[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The towels I picked up randomly on the road have no place to put them, and I don’t need them either. You can figure it out

It's only been a few days since we saw each other, this old guy's illness seems to be serious again?

"Seriously? Bruce..." Jason finally recovered his voice, pulled his surprised eyes back from the weird "IronNanny", and asked Bruce, who was wearing a simple shirt at this time.

According to the old guy's strict schedule, he should be in a hurry to deal with Wayne Group's official business at this time. If he is lucky, Tim will help him.

Of course, Brucey's external image is not so diligent.

"A... Iron Nanny? What do you think?"

"Ah Fu is already very busy, and Ah Fu is not good at taking care of babies."

All right, all the pots belong to Ah Fu.

(Ah Fu: ???)

"Who told you to push everything to Ah Fu? There are many solutions," Jason's tone was very helpless, and he couldn't help raising his voice, "For example, hire a real nanny???"

Isn't this obvious? !

As a result, you and Stark put a lot of nannies and painted the poor steel suit in blue and white macarons. Is this the unique thinking mode of your top rich people?

"Not a single one qualified."

Jason really wanted to help his forehead, a steel nanny must be qualified? !

Yes, an Iron Nanny that costs almost as much as the latest Batmobile, and even comes equipped with Tony Stark's exclusive a cappella lullaby, is indeed the only one on the market.

But what is the essence of a parent-child relationship? Is it just perfect, hard protection, regular feedings, and automatic soothing music?

There is a sense of security that only the arms of parents can give.

Jason Todd, who has already ranked high in the mother and baby forum account, said that Bruce, you are too inhuman, even a pervert like Lex Luthor can't do something like you!

"I don't know if you've read the rhesus monkey experiment, Bruce." Jason put the hood on the dining table, pulled up a chair, and began to educate the old father about parenting.

Ha, he actually has a day to teach Bruce?

"Psychologist Harry Harlow once put newborn baby rhesus monkeys in cages with two simulated 'mothers' - one was a hard, cold wire cylinder with self-feeding milk; the other One is a monkey-headed doll covered in cozy plush."

"And then, do you think the baby monkey will stick to the wire with milk? No, the baby monkey stays with the fluffy mother who has no milk for a longer time, and only goes to the wire mother when it is feeding!"

And when the baby monkeys were frightened by the experimenters deliberately with harsh loud noises, they would rush to the fluffy mother without hesitation, seeking protection and comfort.

There are even some baby monkeys in the experimental group, only accompanied by the wire mother. These baby monkeys have been in unconsoled emotions for a long time, and even later developed personality disorders, unable to integrate into the monkey group normally.

Your iron nanny is just an advanced "wire mother", who can't even have body temperature or heartbeat!

This experiment is the basic knowledge in the mother and baby forum!Was this experiment done in the 50s?

Old man, are you going to take the Iron Nanny and reproduce the modern version of the rhesus monkey experiment on your own daughter?

You almost fucked up your own child!

There was another sentence in the forum that touched Jason deeply—people who have a healthy childhood are healed by childhood all their lives...and he, Jason Todd, obviously did not have this honor.

Although Bruce's parents died early, his childhood before the age of 8 was rich and warm.

Bruce was silent for a long time, perhaps because he was surprised by his adopted son, or maybe he was reflecting?

Jason doesn't know...

"So, there has to be skin-to-skin contact..." Bruce said softly after the silence, "Okay, I see." He nodded seriously.

Wait a minute Bruce, what do you understand?

Don't give this steel nanny a skin-friendly touch in the end...

Without giving Jason a chance to continue questioning, Bruce asked for an intelligence briefing again—this is the main purpose of Jason's visit to the mansion this time, right?

The kid is always reluctant to come back.

A few days before the baby was born, Afu asked Bruce himself to formally inform Jason, and Bruce almost did it.

But picking up the communicator, he thought about it...

Just because of the baby, asking Jason to come here would be annoyed to the kid who had emphasized many times that he had established himself.

And Jason rolled his eyes inwardly.

The old guy changed the subject again, just didn't want to admit that he was wrong-he always did.

Jason snorted, "Catwoman's location, that is, the abandoned building—someone informed Double-Face in advance."

"The news was directly notified to the double-faced man himself - a note, inexplicably appeared on the double-faced man's desk. The double-faced man himself didn't know who it was - he thought it was Penguin for the sake of cooperation For him. But I asked the guy on the penguin side, not him."

"Ask" is a euphemism.In fact, he beats up and threatens a dozen of Two-Face's and Penguin's minions, which Bruce doesn't need to know about.

At least I know that the double-faced man has a source, and the double-faced man didn't find out by himself.Then, then, both Bruce and he can pursue this clue.

Feeling that he didn't need to stay any longer, the old guy's parenting style was completely unacceptable to him, and it was annoying to watch, so Jason decided to withdraw.

Before leaving, he took out the pacifier he was carrying, threw it on the table, took back his hood, and buckled it on his head.

What should I say, is it enough to make the old guy crazy and cool?

"The towels I picked up randomly on the road have no place to put them, and I don't need them either. You can figure it out."

The author has something to say:

*Jason, since you understand psychology so well, why not just analyze your daddy issue~

Jason: Hehe

(The trash author has been beaten by Brother Tong...)