from rebellion/rebellion.

Whether it is IronNanny or Supermanny, they are just helpers and labor. You can only set a schedule or direct them to change the baby's diapers, and give them clear instructions to keep the baby safe.

Let AI decide how to care for babies?They will only make the most moderate actions based on big data.

"In our family, this commander is Louise." Clark never forgot to show off that he has a wife, Kent. Because of this sentence, he smiled slightly, and looked at his wife who had just been woken up by his side, turned over and continued to sleep.

Only then did he realize how important his wife was in the whole process of raising Xiao Qiao, which cannot be replaced by any advanced robot.

Bruce snorted coldly and hung up the communication.

In the end, the witty Jason, who was responsible for saving the scene, took out his mobile phone and chose to seek help from the "spectators outside the field"—that is, the many sisters and sisters in his mother-baby forum.

"Help post: A one-month-old baby has been fed and hugged, and has just changed diapers. I don't know why he doesn't sleep and cry. What should I do? Wait online, it's very urgent."

Floor 1: Boy?Girl? (Jason: Is there a difference between crying or not?)

Floor 2: Touch your head, Mama Bao, don’t worry, the baby will be like this, make sure you rest first, and let your husband coax you. (Jason: ... I'm not Bao Ma!)

3rd Floor: I can't stand the upstairs anymore, this is a "help post", okay, none of the answers are really helping.Measure body temperature, if there is no fever or illness, the crying that cannot be comforted is colic!Parents with colic have nothing to do. This is a developmental problem of the baby's stomach. It can only be relieved. Try airplane hugs, probiotics or simethicone.It can’t be cured, you can only wait for the child to grow up and slowly heal up, and wait for the flowers to bloom! (Jason: Airplane hug? Simethicone? I have never seen these words_(:з」∠)_)

Floor 4: I think it is more likely to be flatulence, try rubbing the baby's stomach...

The building was getting higher and higher, and Jason was dazzled by seeing it - there was no conclusion in the end.

Jason: It's crazy.

The answer on the last floor made Jason even more helpless:

Don’t worry, you may have to accept this kind of frequent “disorder” in parenting, obsessive-compulsive disorder or something, just raise a baby.

Damian poked his head at this moment, wanting to see what Todd was still researching on his phone at this critical juncture.

With just a glance, he showed his iconic disgusted face, "Tt—seriously, your account is littleredridinghood? (Little Red Riding Hood?)"

"Disgusting, I don't know you, Todd."

No wonder everyone regards you as a treasure mother.

Jason covered the phone, "This is for blending in! Forget it, you don't understand..."

After communicating with netizens, Jason felt that he already had a general direction. The old guy was getting more and more flustered, and he didn't want to help him, which made him very annoyed.

Bring it to me if you can't!

It's not Batman's business to bring up children, it's up to you!

Although Jason's action of "snatching" the baby was decisive, his strength was very restrained, so the baby changed into a younger embrace in an instant.

Something magic happened.

The baby actually... really stopped crying.

The wrinkled little face slowly stretched out, the eyes didn't even open, and the little hand gradually stopped shaking, and it was placed on the side of the cheek.

After a month of growth, the baby's neck strength has developed a bit, but compared with the thin neck, the weight of the head is still too much for her to bear. She just closed her eyes and tried her best to support her trembling head , turning slightly in Jason's direction.

He closed his mouth, made a push, and turned his head back into Jason's embrace...

This was originally a very warm and touching picture, and Jason's heart almost melted!

But it was directly ruined by the next sentence of the devil boy Damian——

"She's looking for milk? Ahahahahahaha! Do you have Todd? Ahahahahaha!!!!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

As the saying goes, the first child is raised according to the book, and the second child is raised according to the pig.

How many babies is the baby?How should the fifth child be raised?

Damian thinks he's the firstborn Wayne (seriously): Well, that's right, I was raised by the book.

Everyone:? ? ? ! ! !

What book can raise Damian like this?

—Let me destroy it!

Damian (Continue to be serious): A book edited by my grandfather, "How to Raise a Top Assassin"

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