[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

The trip to the gym with the science quartet was really fun, especially watching Sheldon get tossed by the coach, which, in Raj's whispers to Howard, was as much fun as him borrowing sneakers at the bowling alley.Come on, the scene where the big devil is suppressed by force can be seen everywhere. Didn't see Leonard slumped on a chair with one leg raised and insist on watching Sheldon doing soft exercises!You ask why do soft exercises?In fact, I secretly told that handsome coach Xie Er has no flexibility at all.Hehe, I'm doing it for him~~~~~~

When I walked out of the gym, the sky was very blue and the air was very fresh, and the chirping of birds was very pleasant.As for why you can hear the birdsong?Because Sheldon has been trained to be completely speechless.

"I must point out, Vivienne, the gym you recommended is not professional enough. Exercise should be a gradual process, just like my correction of the quantum cycle cannot be concluded by only one equation, my ligaments are also No way! Aww!!"

It's decided, next time I suggest increasing Sheldon's training intensity.

The thinking of a genius is beyond our comprehension, and we still cannot guess the physical state of a genius.I haven't seen each other for a day. Sheldon and Leonard, who were half-supported and half-dragged by us, mainly me and Penny, went upstairs today with a big box in their arms.Wait, this box. . .

"Hey, Leonard, Sheldon, this box" Is the university teacher also going to be fired, then I will do the lesson plan again tonight! !

"Well, today, at the welcome party for our new department head, Sheldon said something that shouldn't be said, so..."

"NoNoNo, Vivian, I'm just telling the truth, he really hasn't done original research in 25 years, and I respect his luck!"

"Sheldon, go and apologize to Dr. Gablehouse, he will definitely let you go back to work." Lei's father frowned to the limit, and raising his son was really tangled.

"How can I apologize, I have done nothing wrong! In fact, I am very satisfied that I can finally live the life of a human being with an average IQ. Vivienne, according to your weekly visits to our house and Penny's house Date, are you resting tomorrow?" Hey, what's going on, why is Sheldon talking to me?

"Yes, I have no class tomorrow."

"Well, I need you to take me to the supermarket (stretch out two fingers on each of the left and right hands and bend them) for shopping, like you usually do."

So I am a human being with average IQ. . . .

"Hey, Sheldon, I'm a university teacher!!"

"You're a community college, lecturer, teaching literature."

Deserves to be fired! !

"Boom, Vivian, Boom, Vivien, Boom, Vivian"

"Good morning, Sheldon!"

"Shall we go shopping, my adrenaline is pumping right now, I think it's what you're talking about."

"Um, we're just going to the supermarket." Take the key and close the door.

"No no no, this is a great thing, I, the genius, Sheldon Cooper who can't be born once in 100 years, is living a mortal life. Vivienne, you should take every minute of this moment Every second, because my biographer might make you recall how you felt 20 years from now. Wait, you're a literature major, maybe we don't have to look far, are you talented enough to be my biographer? Tomorrow I'll give You take a test! It may be the only meaningful thing you do in your life."

"Thanks for the compliment, forget it." If I were to write it, the title would be "Shut Up, Sheldon"

"I know you're excited, but you don't need to belittle yourself, be confident! I'm sure what you've learned from me will make you a lot smarter than other literature idiots."

"Shut up while I'm willing to drive you to the supermarket!!"

"You are so fierce..."

Actually, I didn't want to be cruel to you, really.

"Smart, it's a good choice. This small seat makes me feel very safe." Xiao Xie put on the seat belt with admiration.

"I heard that you have to fasten yourself to the seat when you take the bus..."

Thankfully, the supermarket has finally arrived.

"O mortal life! Hello, mortal!"

"Sheldon! Stop saying hello to everyone you see, that dude looks like he wants to kill you." I quickly pulled Sheldon away.

"This moment is really great!! Vivienne, you don't need to buy so many fruits and vegetables. The amount of vitamins that a person can absorb in a day is limited. You bought so much, but you just bought a bunch of expensive urine raw materials. .”

".......I'm happy"

This noisy shopping finally ended in the noise of writing about children and grandchildren.

Although Sheldon strongly expressed his willingness to go to the big warehouse store with me, but I sternly refused, just kidding, I would definitely choke to death with him, I don’t want to be chased by the salesperson of the store.While expressing regret at not being able to go to the store, Sheldon's life is never short of fun, oddly funny.

"Sheldon, what, what's this weird icon hanging on your apartment door?" It has got to be the ugliest lion I've ever seen in my life!

"Well, let me introduce, now, this apartment is an independent sovereign country, and this, is our national flag. Miss, are your immigration procedures complete? If not, I can deport you!"

"Uh, I should be standing on the high seas right now. I haven't stepped into your country. Besides, what are you wearing!"

"This is a shawl I wove myself. You know, a sovereign state must be self-sufficient to a certain extent. In fact, in order to gain a favorable position in international affairs and for the convenience of diplomacy, I also wove one for you. .”

"And mine?!" Good fabric, consider mopping floors.

"I sent my inaugural statement to your mailbox, and you must send me a congratulatory message!"

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