[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Hey, are Leonard and Penny really okay?" Recently, an organization came into being among the few of us, which is regardless of race, regardless of high or low, suitable for all ages, men and women, and loved by people all over the world— — Gossip Squad!There are actually only three members of this team, Howard, Raj and me.Strange to say, is the friendship between the Jews and the Chinese deeply integrated into the blood?After hooking up with me a few times and finding it hopeless, Howard even offered me an olive branch of friendship, and I accepted it gladly. . . . . . .After that, things went smoothly.Howard has already formed a friendship with you. Will it be far from being friends with a local tycoon, Raj?

I remember the first time I saw the three of us chatting in a coffee shop on the corner of the street, and Penny was just passing by after get off work.She glanced casually in our direction first, and walked forward casually.Then her footsteps stopped, and she stepped back to the window where we were sitting with a look of horror and weirdness, her expression was like seeing Sherlock Holmes and Spiderman sitting on the kang chatting, Iron Man and Loki drinking hand in hand Erguotou. 10 minutes later, I got a text message from her on my phone, "Run, Vivi, run"

It may be that Howard and Raj acted a little bit more idiotic and obscene with Penny, but I think they are really funny and cute.Our group chats on AIM (chat tool) made me laugh out loud every time I read them.I once chatted with them in the school cafeteria at lunchtime, listening to them tell the story of Sheldon teaching a graduate student, and then nearly alarmed the infirmary by choking. . . . . . . .

What makes me most "find the organization" is their level of gossip.We have passed the story that Leonard and the female researcher Leslie had to tell. At the same time, this great woman is still in love with Leonard's roommate, the ultimate humanoid robot devil; Han is actually gay, and seems to be down, because Raj happened to bump into him one morning weakly clutching his ass and limping back to the apartment, and gave him a coquettish glance; Penny broke up with her ex-boyfriend It's definitely not because of the "incompatibility" she told us, the guy came to her at the last party.Although Petunia pulled him to the door and lowered his voice, thanks to the little machine invented by Howard, we heard the live version of the yelling with excellent sound effects: "You have the nerve to come back to me after sleeping with my girlfriend!"

Of course, Leonard has a crush on Penny and doesn't need the eight of us. Even Sheldon knows this secret.On this issue, I disagree with the duo of friends.They felt that even if the earth turned clockwise, the dinosaurs were resurrected, Godzilla landed in "Firefly", and Penny would not be with Leonard.However, as a person who has watched the original drama—although I happened to separate the two of them when I passed through.But, you get the idea.How could Leonard and Penny not be together!And if Leonard and Penny weren't together, Howard, how could you abandon Raj and find a wife? ? ?How to say that sentence, under every flower there is a big pile of cow dung, not as a foil, just to prove your existence.

There are many scenes in real life that cannot be seen in TV dramas. For example, Penny has found one tall and handsome boyfriend after another, and she especially likes to take them back to her apartment. Nader bumped into.Penny once returned to the apartment at three in the morning with a buddy ex-Marine picked up from a bar, thinking she would never run into Leonard this time.Unfortunately, Sheldon and the others ate Thai food that day, and Dr. Xie always felt a smell of curry enveloped the whole apartment, forcing Leonard to get up in the middle of the night to clean up.Lai's father yawned and prepared to go downstairs with a bag of garbage, but when he went out, he was dumbfounded, watching the (dog) man and woman in front of him embracing and kissing all the way down the stairs.According to Penny's description after sobering up the next day, at that moment, Lai's father's eyes were full of emotions such as puzzlement, anger, helplessness, resentment, pleading, etc., which made her feel like she was being raped by cheating on her. .

"He just stood there looking at us like that, with a look of abandonment on his face. Obviously we have nothing to do with each other!" Petunia, who had just sobered up, took another big gulp of wine.That bottle of red wine was just opened, and it was very expensive to buy. It's not for you to drink beer like this. . . .Forget it, I won't bother with you for the sake of your beauty.

"Actually, although Leonard is a bit of a father-in-law, he is really nice, and he likes you so much." I couldn't help but say something fair for Lai's father, "Look at your ex-boyfriends, one by one. Scum, many of them only want one night stay, Leonard has liked you for so long and has always treated you so well, why not think about it."

"I also know that Leonard would be a super boyfriend if we were together, and it's not like we haven't tried it. We had a date before you moved here. That date can only be described as a disaster."

"Leonard is always nervous in front of you." Actually, I know about that date, from the TV series.

"I don't think he and I are from the same world - we have no common hobbies at all, and we don't have a common language when we are together. In front of him, I always feel that I am a failure and a fool." Oh, Penny, you look like this look down

"You haven't tried it, why don't you know it's not suitable?"

So this topic was replaced by the subsequent discount season.When I was watching TV series, I also felt that Penny and Leonard were not suitable. One was a trendy girl who was at the forefront of fashion, and the other was a small technical geek. But after walking into their life circle, I found that they were actually most suitable.There is no other reason-Petunia is born to be a queen, and Leonard is born to be a dad.

During the last meal, Howard showed me a series of aerospace items he made for NASA, which I was very interested in.Dr. Xie, who was sitting in the special seat, was very disdainful, and said that if I saw his great achievements in theoretical physics, I would be deeply impressed by the embrace of the mother of physics, and I would not have any interest in other subjects. interest.So, at the "invitation" of Dr. Sheldon, student Vivi embarked on a long journey to visit Caltech.

It is indeed a world famous school!It is indeed the number one in the world!Looking at the school building that combines classical and modern, and seeing the students who can be seen everywhere, I understand why Shelton always looks at the community college where I teach, saying that stepping there is a right An insult to his entire physical career. 5555 feels inferior and sad.

The rotten lost stalks used in the romance BGBLGL drama did not come true for me. When I successfully found the building marked with the "Institute of Physics" on the huge campus, I felt a little regretful in my heart.I just sent a text message to Howard saying I'm here, and Sheldon's fatal serial calls followed.Dr. Xie said on the phone that he was going to tell a group of theoretical physics freshmen who didn't know anything about physics what the most fascinating subject in the world was, so that I, a "literature major" (believe me, the words contained in these four words) The contempt is really deep) to accept the edification.Before I could protest "Actually, I'd rather see Howard's equipment", he had already hung up the phone.

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There are so many people in Dr. Xie's class, and there are girls who stand and take notes the whole time because they don't have a seat!Faced with this situation, I just want to say one thing when I am hiding in the corner—it is indeed Caltech.How to describe Sheldon's class—professionalism and complaints go hand in hand, and knowledge is contemptuous.The expressions of the students present were divided into two categories, one was like being enlightened, and the other was like a thunderbolt.

Asking a liberal arts student like me to attend a theoretical physics class is really like listening to heavenly scriptures.After I lowered my head and yawned for the Nth time, and was waited by Dr. Xie for the Nth time, a low laugh came from my side.

"Dr. Cooper is such an interesting guy, isn't he?"