[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

You don't really want to cry either - it's all pregnancy hormones

"At first, you might feel a little irritated, and then, like Mr. Wayne's daughter, you'll sleep like a baby," Vision explained to Lila Barton, proud of the pun that came to him , Helena was originally a baby, and sleeping like Helena is like a baby, he is indeed a mature living body, and he can use puns to tell jokes.

However, none of the other teammates present can get it. Are you sure you are telling a joke, Vision?It was too cold... Everyone felt as if a crow flew over their heads.

Vision touched his face and remained silent. This was probably the feeling of embarrassment in the legend.

Lila was already very nervous, and now she was tortured by cold jokes again.Although his father is a member of the Avengers, he has been consciously trying to maintain a normal life for his family.Until then, Lila's personal life was no different than that of an ordinary teenage girl, except that her father was constantly away on assignments—but so were ordinary fathers who traveled a lot.

This vacation was a rare parent-child time for the children of their Barton family and their father to focus on, but they still encountered emergencies.

The old father, Clint, is also very contradictory in terms of reason and emotion-the daughter he has always protected in the palm of his hand suddenly becomes the center of the incident, and he resisted at first.

But it is impossible to stand by and watch the danger that Mr. Wayne's daughter is facing, and it is impossible for him to teach his Barton children in this way.

"Be careful," he said to Lila, bowing his head. "If there's something wrong, tell us right away, okay?"

"Okay..." Lila nodded, nervously rubbing her fingers subconsciously, of course there is timidity, it's human nature.

"I assure you and Mr. Button that you will not be in any danger. For you, it is more like sleeping, and I use your thought flow as a medium to enter Helena's thinking. At the moment when the entire system is overloaded, at the same time Get both of you out, and I'll cut the link between the alien devices at the end."

Lila nodded, still looking restless, hesitant to speak.Both the Vision and the Bat family patiently waited for her to be ready, and even hoped for someone else, Lila was still a child herself.

As if mustering up a lot of courage, Lila raised her head, pointed to the surrounding environment to Vision, and stopped briefly on the shy baby elephant in Wanda's arms, "That... my thoughts will also be magnified like this The world? Do you all know what I usually think about..."

Her face was red, "Then can I trouble you not to tell others..."

Everyone realized right away that Lila's hesitation was not due to shrinking or fear, but because she was worried that the little secret in her heart would be made public. Moreover, she did not refuse to provide help, but just asked everyone to help her keep it a secret.

So is that what worries you the most, little girl? !Worry about us peeking at your diary!

What's the matter with being a little cute?

The old father Clint also couldn't laugh or cry... Later, he really wanted to know what his daughter was thinking.Due to work reasons, the family gathers less and leaves more. Although the father and daughter will not drift away, they do not talk about everything.

Although Lila was the child that made him feel most at ease, Clint also knew clearly that as she grew older, the little girl already had her own small world, which his old father could not enter.More and more, his concern can only be expressed by asking the other party if he has eaten or not, and if he has finished his homework, which makes him very powerless and very...disliked by others.

Vision understood the little girl's concerns, and he replied patiently, "I have no experience with Helena, and now I have mastered the method of controlling the entire process, so your thoughts will not be blocked like Helena. Project it out and let us experience it."

This dispelled Lila's worries, but disappointed the silent old father Hawkeye—after all, not every parent could resist the temptation to peek at their child's diary.

This is equivalent to a cheating tool. He wants to know whether his girl is happy or not, whether she is in trouble; whether she has been bullied at school (if so, he will beat up the person who bullies her); whether there is a boy he likes Son? (If anything, he'd beat him up too...well...)

That's okay though, Hawkeye holds his quiver to cheer himself up, he can always ask Vision after the fact, right?

I don't know if I saw the old father's little Jiujiu, but the big brother Ye Yi is very experienced in protecting privacy, he took the opportunity to add to Lila, "And your secrets are safe with Vision, even if he sees What's up." Dick said as he looked at Vision and gestured with his eyes, "Right, Vision?"

"Oh, of course. The two of us can sign a non-disclosure agreement if we want."

Vision is serious, and he sincerely suggested signing a non-disclosure agreement...

"O...OK," Lila pursed her lips and smiled, looking relieved at last, "Then I don't have to worry about it." The non-disclosure agreement and so on, it's not impossible.

Then, the little girl turned to face Bruce, her eyes sparkling and confident, "Please rest assured, Mr. Wayne, I will bring Helena back."

The sweet and sassy little girl said so, how could Bruce not be moved?At the same time, he was very envious of Hawkeye.Are all girls this cute?Old Wayne's father, who raised four stinky boys, felt vicissitudes in his heart at this time. He had to start thinking about his first half of his life. How much happiness did he miss in this life?

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Everything is moving forward according to the vision and forecast. Lila is lying in the arms of Aunt Natasha, while Clint is holding her hand. There are obvious worries on the faces of the other two Barton boys. They were silent; and the Wayne boys paced restlessly on the sand.

The gemstone on Vision’s forehead became brighter and brighter. Afterwards, like a sudden failure of the TV signal, or a sudden lag in the game’s network speed, the surrounding beaches, sky and bushes suddenly shifted slightly. The sparkling beach is also stagnant in general.

wait.

——Why so long?

—It's only been five minutes, Bruce, be patient.

—Tony Stark, teaching me patience?

——Hmph, we still have some accounts to settle, black, dark, cavalry, and soldiers.

Well, the hurdle of this secret identity is hard to pass.

The two lowered their voices and engaged in a wave of mutual confrontation. In addition to the routine content of Wayne and Stark's routine over and over again, the innovation still added some jokes about Iron Man and Batman.

Then, Wanda was suddenly disappointed to find that the baby elephant in her arms had disappeared.

Then, a loud cry came from Bruce's arms.

Natasha noticed that the back of the tall and wide white shirt in front of her eyes had finally relaxed visibly to the naked eye. Although it didn't show much, how could Wayne, as a father, not be worried?

"Hush—hungry?" This was Batman's rare trembling voice.

And Lila also woke up in time, hugged Aunt Natasha and her father, and even the brothers who disliked each other every day wiped the corners of their eyes. When Lila hugged her, she insisted that she just got sand in her eyes .

Pepper's eyes were really red, "I'm really nervous, Tony." Becoming a mother-to-be seemed to make her heart softer/softer.

Of course Tony has to comfort his wife, the mother of the future child.

"It's all right honey, nothing to worry about and you don't really want to cry - it's all pregnancy hormones."

This consolation... is very straight, even Damian finds it puzzling.