[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Sheldon really thought of me as a talent he had discovered.

Early in the morning, I was woken up by "Dong Dong, Vivi, Dong Dong, Vivi, Dong Dong, Vivi" outside the door.At this time, I was dreaming. In the dream, I was actually in the dormitory when I was an undergraduate, drinking a can of beer with my roommate and watching Leonard on the screen being directed by Shelton.Suddenly there was a knock on the door.A proud cry resounded through the dormitory building - check hygiene!

Then I woke up.He opened the door with sleepy eyes and a feeling of getting up.So we can't laugh at others casually.Don't you think I'm Leonard No. [-] now?

"Sheldon, what are you doing!"

It must be the wrong way for me to open the door, otherwise how could I see such aggrieved little eyes.

"My fitness trainer advises me to keep moving every day, and although he often touches me for no reason (that's someone pulling a ligament for you, and you bit his hand), I think the brain that makes me so earth-shattering is in a healthy state. It is indeed my duty to preserve the torso for as long as possible. To this end, I also changed the schedule of watching an episode of Doctor Who every Saturday morning."

Okay I'm sorry.How could the aggrieved little eyes appear on the big devil!

"Okay, let me clear this up. Your fitness trainer suggests you go for a workout, and then you go out for a morning run at 06:30 on a Saturday morning and change your life that never changes."

Nod and nod.

"I just have one question" I tried to take a deep breath to stay calm, "What does this have to do with you fucking knocking on my door early in the morning!"

"You suggested the gym, and Leonard kicked me out of his room."

Time travel is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, Vivi, this is not good, not good.

I ended up taking Sheldon for a morning run.During the 15 minutes I was washing and changing, high-IQ children criticized my storage method and room layout, and questioned the miracle of life that I lived to such an age with such poor organization skills.In fact, Sheldon's Suannian is a bit similar to IELTS listening. You know that he has been playing it, but you don't know what he is talking about.By the time I get out of the room after changing, I find the cereal in the condiment cabinet in the kitchen rearranged and labeled. . . .

Sheldon, you are being naughty again.

Running with Dr. Xie in the morning is indeed a good way to refresh your mind at home, but you are a little tired and self-abuse.Along the way, he was chased by a cute little golden retriever for 200 meters. Obviously, that little dog would only wag its tail in front of me and beg for petting.Xie Er didn't ask anyone for help, but kept turning his head, clenched his fists and stretched out his index finger to his temples, trying to stop the puppy with the death light.So the owner of the golden retriever and I were stunned to watch a person and a dog circling around on the lawn—two energetic pets!

After playing with the puppy, Sheldon stumbled on the edge of the sidewalk because he didn't see the fire hydrant on the side of the road.I was surprised, such a big fire hydrant, how could it become a safety hazard if it is placed there!The kid also blamed me for running too fast and tripped him.Nonsense, you want to play "Early Morning Physics Quiz" with me, can I, a liberal arts student, not escape!

In this way, one morning, I realized what it is like to have a son!

Back at the apartment, I was only 160 tall and carried Sheldon up to the third floor - believe me, bamboo poles have weight too.At that moment, I was definitely not fighting alone!The spirits of countless girls who are fans of American dramas are possessed by me.As soon as Leonard saw us, he rushed to help get his dear roommate into the room.What a conscience in the roommate world!Sheldon, you are still in the bliss and don't know the bliss.Wait until Leonard is really snatched by Penny and see what you do.That pair of cross-border gay friends actually got together early in the morning, and they seemed to be shocked when they saw us--attention, the expressions are in sync.Then Howard seemed to mutter, "I knew I would go for a morning run, and then I could be carried back in Vivi's arms." The two smiled obscenely in unison again and nodded.

Tch, if you trip over a fire hydrant I'll kick the switch and let the running water clear your minds--dead wretched otaku!

What a great day today.I did what countless girls dream of doing - walk into Sheldon's room.In fact, he did not resist.He accidentally tripped himself again when he broke free from Leonard and me and tried to walk in the door by himself.Fortunately, Leonard's sharp eyesight and quick hands prevented Dr. Xie's beautiful nose from hitting the door frame.After that, he stopped, and did not mention the grand topic of "human beings cannot enter this room".In fact, Sheldon is a second child. "Human beings cannot enter this room", hehe, do you want to summon the gods to save the fallen soul of your roommate, Sao Nian.

Well I take it back that Leonard is America's Good Roommate.He went to the comic book store with Howard and Raj and heard there was a new batch arriving.I was left alone with older children with sad eyes.Of course, he would not admit that it was a look of resentment, he said it was the flame of anger burning because of his friend's infidelity.

Let’s just say you have a second-degree illness.

I stuck my whole body against the wall and moved my body towards the door bit by bit.near. .near. .immediately. . .

"Hmm" Well, the big monster on the bed made a sound, and the escape plan failed.

"My mother would sing to me when I was sick."

"But you're not sick now you're just tripping".I'm not stupid to stay here to serve you when it's usually so difficult.

"Hmm (three beeps)"

"Okay, I'll sing what you want to hear now." 5555 Mom, the big devil, is so scary.

"I'll sing a line and you sing a line..."

"Wait a minute! Sheldon, can you sing Little Star?" Well, no accident, he was despised.

In fact, cat songs are really cute.In fact, Sheldon has so many achievements in scientific research, apart from his IQ, it is inseparable from his seriousness.He is serious about everything he does, including singing this song.I think Shelton can be a chorus director in the future. His requirements for harmony are almost harsh. We sang such a short song for 10 minutes.In the meantime, he also praised me as a child can be taught.The original words are "literary lecturers are better than restaurant waitresses". . . . . .Thank you so much.The live version of Sheldon's Purpurpur makes people have the urge to scratch her chin, but I hold back, Nima, this is the big devil, scratching her chin is not killing me.But while he was fast asleep, I touched his hair, it was very soft, and I felt that he was still rubbing against my hand.Decided!Next time, try to see if Sheldon can live in harmony with the cat.

Helping the older child pull the quilt again, Oh tiptoedly prepared to walk out of the room.Suddenly I heard Sheldon mumbling in his sleep, "Thank you, mom"

You are Mom and your whole family is Mom!