[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Who has the most complex thinking?

Because of Damian's answer, everyone turned their attention to the baby in Bruce's arms.

The pink cheeks and fleshy arms look more and more innocent. Almost every hero present, regardless of gender, feels a stuffy place in his heart, and there is nowhere to relieve it. It is full of protective desire and distress.

Biology has given a cold explanation for this phenomenon-this is because protecting the young is written in the genes of every race and every creature, and is a necessary condition for reproduction and an inevitable evolution.

Bruce had a similar scientific mindset before holding baby Helena in his arms, but now he just wants biology to go to hell.

Seeing his daughter crying after being vaccinated can sometimes make him feel knotted, let alone now.

"Will this hurt her?!"

Even though he knew the question was meaningless, Bruce couldn't help asking it out. To be precise, he didn't know who he was asking, maybe just to relieve his worries.

His rationality will tell him, firstly, whether there will be any harm, and the extent of the harm, can only be comprehensively evaluated after the fact; secondly, compared with being completely safe, experiencing magic once will certainly cause harm, the difference is only in the degree And the impact, even if the damage was only psychological, broke the old father's heart.

Parents who are helpless can only ask meaningless questions over and over again. As Batman, he is still so irrational. Perhaps the significance of these questions is not to get answers at all, but to ask them to make parents worry and fear. get exported.

Therefore, Damian can't answer his father's question. A sentence "she will be fine" may comfort ordinary citizens, but for his father...

"I'll make sure she's okay." The little boy gritted his teeth at the word "make sure."

"She's a strong little girl." Jason added flatly, looking determined, as if he never thought it was something to worry about.

Yes, Bruce hugged the soft dough in his arms even tighter, as if he wanted to convey strength to Helena.

Dad and brother can't do their best right now, so please do your best.

At the same time, in a dark space that adults can't see, a small figure is crawling with its ass/ass moving.

There is a small bow on the head of the small figure, and the soft black hair that is curled in front of her forehead is tied up.

This bowknot is gorgeous peach pink, and it was picked up by a silly fufu brother who didn't know what color beautiful girls like from a convenience store on the street—of course, when little Helena grows up, she will know that this color is straight. Men's favorite dead barbie fan, and she will be poisoned by this color for many years to come.

No way, even Batman and Robin can't escape the Barbie powder law.

Baby Helena didn't know what happened. Just now she was still in her father's arms and saw a lot of broccoli and peas. This was probably the thing she hated the most. She didn't want to eat broccoli!

Then, she came here, it was dark, but fortunately there were no green vegetables, she wanted to stand up and walk a few steps, she can crawl very fast now, and she can already stand and walk independently with the help of things - as long as you give her A person who can hold her up, whether it is beside the bed or in the palm of an adult, she can see the world from a different perspective.

But she crawled and crawled, and couldn't find anything in the dark world.

"Da da da--"

She didn't get the usual replies—whether from her brother or from her dad.

She sat up, yawned, and tugged at the diaper—she was only wearing diapers all over her body now, and she was wearing nothing, which was the most comfortable clothes for her.

How happy she will be when she discovers that she can make clothes disappear without tugging at the collar and moaning!

Helena climbed a few more steps, and made a few clicks against the darkness, but there was still no sound or image. She sat up again and patted her knees with her little hands. Baby Helena felt tired and sleepy, and wanted to drink neinei.

"Ahhh-da! Baba--" She raised her little hand towards the darkness, scratching her fingers, this is her voice calling for neinei, as usual, there will be a warm embrace and warm neinei at this time, if she is enough Luckily, there is still a big, fleshy one to grab—although it is relatively hard, but it feels much better than a small towel, which can make her relax!

But she waited and waited, and there was no neinei, no towelette, no pacifier, and no strong arms to lift her up.

There was only a voice she had never heard before, which startled her——

"Kill—kill—!"

She was really taken aback, her face wrinkled, "Wow——!!!"

She cried so sadly, and cried so loudly, she didn't know if that voice was still there, anyway, her crying definitely suppressed the voice of Sha Sha Sha.

She didn't want to kill, she didn't even know what the word meant, all she knew was that she was hungry!Still boring!

The last time she cried in such pain was when she cut her hair!

Oh no, is it time for green vegetables?

Or when you saw a train with a face on TV? (The sound of the cartoon was too loud, which also suddenly frightened her.)

Or when you suddenly smashed yourself while playing picture books? (There is a bug with a green body and a red head in that picture book.)

She didn't know how long she had been crying. When she was tired from crying, she decided to sleep for a while, but the voice of "kill kill kill" was so annoying, and she was still saying something she couldn't understand, which made her have nightmares.

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Tony stroked his chin, thinking about the applications and databases mentioned by the son of the thorny head of the Wayne family,

"So in fact, it can be said that thanks to Helena, we avoided a fierce battle? Because she is here? The little baby blackens at best and loses his temper?"

Imagine if the mind of the old bat was concretized... Tony frowned, we don't want to play Gotham's exclusive copy of Arkham!

"You can understand it like this." Damian replied with a dark face - he didn't like the "thanks to Helena" statement, his sister didn't need to be a hero, and didn't need to pay and sacrifice for anyone.

But even Damian himself can't deny that if it weren't for Helena, they might have to deal with more than just a rain of broccoli and a shy baby elephant with fluttering ears.

Besides baby Helena, who was one year old, who had the simplest mind in the bunch?Most likely to be chosen as a database by a dysfunctional alien mind-controlled device?

A few lines of sight drifted irresistibly to Thor—the heroic and fearless Thor, who always makes people feel heartless from time to time.

What's in his head that we need to punch a dozen?

Thor, who was looking at the scenery, felt the inexplicably extra gaze on his body, and his face was bewildered.

what? !This looks down on people, okay! ! !

He is the king of a country!It's just that I'm used to showing a carefree look, it's not simple thinking!It's you earthlings who can't get the wisdom of my Asgard!

Well, it really might not be Thor, have you all forgotten that the Hawkeye kids are still here?Then, right afterward, these eyes drifted to Hawkeye's youngest son.

"NoNoNo," Hawkeye shook his head to express his disapproval, "You don't know what's going on in the minds of young people nowadays, you can't imagine how dark the anime and games they usually watch, you don't want to think about it with him Fights with stuff in it, trust me."

Well, it doesn't matter, at least Dr. Banner isn't here, and Tony doesn't want to face the Hulk's mind world at all.Fortunately, he rejected Tony's vacation invitation because he wanted to do research, otherwise the instrument would not necessarily choose Baby Helena, so the group of them would be forced to face a crazy Hulk... The one who suffers may be the entire west coast.

Well, if you think about it in reverse... this system that includes illusions can only choose the simplest database to run due to inherent defects...

What if the system is overloaded?

Tony tapped his fingers, and simply said a word, "similar to a ddos ​​attack! A large number of visits and operations in a short period of time can paralyze a system, and we can also use the most complex thinking to crash this already incomplete alien device." !"

So here comes the question again—who among them has the most complex thinking?Its breadth and depth have the amount of data that can destroy an entire system?

Can it be understood that this is a battle between Batman and Iron Man?This is an easy question to provoke!

Before he had time to stand in line and vote, he kept observing everyone's vision with curiosity like a researcher, and interjected, "Oh, no, it's not Mr. Stark or Mr. Wayne. If you have to compare the complexity of thinking..." The illusion With a completely objective attitude and discussing the matter, "If I had to choose, the one that successfully grasped the largest database—using your analogy—should be..."

His fingers fell in Captain America's direction.

"Me?" Even Steve himself didn't believe it. Of course, he didn't think he was stupid. He was just looking for truth from facts. In terms of willpower, he could fight, but in terms of thinking... Forget it, his thinking mode in the 40s is of course similar to that of a young man. No one can compare, he just caught up with the first three Star Wars dramas.

"No, I mean the one behind you." Vision's fingers were slightly off, pointing at Lila Barton, Hawkeye's daughter, from the gap between Natasha and Steve's shoulders.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Lila & Dad Clint: They were dumbfounded.

Don't underestimate the thinking of adolescent girls. They think about philosophy, mathematics and physics when they are older, and think about friendship, love and family affection when they are young.

With courage, but also with fear and anxiety, as a girl, in this complex world, you always have to face more challenges.

It is a little bit richer than thinking about whether Arkham has escaped prison today, and quantum mechanics is rich in the breadth of content!

Vision: "Mesmerizing."

Wanda: "If it weren't for the fact that I grew up in a laboratory and had no life experience, I must have the richest thinking~"