[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Is this the beginning of language acquisition?

The normal blue sky and white clouds are back, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief, except for Bruce and the sons, where Vision finds itself suddenly a doctor surrounded by anxious family members.

"Yes, I assure you, Mr. Wayne, she is only hungry, and yes, I can assure you, she has not been harmed—bodily or spiritually."

Vision suspected that the device had been traumatized by the baby's incessant cries.

"Please rest assured, Mr. Wayne, no matter what she hears or sees, it will not have a profound impact on her. What a baby needs is a sense of security. I believe that your family will definitely give her enough love and protection. "

Vision suddenly reflected in his heart, why did he turn into a mother and baby blogger?

"Because her mind has not yet developed to the point where she can be controlled, and she still can't understand complex instructions, and the most harmful thing she can do now is probably to overturn the food?"

"No, you misunderstood me, Mr. Wayne, of course I'm not saying your sister is stupid..."

"Yes, Mr. Todd, if you have any questions after that, of course you can contact me at any time... Phone? I don't have a phone yet, can you send me one? Okay... Yes, I can fly, of course I can fly to Gotham."

Vision suddenly wanted to wipe the non-existent sweat on his forehead, and felt his mouth was dry—being a doctor was too hard!

"Yes, of course I can buy you another shy baby elephant...huh?" Vision realized something was wrong just after answering the question, well, this question was asked by Wanda who was holding his arm.

It was Wanda who finally rescued him from the siege of the Wayne family, "Please let my man go."

Not much to say, the first task of this team temporarily organized by some members of the Avengers and Zhenglian is of course to leave this place immediately.

Stark and Wayne's two private jets, plus a few superheroes who can fly by themselves, even if the two blue-skinned aliens are bundled up and taken away, the seats must be allocated enough.

The Hawkeye children couldn't hide their expectant and eager expressions—they obviously wanted to follow Wayne.This is Batman!Have we ever had the chance to fly a Batplane in our lifetime? !

Tony pouted, the perpetually coolest pup in the crowd a little unaccustomed to losing his status all of a sudden.

Hey kids, Iron Man is way cooler than Batman!

Don't get too excited, Damian poured cold water on them, of course we're not going on holiday in the Batplane, and we're not stupid.It's just an ordinary private jet, the one that has been used for many years, and the sofa cushions are all patinaed.

Oh—the disappointment of the eagle-eyed cubs was palpable, and their shoulders drooped.

Dick couldn't laugh or cry, as a warm and good brother, hospitality should be a basic self-consciousness, "Of course you are welcome to fly back with us, remember to keep our identities secret, but you already know so many Avengers, this is right It shouldn't be a problem for you."

The three little ones nodded their heads to show their determination, and Jason, who was passing by, snorted, "You want to buy them with a plane? Our plane is not very interesting. There is no patina, but the ventilation is not very good, and there is a smell of gray." Sen's stinky feet smell."

The three little Hawkeyes: ...? ? ?

Dick covered his face, look at what Jason, you and Damian said about the Wayne family, the wind review was murdered! ! !

And I don't smell like stinky feet!

Dick couldn't ask whether the Hawkeyes believed his excuse about the smell of feet—they weren't going to fly with the Waynes anyway.

Mr. Stark's high-tech plane with a transparent display screen in front of the seat suddenly smells good again!

The children's bickering and fighting brings a lot of joy to the holiday.

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The pilot Ah Fu also went back to the plane and took a nap. He was about to wake up and watch the birds, but he missed so much. Looking at the little girl who was holding a small bottle on the seat while drinking milk and rubbing her feet, Feeling born in Wayne's house, is it really impossible to live a peaceful life in this life?

The soft hair on the little girl's forehead was wet. Apart from crying a lot just now, she was sweating profusely. Now she finally had milk and refused to let go of the bottle. Usually, the lazy little girl wouldn't even want the bottle. Those who are supported must be held by an adult.

There were still unwiped teardrops hanging from the corners of the little baby's eyes, and the old father's chest felt tight with distress.

Now a small bottle of 90ml is not enough, the second bottle is already half full, drinking milk always makes her very relaxed, now her eyes are half-closed, blinking, if it is not for the little feet shaking and rubbing , thought she was going to fall asleep.

Speaking of little feet... Ah Fu finally noticed that Helena lost another little shoe!

One-year-old babies are learning to walk and are wearing toddler shoes. In order to fit the special feet of babies and protect the special needs of foot development, toddler shoes are higher than ordinary shoes; babies have not yet developed The heel, so it is difficult for small shoes to hang on the feet, and it is especially easy to fall off.

And the babies are not used to the shoes when they just put on the shoes, and they like to kick around when they lose their temper...

Combined with her careless father and brother, Helena lost at least eight shoes if not ten!

Damian is also very frustrated. It seems that the whole family agrees that picking up shoes is his job. He is either looking for shoes or picking up shoes every day. To be honest, he doesn't even care about his stick so much.

Damian swore he would never pick up shoes again!

leave!up!Again!purchase!No!Difference!money!

At this time, the two private jets hadn't even departed yet, and there was a restrained throat clearing sound from the open cabin of Wayne's private jet.

When he noticed that everyone in the Bat family was looking over, Steve gave a friendly smile - of course, when he saw the baby drinking, the smile was extra bright.

Even in everyday attire, Damian thought the guy's blonde hair was too dazzling, like a light bulb in the cabin, saving the lighting.

"Did you lose something?" The brilliant Captain America held up a small pink shoe - and there was a small powder-blue butterfly made of cloth on it.

Captain America picked up the shoe successfully.

"clatter--"

The little girl seemed to know her stuff, she forgot about the bottle, stretched out her little hand, with her index fingers slightly apart, pointed at the blond man, "Da——"

"Well, those are your shoes." Bruce looked down at her and pointed at the captain.

"clatter--"

It must be that she likes the adults to respond to her, she pointed again.

ah!Is this progress?Is this learning?Is this the beginning of language acquisition?Is this what the saying goes, when a child gets sick, he will obviously grow up?

Steve Rogers, a single old man with no experience in parenting, can't get the excitement of the old men of the Wayne family at all. Isn't this just pointing at something?

Centenarians do not know that parents in the 21st century stare at the "language development milestones" written in parenting books, benchmarking their children's progress, and start worrying about whether the language stimulation is not enough or whether they are autistic Symptoms...

One of the milestones is "separation/isolation of index finger" (separation of index finger), that is, starting to point to things, and then talking baby words and interacting.

Dick's explanation made Steve's eyebrows go up in his hair, he's always shocked by the level of anxiety among modern parents!

In his day?It's good to be alive.