[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

The old people say that the bigger the doll, the harder it is to carry it!

The old people also said that children over 1 year old are at their most fun time!

Big head, round face, head to body ratio is only about 1:3, cuter than cartoon characters!People can't help but want to pinch their faces.

Kong Kenan: Never pinch your face!Our old ladies here will tell you that pinching a child's face will make the child drool! ! !

True or false... What about the scientific basis?Isn't it easy for babies to drool...

Kong Kenan spread his hands: I don't know if there is any scientific reason, but you don't want to argue with the old man, trust me! ! !

My grandma makes sure I wear socks when I fly in the sky!Yes, Superman has to wear his socks too!Cold feet can hurt your body!

Hey why don't you put socks on baby Helena! ! !

The Chinese people's obsession with wearing socks and long johns is of course deeply engraved in the genes of Chinese supermen.

Not only does Baby Helena not like to wear socks, she also doesn’t like to wear shoes, and now she has practiced a perfect skill of taking off her shoes—sit on the ground with one buttocks, rub the two jios against each other, rub the shoes off , Then get up and run, happy!

Then you can see an old father and brother chasing her to put on shoes.

Babies after one year of age grow rapidly, from shaking with the baby walker, to probing with their arms and feet alone, and then to running around. It only takes two or three months for human cubs to complete the process of growing up. "Evolution" from crawling on all fours to walking upright.

It also made the old father and elder brother usher in a new round of headaches - as soon as there were two artificial intelligence nannies to protect them, sometimes it was too late, and they accidentally fell, knocked, and rubbed, and then they were injured, which made people Distressed!

Baby Helena, who is more than 1 year old, likes to point things to others, likes to go out to play, and likes to mutter and talk baby words.

I love to sit on my father's lap and drink milk in my strong arms - when I want to drink milk, I will hold my father's or brother's finger, and the other finger will point to the bottle, hey - hey - hey -

The small hands can hardly hold even one of Dad's fingers, who made his hands too big!

The little skirts have been changed batch after batch, but she doesn't know if the skirts look good or not, but she finds the little gauze skirts so annoying!So I like to lift up the small clothes to reveal the belly, and the style of painting is quite rough.

Hey, what is this on the little belly?Poke it with your finger—brother Dami said it was the belly button.

Then I told some stories about the belly button, and Helena was confused after hearing a few sentences, da—— da, then lost her mind, swayed away, and went to ravage/ravage the shrubs in the garden.

The sound of the car sounded at this time, the sound of this car is different from other cars, conditioned reflex, this is Dad's car!

"Pa! Pa!" Little Nana staggered over from a bush taller than her, took her brother's hand, pointed to the direction of the sound of the car, and was so anxious that she wanted to jump.

Damian picked up his sister and let her sit on his arms. At the same time, on the path in the garden of the manor, the old father was already striding towards the siblings with almost impatient steps.

Damian didn't think much, followed his sister's words, "Yes, Dad is back, look, it's Dad."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he realized that something was wrong!

This is the first time Damian has called Bruce "Daddy" to Bruce! ! !

This word gave the little boy a strange feeling... suddenly weak, suddenly... cute! ?No!No!No!

No! "Papa" is a title for vulgar people!The word for a terrific teenager like me is "Father"!

Of course, Bruce heard the father, and he had already reached out to his daughter who was stretching out his arms to hug him!

This was the first time he was called by a child other than Helena!dad!dad!

How did the old father for many years get mixed up like this?Bruce, you should think about it.Clark has only one son, who can be called Dad. Of your four sons, three call you "Bruce" and one just calls you "Father".

This must be your own problem.

At that time, post-disaster social reconstruction was in full swing, and the whole society was advocating that fathers should take on more responsibilities in the family and childcare. The traditional family interaction model of "a loving mother and a strict father" is no longer applicable in the current special social background... …

Seeing Damian accidentally call him daddy makes him uncomfortable.Bruce felt that he had the label of "negative teaching material" on his forehead!

"Hey - hey -!" Dad didn't hug her all the time, Helena was in a hurry and wanted to cry!

After the little girl who was finally hugged by her father changed her arms, of course the scenery in her field of vision also changed. Now she and her brother were staring at each other, and then, she seemed to regret it, and raised her little arm to her brother again, hey hey Hey, I want to hug.

Damian took the little girl over, but the little girl regretted it again after seeing her father!I just hate myself for not being able to have sex, not being hugged by my father and my brother at the same time!

Bruce couldn't laugh or cry, he made a decision that he didn't know if he would regret it - he took both siblings into his broad arms.

The boy's back was as stiff as it could chop vegetables.

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Coaxing young children to sleep has always been a big project. Telling stories and reading picture books are common methods used by parents. They can not only enlighten knowledge, but also make babies look forward to the sleep ritual, otherwise they will play and don’t want to be honest. Lie in bed—how boring to sleep!

Of course, the most important thing is that bedtime stories can enhance parent-child interaction, cultivate feelings, and bring a full sense of security to babies.

But let's not talk about "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" for now!

But then Helena fell in love with the story!The colorful caterpillars make her very happy, and the children's preferences are really erratic!

As part of the sleep ritual that Helena is looking forward to the most, at a young age, the little guy will already grab the one he wants to listen to today from the small bookshelf of picture books specially bought for her, and stuff it into the hands of his father and brothers .

While stuffing it, he muttered vaguely "tell—tell—"

Damian has never seen this book today, which is not surprising, the picture books at home are already full of small shelves, and there are several days in a week that he is not on "duty" to put him to sleep.

He changed the little one into his pajamas, drank milk before going to bed, brushed his teeth (because he didn't cooperate, so he could only make do with a small toothbrush), and carried her into the small wooden bed.

Pick up the baby's long-awaited picture book, called "Counting Kiss".

Damian flipped through a few pages and felt that this picture book has no bright spots except for counting enlightenment!

Under his unremitting enlightenment, the little guy has long been able to count, and he can count to 9 even if he stretches out one finger without stretching three!

Who bought this picture book!Rubbish!

After a brief inquiry, on the public communication channel, Barbara Gordon claimed the picture book.

I think it's cute, and it's not just for you to talk dryly, this is an interactive picture book, while counting kisses, real kisses at the same time!Counting while kissing, how cute!

Thinking of this, Barbara was almost demented.

If you don't talk, I will talk, wait for me to go back, 10 minutes.I want to kiss little Nana! ! !

Damian hung up the communication channel directly.

dream!Go away, you weird auntie!My sister won't give you a kiss!

Wait a minute... No matter how much Barbara blames, she can only blame her sister... right?

"Talk, talk—" Helena, who was hugging the side of the crib, waited anxiously.

Well, Damian let the baby lie down obediently, and put Little Fox, the comforter, next to her little head, within reach.

The bloodthirsty former heir to the League of Assassins is going to be terribly hurt because of the following actions——

It's time for bed, baby, how many kisses does a sleepy baby need?

10 Gentle Kiss On Tiny Toes

9 kisses with smiles on the kicking little feet

8 wet kisses on tiny laps

7 Loud Kiss On Adorable Belly Buttons

6 itchy kisses on baby's tiny chin

5 quick kisses, on the tip of a tiny nose

4 warm kisses on two pairs of little hands

3 furry kisses on sweet little ears

2 tender kisses on sleepy little eyes

The last kiss fell on the little head in sleep

Brother Damian, who was forced to do business, finally put down a light kiss on the curls on the forehead of Baby Helena who was sleeping sweetly.

She listened to this picture book many times with great interest. When she was not so sleepy, she would giggle non-stop when she kissed her little feet and knees. Later, her interest was attracted by other picture books.

Later, Damian was seriously injured due to the mission, and the little girl came to the medical room.

1 kiss, on the bandage on the forehead.

2 kisses, on the tip of the strong nose.

3 kisses, on stubble-pointed chins.

4 kisses, on big ears.

5 kisses, on arm casts and splints.

Brother Damian will get well soon.

The author has something to say:

1. This picture book is called "counting kisses"

2. I found a lot of typos in the previous chapters. Today I want to fix them together. After 6:[-] pm, the updates are not updates, they are just catching bugs~