[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Is it too late to raise the gun now?

Whatthe...wait, considering that there is a blank baby in the house now, and she can't hear her first sentence being a dirty word...then it can't be WhatthefxxK.

Before Jason picked up his chin—whoever saw a white and blue macaron-colored Iron Man would be shocked to drop his jaw, right—the macaron blue "Iron Man" had already put down his left and right hands The feeding bottle(?) right hand was raised towards him, and the center of the palm had already lit up.

What the hell? !

Obviously, what the hell is this weapon activated!Oops, too surprised to forget to prepare for a counterattack.

Of course the Red Hood must always be prepared!

Is it too late to raise the gun now?

In the red hood's bewildered, puzzled and troubled eyes, the macaron "Iron Man" put down his hand that was about to activate the weapon in an instant.

What is this, did you recognize that he is not in danger?

Macaroon Blue Iron Man then completely ignores him - going about his business as if he doesn't exist.

Since Jason climbed over the wall and sneaked into the kitchen—of course the kitchen is the safest, and the only one who is in the kitchen during non-meal hours can only be Ah Fu—so he just watched this Macaron Blue Iron Man... from Warm Milk Take out a bottle of milk from the container, go to the corner of the kitchen, pick up a small package from the trolley bed, and start feeding...

Ah, now I see the baby, she is so small!

There is only one small night light in the kitchen. It is warm yellow. It is a problem to see the outline of objects, but it is not bright enough for Jason to see the baby's face from two meters away.

Jason couldn't help but breathe lightly, and walked towards the baby, wanting to take a closer look - the little guy looked so cute from a distance, could he be hugged by one of his big hands?

She was wrapped in a swaddling baby with a small fetal cap, and she sucked the milk very seriously, making a soft click sound in the quiet kitchen late at night.

As for why Jason knew such professional words as "swaddling" and "fetal cap"—has he been in the mother-baby forum for a long time, okay?

However, before he took two steps, Macaron Iron Man reacted again. It (or her?!) raised its expressionless head, and stared at Jason with its narrow and slit eyes——the mechanism on the shoulder opened Yes, a small, muzzle-like thing, aimed at him...

So the old guy made a smart armor to be a babysitter...

For this wild approach...

Jason Todd really didn't know what to say.

Jason Todd thought he must have opened the window the wrong way.

Maybe some kind of alarm system was triggered as soon as Jason arrived at the mansion-the nervous old guy must have such a thing-Bruce Wayne himself, still staring at this macaron nanny style Iron Man in Jason, thinking about other things. When the logic is reasonable, it has already appeared at the kitchen door.

"Let's do the briefing."

The old guy cut to the chase and got right to the point—without even a greeting.

The former Robin and the current Robin have already gotten used to it, but today...Jason decided to digress.

He pointed at the macaron steel armor with a tangled expression, "Wait a minute, what is this?"

Bruce, you better not tell me this is really your babysitter.

"Parenting all-in-one machine," Bruce said with his arms crossed all the time, with a calm and serious expression, as if he was talking about crime data professionally when he said the term, as if he didn't think the word was so weird at all, "Tony S Tucker called it IronNanny1 (Iron Nanny 1)."

"Parenting...all-in-one machine? Iron...Nanny?"

Jason repeated it again and again, it's really not that he didn't hear clearly, but... this is too...

No... Is his Red Hood thinking too rigid, or is Tony Stark and the old guy crazy?

"Yes, all-in-one."

Bruce's tone was very objective, and then, as if for a product demonstration, he took out a bat dang and threw it in the baby's direction——

The Macaron Blue Iron Man who was breastfeeding didn't even need to turn his head. He fired a small cannon directly on his shoulder, blasting the bat dart flying towards the baby into mid-air——

Oh, the more powerful procedure is behind... Immediately after the Iron Nanny's back, a vacuum cleaner-like thing appeared, sucking the batarang fragments from the ground...

During the whole process, the steel nanny's eyes (?) were always on the baby, and the nursing hand didn't even shake.

Jason was dumbfounded.

"The mansion has been breached several times. I can't take any chances. The baby has no ability to protect herself. The steel nanny can protect her."

Bruce's tone was still calm and calm, as if he was explaining to Jason why he chose a certain type of stroller.

"Tony also humanized the design."

"The surface of the armor is at a constant temperature - 37.5."

It seems that Jason's dumbfounded was taken as a surprise?Bruce continued to take stock of the design highlights of "Steel Nanny"...

Like showing off the new Batplane...

"And a simulated heartbeat."

At this time, the Iron Nanny had finished feeding the baby and burping the baby, and was holding the baby horizontally, and putting it back into the stroller, and then...a lullaby sounded?

But coming out of the armor, it was Tony Stark's voice... singing.

When the song came out, there was a crack in Bruce's calm expression——

"I'll replace this."

Does it sound weird to you just to have Tony Stark singing, Bruce?

Jason Todd was speechless.

who am i where am i what did i see...

Jason Todd said that there are really too many slots, where is the best place to start?