[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The old people always say that children should not be spoiled, if they get used to it too much, they will be spoiled. This is called "spoiling"!

The old people also said that a two-year-old child "dislikes a dog"!

Kong Kenan has always been puzzled by this, because although they say so, the old people always satisfy the various wishes of their grandchildren, so that there is such a saying as "brother-in-law".

Across the ocean, the famous doctor of psychology in Gotham - Harley Quinn, has professional views on children's education.

Under the dim self-built lighting, Gotham's sewer maze is deep and dangerous.In the shadowy light of bulbs and candles, Harley Quinn, with exaggerated makeup, half of her ponytail in blue and half in pink, is putting down her sledgehammer, sitting on a chair, with serious eyes, shaking her head, as if A seminar is underway.

"Infants and young children interact with adults and find that their behavior can dominate others. Through this domination, they find that they can get what they want. This interaction can give them a kind of power."

"This kind of power can be positive, it is the source of their self-confidence and self-ability, so as to gain and strengthen their sense of security; but it can also be negative, with no bottom line of satisfaction, which is commonly known as 'doting'..."

Dick: ...

Bruce: ...

The eloquent Harley Quinn had only two audiences at this time - the bewildered Batman and Nightwing.

The three-person cat-and-teacher chase is almost over, and Harley Quinn is bound to be caught in Arkham, but she never thought that she would suddenly start telling Batman the educational theories about infants and young children!

The picture is... very inconsistent.

Dick was about to nod his head in agreement—don't say it, it really makes sense!

But with the light bulb above his head that was about to fall apart, he suddenly understood the current situation—we actually started listening to Harley Quinn talking about child psychology, ok, is this world about to end?

Harley Quinn was very indignant, "Hey! You can insult my mental state, but you can't insult my professionalism!"

She raised her chest and looked up, "I am a doctor of psychology, and my professional ability has not been lost!"

She said that she now has several topics that can be researched and published...

"Little Bat, I know that your daughter is being raised by your boyfriend Wayne, but come on," Harley Quinn shook her finger with a heartbroken and disappointed expression, "I think the Wayne family, including David, En little Waynes, you are a little too doting on your baby!"

"Ask me how I figured it out? Read newspapers and online news! When Waynes don't have a trending search, the last tweet/Twitter trend?"

"She's two years old now, and I haven't seen her walking on the ground—at least not in the street photos I've seen~! Old Wayne and those little brothers, holding each other every day."

This expression is like hating iron but not steel, as if Harley Quinn is thinking about the education of the next generation in the United States every day (?)

"Besides, she likes to lose her temper," Harley Quinn shook her head with a tsk-tsk expression, with two colorful ponytails dangling, "this is a typical terrible two (terrible two years old) I think you and Wayne need Have a good talk."

O...K... Well, it's okay, it's okay, under Batman's signal, Ye Yi didn't say much, and went directly to tie Harry up - please go to Arkham to give a lecture on psychology, thank you.

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But the psychologist Harley Quinn did say something right, and the old father Bruce also had to admit that the little girl Helena was indeed... not very good-tempered.

Perhaps, as Dr. Harley Quinn said, 2-year-old babies are developing a sense of autonomy?Because Helena is in the stage where she has to say "no" no matter what she has to do.

— get up.

--No!Don't get up!

--Have a meal?

--No!Don't eat!

- Well, don't eat.

--No!Don't "don't eat"?

Old father and elder brother: "...???"

So are you eating or not eating, baby?

Another older father, Oliver Quinn, said it was the case with two-year-olds.

The Green Arrow also said that a beating would be enough, so that he can have a complete childhood.

It is definitely not allowed to fight, so which one of the Wayne family is willing?

Then, there must be someone to be the "bad guy", good cops and bad cops, you can't just follow the little girl, at least one adult must take on the role of the "hard-liner".

Then the question arises again - who is the bad guy?

Ah Fu: "Don't look at me, I'm already in charge of vaccinating Helena." The old housekeeper also glanced at the kitchen meaningfully, meaning that he really made me a bad guy, thinking about your cookies...

This is an evil threat, a proper threat!

Don't ask about the old father and elder brother. They can't be counted on at all. If they haven't experienced the test, they know that they will definitely betray the revolution.The Dark Knight and the Strongest Robin (self-appointed) still have a day when they will be despised and have a weak will!

Dick Jason Tim and Barbara?Looking up at the sky, if you ask, you are not in the manor!

So... can only... artificial intelligence nanny be the necessary villain?

The Waynes say the crisis is over and they are very satisfied with their ingenuity and family resources.

As long as the program is properly configured, the Iron Nanny is naturally perfect and dedicated, and can successfully see through the little girl's attempt to reach the cookie jar on the kitchen counter while moving the stool.

The Iron Nanny picked up the jar first and held it high, "No, Helena, you can't eat any more biscuits. Your intake of biscuits today has exceeded the limit..."

The macaron-colored steel nanny didn't finish her sentence. A pair of small hands reached out to its heels. I don't know which mechanism it pressed. The steel nanny's heel opened a small steel frame. The two bright slender eyes immediately turned off, and the whole nanny machine went down immediately!

The owner of the little hand is the toddler Stark daughter...

No one knows how she did it!

Even, no one knew Iron Nanny had this control flaw!

That's why the Iron Nanny has always been entrusted with the important task of the Wayne family, who can take care of the two babies alone, so that the hard-working adults can catch up on a short sleep after a night of patrolling.

It has been more than two years, although the number of times that the steel nanny has taken Helena alone is not many, but there has never been a problem!

Who would have thought it would survive the hand of little Stark!Maybe this is talent!

At this time, the Tony family was too busy with alliance tasks and group affairs. Considering that one is a child, and the two are also a child, Tony Stark will give full play to the spirit of "sharing children with children" in the Internet age and bring his own family to life. The one-and-a-half-year-old baby was raised at Wayne's house in Gotham for a few days.

A babysitter is certainly affordable, but is that as fun as being at Wayne's?

Watching the baby's steel nanny is down, and the two little ones who were originally restricted from doing this and that can go to the sky——Helena is really going to the sky.

With the help of the height of the small stool, and the steel nanny holding the biscuit jar in a downtime posture, the dexterous little girl grabbed the arm of the robot, stepped on a leverage point that she didn't know how to find, and crawled to the point where she could reach the biscuit jar Height - Reaching for one, and another...

If Uncle Tony hadn't just walked in at this time, accompanied by Dad and Brother Dami, Helena would have gotten three!

Only got two now!sad!

Whether she is sad or not, as soon as Tony entered the main hall of Wayne Mansion, he saw Wayne's daughter holding hands and feet on the steel nanny who was down. up!

Fortunately, the steel nanny is stable, and it wasn't bent by the little girl's weight. Even if the steel nanny wouldn't fall, Helena might fall down!Even if he couldn't knock down his own daughter, it wouldn't be an easy fall!

After all, the reaction of the old guys was not as fast as that of the young ones. Damian had already strode over and was grabbed by the little girl.

Helena still held the cookie in her hand. She already had the consciousness of a little sister. After being put on the ground by her brother, she gave one piece to her little sister first, and only kept one for herself.

The little girl from Tony’s family is only over one year old, but she still has to be a little clumsy in her eating posture (it’s not clumsy at all when she’s doing damage!) The little baby is slowly holding a cookie that looks too big in her little hands , took a bite and dropped more than it ate.

It seems that the biscuits on the ground are more attractive than the ones in your hands. The little baby squatted down with PP drums, and even picked up the biscuit crumbs on the ground...

Helena was the first to speak, "No, I can't pick it up!"

What happened to the old father and elder brother who were suddenly moved...

My daughter finally used "no" in the right place!

Little Pepper had just entered the main hall after a few men because of an emergency call. When the baby saw his mother, he didn't even want biscuits. He opened his little arms and wobbled to greet her.

"Ma, ma!"

The word "mama"... two-year-old Helena didn't learn it, even though she now speaks as many Spanish, Arabic words, Russian French German as her native English.

When she learns a new word, she must use it. This is what Dami brother taught her.

So, Helena also pointed to Aunt Pepper, "ma—ma——"

Bruce (silent): "..."

Damian (gloomily): "..."

Tony (silent): "..."

Little Pepper (red eyes): "..."

No one spoke for a while.

The clever little guy sensed something was wrong with the atmosphere, this "mama" was not hers.

The baby in Xiaojiao's arms probably thought that the little sister was playing a game of "pointing things" with her, so she also stretched out her little finger, pointing at her black-haired and green-eyed brother, "Da, mm—"

She still can't pronounce the two sounds "Dami" clearly, it's just similar to "Da, Mum..."

But little Nana understood.

So the four adults watched the little girl who suddenly got angry, ran over suddenly, hugged her brother's leg tightly, and did not let go, "Mine!"

Mama is not hers, but Dami brother is hers.

"mine!"

For emphasis, she added Damian's declaration of belonging.

Damian didn't think there was anything wrong with this declaration of possession of the item—after all, his mother had told him shortly after he was born that the whole world should be his.

The strong brother bent down, picked up his sister, and let her sit in his arms, "Okay, I'm yours."

"I'll always be yours alone."

The author has something to say:

As long as it lasts for a long time... Zhadao's edited version of Zhenglian is really coming out in 2021!In the past two days, a lot of previous settings have been revealed!There is Darkseid!And the actor of Darkseid has already admitted on Twitter.And, there is also the role of Martian Manhunter!And it's an actor who appeared in the series a long time ago! (I won't spoil it first.)

Ahhh!We get to see a few more shots of Ben Bat again! (You are greedy... _(:з」∠)_