[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

This is a sunny, clear sky, cloudless, cloudless (...), Sunday morning.According to the usual habits, the usual me should be trapped in my soft, pink Hello Kitty limited edition bed chosen by my mother. Only when the wormhole is opened by the aliens and Loki is about to conquer the world can he wake me up.However, I am now wearing a camouflage uniform that fits two of me, and I am carrying a fake gun that is 100 times uglier than the ugliest toy gun.Next to me was Penny with "I'm upset, I didn't get enough sleep" written all over her face, holding a cup of coffee in her hand, glaring at me while drinking.Well, things start a few days ago.

"Hey, science boys. Are you going to play paintball guns? It looks like there are a lot of casualties. Tsk tsk, Raj, you are not only dead but also whipped!" The whole suit can no longer be seen. color up.

"NoNoNo, when we faced that team of Jewish boys, our battle situation was very stalemate. Under the correct command of me, Captain Cooper, we have maintained a dynamic balance between the enemy and us (Actually, I really don't think it is a team of 14 What pride is there in a [-]-year-old boy playing paintball to maintain the balance between the enemy and the enemy) until he, the wicked Howard, shot me in the back after a long-planned plan!"

"You were literally hiding behind a big tree like a neurotic woman screaming 'Grab him, grab him' okay!"

"You don't need to explain your crimes! You are a spy and a traitor in our united team! If I am Jesus, then you are Judas!"

"Okay, okay, let's play them again on Sunday and win it back!" Leonard is indeed the father of this team. . . . . .

"Win it back! If there were only three words, then Normandy would not be landed, the soldiers at Pearl Harbor would celebrate Christmas, and the Trojan horse would never be able to enter the city gate! Leonard, how can you say it so easily!"

"I......."

"This reminds me of it." Shelton suddenly turned to me, "You, Vivienne Zhou, you come from a country that was the first to organize the art of war. Useful too. We can take you into battle!"

"Um...thank you for your compliment, but I..."

"That's it. On Sunday, Captain Cooper will take his soldiers to avenge their revenge!"

"Hey, Petunia, are you free on Sunday, let's go together." I have to drag my back when I die!

"OK" Later I found out that Penny was in a hangover and she said "OK" to anyone who spoke to her

Memories finished

"Now, put on your helmets and hold up your steel guns"

"It's just a crappy plastic gun - sorry Vivienne, no offense meant, 'Made in China' written on the bottom of the gun" Good, Howard, I remember you!

"At this moment, this is your hope, your leaning, your bust, your all, your $%$&* (Klingon). Those jewish boys are here, go for them!"

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"West longitude 140 degrees, north latitude 10 degrees."

"Sheldon, can't you just say the seven o'clock direction?!"

"Well, that kind of statement is too unscientific, and it can't accurately reflect the correct position in the war..." While Sheldon was chattering, I sharply saw a little boy behind him Slowly raised the gun.

"Biu" dealt with the attacker neatly, and patted the silly Sheldon on the shoulder "You're welcome"

"Petunia, how is the battle going?" How many cups of coffee are there? Why is it still bottomless?

"Raj was too excited, tripped himself, got shot by the other side directly, Howard went to save him, and died a heroic death. L Leonard didn't know where to find his glasses. I sorted out the little guys pretty much There's only one left." Petunia finished calmly and took a sip of coffee.

"Is this it?" He raised his gun, "The battle is over"

Petunia and I got up together, and walked down from the hiding point with a good view and stealth.At that moment, I felt like a soldier walking off the battlefield with a steel gun in hand.This is the United States, I just occupied here, my goal is, all!World!boundary! OK, although my comrade-in-arms is an American female soldier, she is still a female soldier. . . . . . . . . . . .

Back at the apartment, Howard and Leonard put Raj on the couch with a sprained ankle, the poor guy was in tears and couldn't make a sound because Penny and I were talking.

"Well, I admit that I underestimated your combat effectiveness." Sheldon said reluctantly, facing Penny and me, "However, it was also under the command of the great Major Cooper that we won the victory." Victory in this battle!"

"Sheldon, when did you become a major?"

"I just commanded and won a war!!"

"It's up to the two of us." Petunia came over and said with her arms around my shoulder.

"That's because I'm good at discovering talents!" OK, you're amazing, I can't beat you.