[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Show him a warm smile like a spring breeze.

No matter how careless Bruce was about life's chores, he couldn't think that the three delicate looking towels that Jason threw on the table before running off were picked up on the road.

There are also three different small dolls sewn in the center of the towel, namely a rabbit, a giraffe and a fox.

Of course Bruce knew it was a pacifier, why did these people think he didn't know anything about baby products?

As for why he knew...

Because, he had something similar when he was a kid, it was a small blue towel with a baby elephant sewn on it.

In the warm childhood moments in his memory, every night, as a regular bedtime ritual, his mother would play with toys for a while, then read a story, and finally, touch his head, tell him it’s time to go to bed, and put the baby on the bed. Take it to him and put it next to the pillow.

In the lullaby hummed softly by his mother, little Bruce would pinch a small towel and fall asleep smoothly with the familiar smell of peace of mind.

Later, the little elephant towel was worn out, but he didn't want a new one at all. This little towel was his best friend.

Later, his mother said that he was going to grow up, and it was time to say goodbye to the little elephant.

The mother said that the baby elephant should also go out to travel and see the world like Bruce.

"Do you love the baby elephant? If you love him, let him go and let him go."

And later, unintentionally, deliberately, calmly, and unforgettable...

More and more people left him.

Including mothers, including fathers.

It is said that childhood memories will become more and more forgotten as people grow up, but for Bruce, they will only become deeper and clearer.

He went to the table and pinched the little fox in the center of the towel.

——It feels very good in the hand, he smiled self-deprecatingly, can he take one away?

But snatching children's toys, whether it's a Gotham baby or a dark knight, can't do it.

Looking at the place where Jason just came out of the window, and the swaying curtains, Bruce was very puzzled. This kid, he obviously bought it by himself, and it was all clean. He had obviously washed it, so why did he say he picked it up? ?

A family of men, even Damian and Ah Fu didn't expect to buy this thing.

Jason often has this... that makes him hide a little surprise while being angry and annoyed. Of course, if this surprise is not carefully excavated, it will often be packaged in the form of shock.

However, what Jason didn't know was that he bought the pacifying towel early.A baby three months ago basically can't grasp it, and she doesn't know what it is if you give her this pacifier—it can only be used as a small quilt to cover the baby's stomach.

The baby who is only ten days old is still easy to take. She eats, eats and sleeps most of the day. After eating, she will open her eyes, suck her little hands slowly, and look around. She doesn't know what she is looking at.

Tim would find time every day, holding cards with black and white patterns persistently, and shaking them in front of the baby.

"A newborn baby can only see the world in black and white."

——This is called developing the baby's vision.

Compared with Jason's down-to-earth approach from the mother-baby forum, Tim is more "academic" in parenting.

Although a busy family will come to see the baby whenever they are free, the problem is that a family who is juggling dual identities really does not have much "free" time, and the rhesus monkey experiment mentioned by Jason has a lot to do with it. Bruce has a great inspiration - the baby does spend most of the time in the hard arms of the "Steel Nanny".

Did her daughter really become a rhesus monkey in the experiment?

Even though it was painted white and blue by Tony's customization, the more Bruce looked at this steel nanny, the more unreasonable he felt.

After taking the baby from the iron nanny, she squinted her eyes and opened her mouth from time to time. She was sleeping unsteadily. When Bruce took her into his arms, she pouted and blinked her eyes lightly. Finally, slowly closed, and finally, pulled out a smile.

Tim said that the baby's smile within one month is not a "social smile", but a spontaneous "reflexive smile", perhaps because of relaxation, perhaps because of comfort, and it will not vary depending on the caregiver. the difference.

But it was the upturned corner of his mouth that filled Bruce's chest with a huge, needed fullness in just a second.

The little guy's needs for him are simple and direct.

Looking at this innocent and easily satisfied little face, Bruce suppressed the sudden surge of guilt.

Responsibility to Gotham, to his vows, and to this little guy, tore him apart.

If his hands were to support the city, wouldn't he be able to embrace the angel?

I don't know how Clark balances this contradiction...

Thinking of Clark, Bruce suddenly had an inspiration!

Knocking on the alliance communicator that is always carried with him, Clark responded extremely quickly - it was two o'clock in the middle of the night US time.

Which continent did Superman go to for rescue and disaster relief?

Regarding Bruce's question, Clark, who was acting as a cosmic coolie above the earth's atmosphere, sighed silently.

What do you think I'm doing... After the reporter got off work and spent time with his wife and children, I ran out to work overtime in the middle of the night to repair satellites for Tony Stark.

It is said that Superman and I have high battle losses, which makes Bruce worry about paying the bill every day.But the cost I save is never counted by anyone...

For example, repairing satellites at zero cost costs hundreds of millions in a province.

——On this point, President Stark expressed his envy.

Steve, why can't you go to heaven?

(Superman has the grievance of not being appreciated by the leader, but Superman doesn't say it.)

"Then why don't you ask Shazam to go?"

Of course, Bruce didn't know about Superman's grievances, and only unilaterally believed that the chairman of Zhenglian didn't know the art of delegating work-Superman should be sent to study for an MBA to learn management.

At this time, Clark had just welded a gap on the Stark satellite with heat vision, and was adjusting the angle of the solar collector panel with his bare hands.To Bruce's question, he simply answered, "Shazam said he was going to hold a parent-teacher meeting."

Batman:  …

Shazam is actually the parent?Should we sympathize with Shazam's children?

The Dark Knight and the Man of Steel don't even know that Shazam is still a child at this time—for Shazam, he seldom goes on missions in the middle of the night, and the two leaders of Zhenglian didn't even mention the underage Billy and the curfew. Think about it.

I just think it might be that this guy is older and healthier-after all, this Solomon's wisdom sounds very old.

For Superman being rented out by him to repair satellites, Bruce really has no obstacles.

He simply replied, "Gotham after the repair, I want to borrow a Kryptonian robot that you have in the Fortress of Solitude."

Clark:? ? ?

The robot in the Fortress of Solitude completely simulates the appearance of Clark himself.Smarter than Iron Man's armor, and best of all, these cyborgs use Kryptonian materials and tech with artificial skin—basically, a Clark.

But after entering the parenting program, Biclark would take care of the kids himself.

That's how Xiao Qiao brought it here.

It's the unavailability of alien material, not Tony Stark's IQ and abilities.Of course, when Tony knew that his nanny prototype was actually replaced by a Kryptonian robot, he was very unwilling, and pulled Dr. Benner to actively invest in the research and development of new simulation materials.

This is not just a "IronNanny" Vs "Supermanny" competition;

It is also a question of the cultural self-confidence of the people on earth!

Yep, Tony Stark, the creative one, named this Kryptonian-material nanny.

The male nanny's word "Manny" is a combination of "Man" and "Nanny". Considering that this nanny is the creation of Superman "Superman", the name "Supermanny" (super nanny?) is logical and even quite catchy. profound.

He is very happy with the name.

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So, a few days later, Jason Todd aka Red Hood, who came to exchange information again, saw Supermanny standing by the crib, and his three views were once again violently impacted.

Because Supermanny, who looked almost exactly like Superman, was wearing an apron, with a towel on his shoulders—for burping—and smiled at him like a spring breeze.

The standard eight teeth kind.

The author has something to say:

*Jason just likes to gently test Todd on the edge of the old guy's anger

* Nanny problem solved, it's Supermanny.

*The first few chapters were published in a hurry and forgot to explain.It is true that there is such a thing as a soothing towel, which is sold in some treasures and other places, and IKEA also has it. It is called "pacifying towel", and it is called blankie in English.They are not cheap, and imported ones are more expensive (the price of IKEA is okay), anyway, baby-specific ones are very expensive now... and parents are afraid to buy cheap things for babies. so... I feel that the profit margin is very large

And it is true that some people still have the habit of holding something to sleep quickly when they are adults (I don’t want to call this a quirk, who hasn’t got their own little habit yet? It can’t hinder anyone.) For example Some people like to pinch a towel quilt or pillow cover (it must be the old-fashioned pillow cover 233333), but only now has the lofty name of "soothing towel".

*There was an issue in the Bat magazine where Louise gave Catwoman a pre-wedding party. The two drank too much and broke into the Fortress of Solitude at night, and then let the three Kryptonian Superman robots in the Fortress of Solitude perform a striptease for them...

(Don't ask me why Tom King's brain circuit is like this, the garbage author really doesn't know...)

So this superhuman robot should have muscles and skin, otherwise take it off and see what? _(:з」∠)_