[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

What can be done with money alone, but he still relies on his appearance?

Bruce swears by his cape, he was really joking when he asked Tony to send a pacifier over the phone—Brussian gags are not serious, after all these years, he thought Tony was used to it.

No normal person would entrust Iron Man with a pacifier from a human flesh delivery in the air.

However, he forgot or selectively ignored one point... how to define a normal person?Dressing up as a bat with a cloak and going out to fight without sleeping at night is obviously not in line with the "normal" in the eyes of ordinary people. Then, Tony Stark, who puts a steel can on his body and shoots laser cannons at alien bugs, is certainly not " normal people"...

So, half an hour later, when Bruce, who was doing his daily fitness after waking up, received a call from Tony again, he shouldn't be surprised at all.

"Can the roof land?" Tony on the other end of the phone said succinctly.And the background sound sounds whirring, combined with the content of Tony's speech...

No way, this guy is really going to fly over wearing armor!

Like all rich men, the Wayne mansion used to have a helipad. The chairman of Stark Industries landed on the helipad when he came to the Wayne mansion for the first time after he got the armor—this is a manifestation of his knowledge of the most basic etiquette , the armor is of course considered an aircraft, probably...

Tony smacked his chest and swore that he didn't come to the Wayne house to show off - he had just learned that his old friend had returned to Gotham after being lost for several years, so he flew directly from the battlefield in Europe.

So the armor was still in combat mode when he landed on the Wayne House tarmac.Unexpectedly, as soon as Tony's feet touched the ground, he heard the combat system in his ear prompting that a heavy fortification was detected under his feet. Before completing the scan, it is recommended to be more vigilant.

The rocket launcher on the shoulder is even ready to start by default!

But beneath his feet was the half-built Batcave that young Bruce had just built!

The new Batman has not had time to do the anti-detection system!

So Tony, who knew nothing and was innocent, watched the old butler of Wayne's house run out nervously, saying that Tony had dirty the tarmac he had just cleaned...

Excuseme?

After that, Bruce quickly dismantled the apron, and asked Afu to hire some gardeners to plant flowers and plants above the bat cave, and the apron at Wayne House was gone since then.

Of course Tony didn't know the real reason for canceling the tarmac, and thought it was because his armor brought a little European dust to Bruce's tarmac...

When did the old man's cleanliness become so serious?

Then I will be able to land in front of the main entrance of your house next time, and the armor has been continuously updated to land almost silently, so I promise not to step on Ah Fu's flowers and plants.

But when he came to Wayne Mansion wearing armor in a hurry for the second time, he landed at the main entrance of the mansion, but was trapped in a magic circle on the spot!Can't move!

magic?Right on your doorstep?seriously? !

"Sponsored the Justice League, the security of the mansion is the most basic small benefit...Zatana's craftsmanship." Bruce, who was late after a few minutes, had a look on his face, "I recognize you are a foreigner. If there is an attack, the magic will be activated automatically, if you come in through the main entrance of the yard, you will not have this trouble, like the guests who came to my party, no one will encounter you. "

Gotham Baby said that he has never received a guest like you who flew directly down.

"This security agency is so fun~ isn't it?" Bruce explained to Tony excitedly, like a child who bought his favorite toy car.

Tony was very speechless, so he should land outside the mansion yard, then wear armor, and walk in step by step? !

Even the security guards at the Stark R&D center aren't so neurotic, okay? !

Is this some Gotham tradition? !

Since this magic is a security measure, it must have a security whitelist, just like access control!

However, this magic is only open to those who know Bruce's two identities at the same time. Although the two have been friends for many years since childhood, Bruce will not add Tony to it, no matter for the sake of keeping secrets or for Tony's safety...

This is obviously to make friends!

Stark Industries and Wayne Group want to draw a clear line or something, can't bear it!

It was Bruce who spent huge sums of money to hold several large parties for Tony, and invited the top supermodel actors all over the row to add to the fun, so he coaxed the chairman of Stark Industries, and the group cooperation between the two did not collapse .

And Tony came here in armor this time, there is an element of anger-but Bruce, you said you were going to fly, let's see where you plan to let me land.

This mighty Iron Man is flying to the door with a pacifier, what can Bruce do - let's have a cold salad.

"Landed at the main gate, Alfred will drive to pick you up." Bruce wiped his sweat. He was exercising vigorously. At this time, there was a certain aura of determination that only belonged to Batman, and there was even a hint of indifference and violence.

Realizing that his tone of speech was wrong, he quickly changed into Brucey's slippery tone, "You'd better be gentle, Tony, don't wake up the baby, wake you up."

#The so-called actor's self-cultivation#

Dual identities require too much acting skills, and sometimes he really envies Tony.

So it's still going to land outside Bruce's yard... Is this guy so insecure?

At this time, Tony's armor has been updated for several generations, and it can be put away after taking it off, and at least someone came to pick it up at the gate. Tony thought to himself, as his treatment in Gotham became worse and worse, he became more and more vulnerable. More and more contented?

People are used to self-willedness, and everyone's expectations for him are low...just like Bruce.

Today's Tony wears a black leather jacket under his armor, and he doesn't need a suit when he visits old friends, and Bruce sometimes goes to him and even wears board shorts.

So Tony wasn't surprised at all that the Gotham babe who came to greet him was wearing nothing but a black gym tank top and sweatpants.

As for why Bruce didn't even bother to change clothes... because in the few minutes between Tony's landing and Alfred picking him up, he and the children were busy packing anything that might reveal the Batman's identity!

In the few days before the babysitter took office, only one baby is needed to drive everyone crazy - Damian's stick is impressively kept by the desk in the study room!

So this is the first time Tony sees Bruce fresh out of the gym and his muscles are throbbing...

This muscular quality can almost be compared with Steve aka Captain America... It is worse than Thor, but that guy is a god, and ordinary people can't compare.

Ah Fu on the side is quite nervous, the stick and bat dart are all put away, will he finally reveal his secrets because of his figure? !

However, on Tony's side, the chairman tilted his head and frowned, but he was a little speechless.

God... Brucey's attitude when it comes to picking up girls is too serious to be able to endure hardships. He can do things with money alone, but he still relies on his appearance?

The chairman of Stark Industries said that he can only practice to this level in order to save the world - it is obviously greater, right, the girls must prefer someone like me.

Tony is not the only one who is thinking about dress and appearance. Bruce looks at the exquisite boy Tony with his unruly hairstyle, sunglasses, and leather jacket without any extra folds. For the N+1 time, he thinks about improving the Batman uniform scheme.

Then, he watched Tony Stark aka Iron Man aka Avengers Leader pull out a... pacifier from his pants pocket.

Pink, and a kitty pattern.

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