[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Tsk, happiness, he looked at it so much that he wanted to buy one for himself who had quit this quirk.

Jason Todd aka Red Hood has been very unhappy lately.

He heard the news in the underworld very early, almost that night-Batman actually had a child? !I still found it with the double-faced man!And it is said that Batman was also in a daze at the time, not knowing what to do.

After hearing the news, Red Hood joined the well-informed gangsters in the bar where the villains gathered, and ruthlessly laughed at the two-faced man who was scared away by a baby. There is also the day when I will be a single father and gloat over my misfortune.

Who did the sky bypass?

As for whether he's drinking and laughing at Batman's misery in order to fit in with the gang, or if he's actually watching his adoptive father's jokes, the red hood says you can guess.

It's just that after laughing, a small corner of Jason's heart is always a little unhappy.

Is it worry?Still sad?Jason wasn't willing to delve into it.

--ha!The old guy is going to have another child.

—I heard that she is still a girl?

——You can't even raise a brat, let alone a little girl who needs more care.

——It is said that Batman is unlucky, but I should say that this little girl is even more unlucky.

Then, within a few days on the white road, Jason saw the news that was published in the newspapers - Bruce Wayne adopted Batman's daughter.

This wave of coquettish actions stunned him.

Well, it's understandable, even after thinking about it, Jason himself understands that this is the most secure solution once and for all.

After that, Jason waited quietly.

wait for what?Wait for Afu or Dick to come to him. He himself is definitely not willing to go back to the mansion. He can't guess the old guy, but Afu and Dick will definitely want him to go back—the baby must reissue the Babyshower.He reluctantly went back to see the baby, and laughed at Damian, who was going to be a brother, by the way.

Not going back will definitely disappoint Ah Fu. Ah Fu is getting old and has been angry with Bruce every day. He will never disobey Ah Fu. Seeing that he has both a communicator and a mobile phone, Ah Fu will definitely be there when he needs it. time to find him.

He even prepared a gift for attending the Babyshower - three pacifying towels.

Considering that the old guy definitely doesn't lack money to buy big-ticket baby products, hehe, what Batman lacks is care and care.Then Jason knew he wouldn't even think about buying a stroller and crib.

He wants to make up for Bruce's shortcomings, and he wants to show care in the subtleties.There are many details that a young master like Bruce, who was pampered in his infancy, could not understand or think of at all.

Things like soothing towels——Jason recalled that when he was a child on the streets, no one cared about him, and at night he had to grab a stolen face towel and coax himself to sleep.

A small torn towel had an inexplicable... effect on reassuring him.

He later learned that some people in life do have quirks similar to his, and this comforter can even be specially designed, which is the "pacification towel" he bought.

The small pacifying towels that are specially sold are much more varied than the small torn towels he had when he was a child. There are small towels that sew a doll, and some small towels that sew some rattle paper, which is called developing the baby's sense of touch...

Tsk, happiness, Jason wants to buy one for himself who has given up this quirk.

He went to mother-baby forums, learned experience, and finally bought the one with the most favorable reviews, and he bought three of them—because "it needs to be changed and washed in time, and the baby must get used to the smell of clean pacifiers."

Oh, this forum has gathered many mothers and fathers. It also said that when the pacifier is introduced for the first time, it is best to wear it on the mother or the main caregiver for a period of time. play a soothing role...

Jason always felt that this approach seemed to be a godsend, but in the next few days, he brought these three small towels with him - Bruce must not have thought of this, right?

Artemis curled her lips when she knew it, and said that it was no longer her mother's smell, but the sweaty smell of the red hood.

Jason said this is Artemis, you don't understand.

Then, while holding the pacifying towel, he quietly waited for Ah Fu's call to come from the communicator or mobile phone.

——But no, several days have passed, and the communicator and mobile phone are as quiet as chickens.

Jason didn't say anything, Jason said he was fine.

Of course, Bizarro didn't understand what happened, and only felt that "he was red" was a little irritable; while Artemis seemed to see something, but she didn't say anything, just took Jason on missions.

No matter how many criminals he beat up, the suffocation in Jason's chest just couldn't come out.

——It is true that the boat of family affection capsizes, but he has to capsize on his own initiative!

He wouldn't admit how fast he connected when the communicator finally responded.

(The mouth says no, but the body is very honest.)

The voice on the communicator was actually Bruce's...

——But you want him to meet at the XXX safe house? !

After the meeting in the safe house, the communication was more concise. After nodding each other, the task was issued decisively, no more...

The old guy actually didn't mention anything about the babyshower, and only said that he was going to give him a job-to investigate how the two-faced man had news about Catwoman that night.

Jason won't admit that he's getting angrier!

Jason said he was going to explode!

"After getting valuable information, come directly to the mansion." Just as he was about to explode, Batman, who had already turned to retreat, said a sentence from his back.

But Jason really couldn't tell whether it was an invitation or not... But he didn't want to explode that much anymore.

So, just one day later, in the middle of the night, and the time was not long until the end of the night patrol, Red Hood himself climbed over the wall and entered the mansion—he had already got the news, the efficiency of Red Hood is so high!

However, just as his feet hit the ground, he almost staggered because of what he saw——

A spraypainted blue and white...Iron Man?

What the hell is this?