[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

For the first time, the mage had the urge to cover his face

In addition to the Bat family's extreme pursuit of eugenics, Steve also noticed one thing - the Wayne family's private jet has no smell of feet at all, and it scares three children away with the smell of feet, so your Bat family is Exclusive!

Otherwise, Little Wayne rolled his eyes, expressing unabashed dislike, turned his head, didn't bother to pay attention to Steve, took out a tablet computer, and began to cast a screen to explain how Gotham was in the days when they left for vacation. the latest situation.

There are still some daily routine robberies in Gotham City, which is simple and honest. In addition, according to the intranet of the Gotham Police Department, there have been several independent homicides in the past few days. They are not serial murderers. No connection - summed up, Gotham is very peaceful.

Looking at the bloody murder photos on the screen, the captain fell into deep thought: Do you call this Taiping?

After a while, he suddenly realized what was wrong-you just let Baby Helena see this!This picture is more than R-rated, it is not suitable for children, do you know? !

The captain, who has a strong sense of responsibility for the next generation, stepped between the projection screen and Helena in a few strides, using his body as a barrier, "You shouldn't show these things to children!"

Do you Batmen do this all the time? !Don't shy away from it?

Dick, who is understanding and good-natured, explained to the captain: "I thought so at first, but well... being born in this family, she will be exposed to this sooner or later. Witnessing blood does not mean that she must become a cruel man." The key lies in how we lead."

Damian wanted to say that he watched the live version from the time he was born—his mother didn't shy away from murdering him, isn't he fine now?

Moreover, Barbara Gordon has read the work records brought back by the sheriff from the police station since she was a child, and she has also seen the murder photos. Isn't she fine?

The captain fell into deep thought again: Is there something wrong with the definition of "good" for you batmen?

Tony heard the whole conversation through the Avengers communication device, and didn't take it seriously: Since it is confirmed that the little girl is also a Wayne cub, then she is strong, Captain, you don't have to worry about it.

"Our plane is full - there will be no seat for you after you take that smurf alien, you just follow Wayne." Tony's relaxed voice came from the communication channel.

Um... ok.Steve has the spirit of going with the flow. After Dick's expectant handshake and hug, Damian's disgusted eyes, and Jason's scrutinizing eyes, he found an empty seat and sat down, making funny faces with the baby to make her giggle. , while listening to the case analysis of members of the Bat family.

Starting from a corpse and its environment, combined with the gang segregation of the victim's neighborhood, comparing the recent activities of several major criminals in Gotham, quickly making charts and data analysis, and positioning the next detection direction.

This is an area that Captain America, as a national symbol to a certain extent, has not yet touched. Compared with his intelligence tasks, the issues that Batman focuses on are more specific, more detailed, and more closely related to citizens. living individual.

Of course, he was not comparing which side's actions were more advanced, but he suddenly got some inspiration.

During the whole process, Bruce Wayne, who was letting his daughter stand on his lap to play, seldom spoke, perhaps because the case was simple, he mostly listened to the boys’ reports quietly, and occasionally inserted a hint at the end Summarize.

Probably because now that everyone present knew his secret identity, Wayne didn't even wear a disguised personality mask. Steve was able to see a Wayne who was between deep and cold and playful and slippery. The Dark Knight is not a Gotham baby, playboy.

Which one is the real Wayne?Does Tony have a similar split?Did he not know the real Tony either?

But Wayne's calmness and wisdom are obvious. Steve looked at Helena who was pointing at the white clouds outside the plane window and said "da da——" Helena, who was speaking baby talk, realized that his worries might be unnecessary.

"clatter--"

"Well, that's a cloud."

"clatter--"

"White clouds form because sunlight is scattered in all directions by liquid water droplets and solid ice crystals."

"clatter--?"

"Never mind, you'll figure it out soon. Tim, the latest information Jason has gathered indicates that the penguins are out of the human trafficking business in the area, and we might need to take that into account."

Well...with an elder like that, whether it's her, or Tony's upcoming baby, they'll be fine.

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Everyone who has worked with Constantine will say that he is an unprincipled guy; of course, the premise is that these people are lucky enough to survive to tell the story after working with Constantine.

The well-known mage who pitted his teammates dismissed this evaluation-the reason why you asked me to cooperate is because you hope to win, and of course victory comes at a price.

In dealing with the devil, if you stick to your principles, you are doomed.

He never thought that he would cooperate with Catwoman one day, "Is there any good for me?" He asked casually after the cigarette butt.

"save the world?"

He didn't come back right away, but just looked at each other.Constantine understands that he is not a saint like Superman and Captain America, but he has shot a lot simply because of such an ethereal reason as "saving the world".

It's just that it was Catwoman who asked him to act this time, and she took off her mask and introduced herself as Serena Kyle.

As far as he knew, this woman acted outside of good and evil, didn't belong to any side, and was only interested in challenging her ability to steal—gems, famous paintings, all those flashy things.

Therefore, Constantine reasonably speculated that she must have a secret to hide.

But what did it matter to him?Constantine snorted coldly and dropped the cigarette butt, "Saving the world... yes, it's good enough for me."

Of course, he also has a sense of the recent changes in the world. There have been various gossips on the other side of hell, and everyone is in danger, but even the leader of hell does not know the real future. He just feels that the end of the world seems to be near.

Even the god of death is going on strike and doesn't want to do it anymore.

"It must be the bucket of those guys up there," said a little devil, grinning. "It's no use torturing me, Constantine, I don't know! You should go to the angels! Don't look at them like dogs , This kind of apocalypse-level disaster can only be done by them!"

Zatanna and several members of the magic side who are close to the Justice League have been scattered all over the world to collect evidence and information.

"Only the two of us?" Constantine curled his lips and shook his head. "I'm afraid it's not enough, beauty. If my speculation and calculations are correct, we need at least a spaceship search. Can you steal this?"

The brunette woman turned her head and smiled slightly. The breeze in the suburban jungle caused her short hair to pass over her eyes. Constantine noticed that there was always a kind of sadness in those green eyes, which was not easy to capture. The more obvious eyes were determined And alert, "Who said I don't have a spaceship, and besides, we are not just two people."

At this time they were passing through a jungle, and the blond magician wanted to continue asking questions, but his questions had already been answered through what he saw in the open jungle——

A dilapidated spaceship with strange shapes but obviously using technology higher than Earth's today is docking here.

"No...don't tell me, you found them..." Constantine had the urge to cover his face for the first time.

Seeing the familiar outline of the spaceship, the mage felt his blood pressure rise a bit.

This is a group of guys who call themselves Legends of Tomorrow. In terms of cheating, if compared with them, Constantine wants to call himself the second.

The author has something to say:

Playing with the American TV series "Legends of Tomorrow", not many people have watched the small drama _(:з"∠)_I watched it very happily, one of the sources of happiness every week hhhhh