[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

In fact, as a neighbor, it is very interesting to watch the life of the science quartet every day. For example, Shelton recently declared their apartment a sovereign independent country and gave me an immigration card.Now every time I go to their apartment, I am an "international friend", and Shelton always wears a strange smile that he claims to be enthusiastic but actually is.Sure enough, time travel is right, this is much more interesting than what you see in TV series~~

Compared to my schadenfreude, Leonard is more tragic. The most he said to me now is "Vivian, don't make trouble with Hilton".Now the roommates get along more and more like a husband and wife. During the day, Leonard goes to work, and Sheldon tidies at home; at night, Leonard comes home from get off work, and Sheldon is weaving at home virtuously (囧) .When I told Howard, Raj and eh you about this discovery, they all laughed like crazy. Howard and Raj posted a photo of Lailton's (Leonard + Sheldon) wedding dress on Twitter, It caused crazy forwarding, and a person named "Leslie" replied "Is there anyone who wants a fool? LOL".

Just when we bet on how long Sheldon's independent kingdom would last with a dinner bet, Leonard finally couldn't take it anymore. Although he would definitely not be able to do one-on-one with his roommate, he called in BOSS-level foreign aid.

"What's the situation now?" Poke the soft flesh on Howard's waist, Nima, it's really a lot.I was working on a lesson plan when a little Jewish boy texted me, "Come to Sheldon Kingdom! Right now!"

"Leonard has brought in the top rescuer, sorry honey, it looks like you and Penny are going to treat us to dinner." Howard and Raj laughed a lot.Of course, they have been owed Bian.

"Who is that lady? Sheldon's mother?" Although she has watched TV dramas, she still needs to pretend.

"Ms. Cooper, please allow me to introduce, this is Sheldon and Leonard's new neighbor, Vivian. Vivian, this is Sheldon's mother, Ms. Cooper"

"Hello, Ms. Cooper." I have always been curious about this lady who gave birth to the Great Demon King and can control the Great Demon King 100%. . . . . . . . . .and reverence.

"Oh, another pretty girl. Are you Japanese?"

".......#######I am Chinese."

"Oh, that's good, I was afraid that if you are Japanese, you are not used to cooked food. But your Chinese food is also very strange. There is a Chinese gentleman in our church, and he invited us all to eat at his Chinese restaurant , I have always understood what is the difference between steamed buns, soup dumplings and dumplings?"

"Ah... It's a lot worse, actually"

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Ms. Cooper's dishes are really delicious, which shows that Sheldon's childhood should have been quite happy.

"Sheldon, you mama made dinner, come out to eat." Either Leonard really loves Sheldon, or he has an M physique.Sheldon hid in the room arrogantly and ignored him.

"Don't pay attention to him, he is very stubborn, let's eat by ourselves." Ms. Cooper waved her hand, very calm.

"This...not very good..." The mother cooks for us, and we let her son starve alone. . . . . . . .

"With Shirley, we're going to take it slow, that's been my experience over the years, he'll stay until he's happy, he's always been a weird kid. When Shirley was little, he once got a small nuclear reactor going. , said to provide free electricity to the whole town. But he lacked what you call fissionable things, so he went to the Internet to do it, and the government people came. They were very gentle and told him not to do it. Poor S Shelley , He was extremely disappointed and hid in the room, doing sonic lethal experiments."

"Is it useful?" Petunia asked curiously while holding the plate.

"Oh, that thing can't even scare the neighbor's little teddy away."

"Hahaha" the collective loudness.

"You two are like a cute young couple." Mama Xie pointed at Leonard and Penny, you've got the truth!

"No, no, we're not" the two were already incoherent.

"Did my words make them nervous?" Mother Xie turned to me and asked.

The "obvious" snigger.

"Ms. Cooper, in fact, Vivienne and I are also a lovely couple." Howard, if you don't hit me for three days, are you going to go to the house? ? ! !

"No, no, you're not alike. More alike than the two of you."Shelly's mother pointed her finger at Howard Haraj.

here you go!

"This fruit pie is the best I've ever eaten!" Penny loved the fruit pie in her hand.

"Oh, I have a secret recipe." Mama Xie looked very proud.

"Is it love?"

Here comes the classic lines! ! !

"It's lard".Pfft, I can't wait to bury my head in the plate and laugh so hard.Penny's expression can actually freeze, hahaha.

"Hey, Sheldon, you're here." Howard greeted Shelly who tiptoed out of the room.

"Shhhhhhh, you'll scare him, he's like a deer waiting for him to come close to us."

I'm not saying, Ms. Cooper, if your son is a fawn, you are. . . . . . .

At this moment, Shelly Fawn stopped advancing vigilantly, and then. . .

We quickly lowered our heads and "concentrated" on eating the food on the plate.The alarm was lifted, and the deer started to move forward again, the target, the cooking table.

"This is ridiculous! Sheldon, cheer up!"

The little deer's coordination didn't look very good, and he ran back to the room with a stiff body and hands and feet but still fast.

"Fool Hunter!"

My summary elicited a chorus of approval.

In the end, Sheldon's work problem was solved. He was pressed by his mother to apologize to the dean of the department. Leonard's brows were finally rescued, and they were finally no longer frowning.But Sheldon's enthusiasm for exploring mortal life didn't seem to end there. He even opened up a weekly shopping day. The important task of shopping with him was directly put on me. The reason is that it's the first time shopping anyway. You were the one who brought him there, first time a stranger and second time acquaintance~~~ These bad friends! ! !

"Boom, Vivian, Boom, Vivien, Boom, Vivian"

"Shelley, what's up"

"...don't call me Shelly..."

Closing the door in a gesture, being firmly resisted, tsk tsk tsk, the fitness effect is very good, and the agility and strength have been greatly improved

"Well, Shelly is Shelly. As my potential biographer, I'm going to put you to the test."

"... Shelly, I'm very busy. I have five classes tomorrow, so I don't have time to play with you"

"Five literature classes at community college?"

(blue veins) (blue veins) (blue veins)

"No, you have to do the test. Last time you didn't take me to the warehouse store you got one strike. If you don't do the test today, it's two strikes. Three strikes and you're out."

"I don't care how many times you vibrate!!! Come in! It's so noisy!!!"

"If you were asked to describe the great Dr. Cooper in one sentence, how would you describe it?"

"A talkative megalomaniac?"

"two strikes"

"Okay, okay, the greatest physicist after Einstein, who created a new direction and new ideas for theoretical physics, great mentor and sincere friend."

"Well, I have to say, you are very talented, I really underestimate you, Vivian."

"Thank you for the compliment, can I prepare for my class?"

"Don't worry, there are still many questions."

"What's the biggest difference between Dr. Cooper and every other mediocre scientist you've ever met, like Leonard?"

"Annoying?"

"Well (three times)"

"Always full of inquiry spirit for science, never stop thinking."

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Sheldon has more than 30 silly questions, and this is the result after I cut it.Sending this great god away, I don't even have the strength to turn off the computer.No matter, sleep!