[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

If you ask me what is obviously better than China in life in the United States, then I will tell you without hesitation - Internet speed!As one of the young people who have been entrapped by the wireless network of the Tianchao University Library for many years, the speed of the Internet in the United States will allow you to instantly erase the axis of evil in your mind and replace it with an Internet paradise~~~~~~~~ ~~~

So, when I found out I was having trouble with my broadband, my first instinct was to rush down the stairs and ring the doorbells of my genius neighbors.

"Boom, Leonard and Sheldon, Boom, Leonard and Sheldon, Boom, Leonard and Sheldon"

I kind of understand why Sheldon likes this way of knocking on the door so much, it is really rhythmic and dynamic.

"Hey, Vivienne" Papa Lei, what kind of tenacity and perseverance should you have to keep you refreshed under Xie Er's harm.Looking in from the top of his head, well, Howard and Raj are there.

"Hello, comrades! That's it. There seems to be some problem with my broadband. Can you check it for me?"

"I'm a Master of Engineering, and my research is working in space for NASA's newest space vehicle. Miss, a little problem with your broadband is easier for me than it is for me to open this door." Howard , you are too close to me.

"Mmm, can you explain what happened when you were caught by this door last time!"

"Also shouted "Mommy""

Well done, Sheldon and Leonard.

"Four smart scientists, when will my broadband be fixed?"

"Smart! Miss, if it's just smart, then I need to subtract 20 points from my IQ test result."

"Sorry, Sheldon"

"Also, what is repair, your broadband is now good, the download rate is 4Mbps, the uplink is 1Mbps, you can realize multimedia applications such as video, and at the same time maintain the basic Web browsing and E-Mail features, fully comply with the FCC's requirements for broadband The definition of the word, it’s just that the download speed is a bit hindered when playing videos and opening some websites. I have to say, Vivienne, your computer partition is not as clean as your closet, you know what I mean. "Frown raised, two fingers pointed at me.I knew it must be a mistake to let Sheldon, an organization freak, see my closet.

"OK, Vivienne, I have re-connected to your broadband, but it seems that your internet speed is still slower than that of Sheldon's because of the blocking of the platform on the fourth floor." Although Howard is a pervert, , but he is still quite good in the professional field.

"It's okay, it's almost enough." I don't need to play large-scale games like them. As a generation whose core is deeply corrupted by Netcom, this Internet speed has already moved me to tears.

"Wait, what if we bypass this apartment building and connect directly to the network center in Pasadena?" Sheldon, it's really not such a hassle, you don't need to use academic rigor Attitude to my broadband ah.

"That's right, speeding up won't be a problem." Howard, don't you usually listen to girls? . .Reason me. . . .Why Raj is also nodding thoughtfully.

"So now, we split into two groups. Howard and Raj go to the laboratory to get the raw materials we need, and Sheldon and I go downstairs to connect our computer to the network center in Pasadena." Leonard, what do you usually do? I don't see you being so big brother! !

"Hey, hey, really don't need to be so troublesome!"

My answer was the sound of rolling footsteps.

Now, the computer in my hand has been installed with many NASA-specific high-end goods that I can't name, which Howard "brought" from the laboratory, in which Sheldon's latest theoretical physics achievements have been practiced.For me. . . . . . . . . . .Its internet speed is really much faster~ Although the process was a bit bumpy, I still have to thank my neighbors!

"Little science geniuses, do you have time tonight? I found a very good restaurant, we can go together. Friendly reminder, Penny will also participate." OK, Leonard's eyes lit up instantly.

"Me and Raj are fine, thank God, finally a reason not to have dinner with my mother." Howard looked excited and on the verge of tears.By the way, Raj, don't you really love Howard, otherwise why are you so in sync with him every time, whether externally or internally?Alright, now that the three little ghosts have been dealt with, only the big devil is left. . . . . . . . .

"NoNoNo, today is Thai food day. Since Vivienne's so-called great restaurant must not be the Thai restaurant we usually eat, sorry, I won't go." Should I be honored that you used sorry, Sheldon

If you ask me what my current goal is, it is not to let a mouse droppings named Xie Er spoil a pot of porridge!

"Is that okay, let's go to that restaurant together, and then I'll help you deliver your usual Thai food there, OK?"

"Why would I go to another restaurant for Thai food?"

"Because we're all going!" Love you, Leonard.

The great thing about eating with a science quartet is that you can watch a play while eating, provided they don't sit at the same table as you.

"Vivian, if you really don't have feelings for me, can you introduce me to someone as beautiful as you? If she doesn't mind me living with my mother?"

"Oh, honey, I don't want to push them into the fire pit." Yay, high-fiving Petunia.

"Sir, what entree do you want, I don't know what you mean by shaking your head." Poor Raj.

"I'm sorry, my friend is deaf and dumb, you can just take the menu and ask him to order." Queen Petunia is mighty, I can't say such blind words.

"Why are we here? I don't know what social etiquette is to eat Thai food in an Italian restaurant. Vivienne, thank you for your hospitality. I want to go back." Sheldon is really tall, sitting Seeing him standing in front of him, his neck hurts a bit.

"You don't have a car, and we won't take you back." Bambi sat down sadly.

"Penny, I found a fitness club down the street from the apartment, and we can go get a card together."

"That's great, I think I need to work out. The four of them need more, I think I can throw Leonard and Howard out with one hand. Raj is the fattest Indian man I have ever seen. "

"Have you ever seen Sheldon bend over, I don't think he can even touch his knee, lol."

"We're not that bad..." Dad Lei said frustratedly, "I often practice in the school gym."

"Three years ago, Leonard. Mmm, I think fitness is really necessary, especially with my brain, I have to keep my body strong until I contribute enough to the progress of mankind, then I have to live At the age of 150, I successfully formed the first planetary fleet and served as the captain. Vivienne, Penny, I want to go to the gym with you."

Vivienne Zhou, why do you want to talk about fitness? . . . .

The final result was that each of the six of us applied for a personal card. During Shelton's questioning of the equipment layout, ventilation, sanitary environment, coach qualifications, etc. of the top chain gyms in the United States.The five of us consciously stayed away from him and pretended not to know him.Just kidding, who wants to be blacklisted by a fitness trainer before they start exercising!

Before I met the science team, I always felt that my physical fitness was not very good.After meeting them, I was surprised to find that, except for the tough P Penny, who ran for four or 10 minutes without panting, my physical strength was actually better than those four men in the physical sense—Leonard just started I hurt my thigh when I was riding a bicycle, and I was hugged by Penny with a flushed face. I don't know whether it was pain or shame; Howard was like a monkey hanging on a tree on the stair machine; Raj Is it rolling on a treadmill? . . .As for the rest. . .

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , my ligament!" Hehe, Sheldon was being watched by the coach.