[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

old people say...

Stop it, the old people want to say that we didn't say anything, don't try to blame again.

Well, young people will say that as a parent, both baby boys and girls escape the Disney curse!

Let's talk, if the three words letitgo appear now, does Queen Elsa's singing sound immediately in your mind!

So, when Red Hood pops this song out on the night watch, you really can't blame him!

——A lot of money to ask for a pair of ears that have never heard letitgo! ! !

Parents can't escape, except for the lingering magic sounds, and of course the crowded Disneyland.

As a Wayne, there is naturally enough money to rent Disneyland for a whole day; but as a Batman with a sense of social responsibility, if he waved his big hand to buy a whole day for his daughter, the consequences would not be as simple as spending money.

For example, some dual-career families took annual leave, bought air tickets, booked hotels, wrote and scratched on the calendar many times, and then arranged three or four children’s holiday interest activities. Activity time.They planned everything in advance to be able to bring the whole family to Disneyland, but you, a local tycoon who suddenly booked the venue, messed up the whole plan?

The old father Bruce, whose playboy personality is about to collapse, only thought about it for a while, and felt that this matter was not done properly.How many children will be disappointed to cry.

No matter how fun Baby Bruce is, he will at most buy luxury cars and hotels for models, and banks for Superman. In essence, he is still a promising entrepreneur who cares about the well-being of the people.

Book out for two days like the Saudi prince?Wayne just imagined the disappointed and crying little faces of other children, but he really couldn't let go of that hand.

And in this way, I really want to teach my daughter badly.

Fortunately, Disney can also book the park according to the time of day, for example, after the park is closed in the morning and evening, you can experience the leisurely enjoyment of the entire park by yourself without causing trouble to others. Most rich people also do this.

Helena, who wears Mickey ears, turns her little head around, making it hard to see.

She refuses to be hugged by her father and brothers, insists on walking by herself, and often almost falls to look up at the castle!

Although I have seen the magnificence of the universe in the watchtower, there will always be a piece of fantasy fairy tales in the hearts of children, and Disney is the place where dreams come true.

The little girl was wearing a simple puff-sleeved white top today, her curly black hair was loosely tied, and it was about to fall apart after a few steps—no way, the straight men of the family, the hair is still tied A topic that hasn't made a breakthrough... The artificial intelligence nanny didn't follow!

The four elder brothers are either black T-shirts and black hoodies, or black leather clothes, and they all wear sunglasses. From a distance, they look like bodyguards.

The little girl was young, and her height was not up to standard in some projects. Jason secretly stuffed money into the management staff, in exchange for the old father's disapproving eyes.

"Helena has been in the bat plane, and was carried by you and flew with the grapple gun. Do you think she can be scared by flying over the horizon and the mine of the seven dwarfs?"

Facts have proved that even in the Flying Light Wheel and Hugging Dragon racing cars, the little girl ran away after a fresh start. The four brothers in sunglasses who played with her were even more indifferent and expressionless. They even took out their mobile phones to see Nas Dark.

But even after being held in the sky by Superman and Joe, there was something absolutely new and appealing to Helena.

That's...a Disney princess!

The little girl ran so that her bangs were wet and curled up, but she was still not tired.Chased by her old father, she reluctantly drank a few sips of water (the small sippy cup is blue with Queen Elsa printed on it), and then hugged her old father's neck, "Daddy, let's go see Princess Jasmine, okay? "

For the first time, a long-lost confusion appeared on Bruce's face.

Who?

This really touched his blind spot of knowledge!

There are indeed many Disney characters played by real people in the park, and they are all very dedicated. Not only the makeup, clothing and every move fit the characters, but they don't even have lines.

but!From a distance, the ones wearing skirts may be princesses! (No, the one in the dress could also be the Evil Queen...)

Why are there so many princesses?

They look no different at all!

The old father only knew Elsa, Cinderella and Snow White!

No way, Elsa is indeed the top of Disney now.

The old father who can't tell the difference between the Disney princesses is careful to be rejected by his daughter!

The old brothers who were eating melons and watching the show were suddenly cueed and asked which one was Princess Jasmine?

Are we like someone who knows?

Princess Jasmine is on TV, who watched it with her?

No matter who watched it with me, there was a high probability that they all fell asleep watching it...

In the end, Bruce had an idea and gave full play to the little girl's own "Disney Navigation" function-holding her to find every one that looks like a princess, and let her find it by herself...

And then, "Dad, Dad, shall we go to the Red Queen's Maze?"

Who is this again?

Queen and princess again!

Damian adjusted his sunglasses, isn't that simple?

As the name suggests, the Red Queen is the mother of the Red Princess.

So the question is, who is the "Red Princess"?

Damian: Which princess has red clothes?

Both the old father and the older brothers felt that Little Robin had perfect logic and was well-founded.

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The four older brothers don't know that they are arranged by Disney princesses clearly.After returning from Paradise, Helena is obsessed with Princess Tea Party!

In the past, those who were caught by a little girl only needed to sit on a small pink sofa and small chair, facing the same pink and tender macaron-colored small coffee table, holding a small teacup, pretending to be a pair of The appearance of drinking tea...

There is at most one Rainbow Pony badge on the chest, and a purple or pink clip on the head, which means that brother Tim is "Twilight Joy", brother Dick is "Pinkie", and brother Damian is "Rainbow" , Brother Jason is "Applejack".

Oh, you ask what role is the old father Bruce?

The leader of the ponies, of course - Cosmic Princess!

Wear rainbow-colored barrettes!

It's as if this game is very easy... The four brothers are all tall and big, they didn't sit on the small chair and the small sofa, but they used their thighs to support the ground...

But compared to the current "Princess Tea Party", the four brothers all said that let's play the old My Little Pony, okay?

The cause of the incident was that little Nana had inherited the Wayne family's spirit of excellence, and she was very serious and responsible in preparing the tea party.

Since this is called a "Princess Tea Party", as the name suggests, all participants must be princesses.

Helena prepared matching headbands, colorful shawls, and a lot of blingbling stickers. Since she is a princess, she must be blingbling, which is beyond dispute.

Beside the small coffee table, little Nana, dressed as Queen Elsa, solemnly presented Brother Jason with both hands... a big red bow and a blue shawl!

Jason didn't know so, "So I'm Kara, supergirl?"

Helena carefully adjusted the position of the red bow on Brother Jason's black hair, her eyes were shining, her mouth was so happy that she held her two little hands together excitedly, as if she had just completed an exclusive suit chief designer.

"Brother Jason is Snow White~" she said seriously.

Jason almost choked on his own saliva, "Ahem...why am I Snow White?"

"Because brother Jason is very similar to Snow White! Brother Jason is Snow White."

Dick couldn't hold back his laughter, "Why do you look like that?"

If the red and blue color scheme is like Snow White, then the Superman is Snow White.

(Superman: ???)

"Because...because..." the little girl wrung her fingers, trying to find words, "because Brother Jason's story is the same as Snow White's!"

ha? !

"Wait," Damian narrowed his eyes. He thought he was obliged to encourage and affirm his sister's divergent thinking. "It does make sense. You died once, Todd, and Snow White died too..."

Dick also touched his chin, "Then you, like Snow White, were resurrected. Now that you think so, then, the clown is the poison queen?"

Fuck, there is a picture!

Crowbar = Poisoned Apple...

So who is the Prince Charming who wakes up Princess Todd with the "kiss of true love"? ? ?

Damian covered his face, "Maybe it's my mother."

Helena couldn't help nodding!I am so happy that my idea was confirmed!

Red hood with Snow White's red bow: "???"

(Joker/Thalia: ???)

Little Wing, so you took the princess script!

Jason: Fuck (a plant) do you want to fight!No, Nana is here, I will bear it!

Damian and Dick laugh like crazy, Tim is cautious.

However, Tim, who never thought of being cautious, was the next to "suffer"-he got the bright yellow shawl.A book used as a prop, and a rose.

But Tim has a good temper, he accepted his "bad luck", "I get it, I am Princess Belle from "Beauty and the Beast"."

Dick suddenly realized, and the corner of his grinning mouth indicated that he had failed to hold back his smile, "You love to look up information! Just like Belle! And you took the initiative to find Batman back then. When he was in the pain of losing Jason, you helped the gloomy Batman Find reason, so... Bruce is a beast? Ah ha ha ha ha..."

(Bruce who is also a cosmic princess and a beast: ???)

But Dick didn't have time to finish laughing, and Helena, who ran over, stuffed a red wig in his hand... The little girl was holding two big shells, trying to stick them on his chest...

"What... well, I'm the Little Mermaid," Dick winked, "because I left Gotham and went to Bludhaven, just like Ariel left the sea, right?"

To be able to call out the princess's name, it seems that she has done her homework!

"Yeah!" Helena nodded seriously, "Also, the death knell is Ursula..."

"That big octopus witch? Hahaha, no problem, if I meet him next time, I will tell him, ahahaha!" Dick winked at Helena.

Everyone was looking at Damian—with speculative eyes.

The boy hugged his younger sister, eyes full of superiority, "As her favorite brother, of course I am some kind of prince."

Helena who was picked up was very happy - because this distance made it easier for her to put n small floral hair clips on her little brother's hair!

Jason finally got his chance - he knew how to do this!

"Rapunzel? Hahaha Damian, you're Rapunzel! I get it, I get it!" The big red bow on Jason's head was very firm, and it didn't shake or fall because of his belly laugh.

"You were raised in the League of Assassins before you were 10 years old, isn't it equivalent to Rapunzel being imprisoned in the tower of the evil witch all the time? Hahaha! Oh, by the way, Talia is the evil witch? It's so similar! Isn't it the magic power of her long hair that the evil witch Yang Lepei is interested in? This is exactly the same as Thalia's Wayne gene in you, hahaha!"

(Talia, who just claimed the role of Prince Charming, now has to guest-star Wicked Witch again?)

Wait a minute, Todd, why are you so familiar with the plot!explain!How many times have you secretly watched Tangled!