[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

I like my job very much. In fact, there are some similarities between a literature teacher and a pastor, that is, to purify the soul with words and beliefs.The main content of my explanation today is several representative plays of Shakespeare.In fact, among all Shakespeare's repertoires, I am most interested in "Richard III". To a certain extent, literature is the continuation of history, which in turn can transform history.Like when more than half of the worst and dirtiest words in the English dictionary are used to describe the last king before the end of the Wars of the Roses. Harlequin.

Well, although I have been hit a lot recently, as a disseminator of literature, I am proud, I am proud! ! !At such a moment of positive energy, Sheldon's face receded >

Although I am very proud, when there are big black men with a height of 190+ in your class, grandpas and grandmas who are 65+ years old, and boy papers with strange hairs and sandwiches that are suspected of marijuana, the weak heart must still Will tremble a few times.Wait, that girl listened quite seriously, and. . . .Are you taking notes? !Mmmmm~~~Teacher loves you so much~~

Therefore, MissZhou, who has always been smiling gently and seems calm, has actually opened up a huge brain hole.

After happily exchanging contact information with Annie, the Jewish girl who took notes, I happily headed home, using my new red Smart.In fact, sometimes, the teacher is a kind of person who is easy to satisfy. For me, as long as there is one student's approval for a big class, it is a success.

"Hey Vivi" Penny is always so energetic.

"Hey, Penny, Leonard" Look at those loving little eyes, if Leonard is not interested in Penny, I am willing to take Sheldon's throne today.

"I invited Petunia to our place for dinner, Vivian, please come with me, (momentarily softly), otherwise Petunia will not come." Leonard, you are such a guy who values ​​sex over friends, I bet you will use Free dinner and me were two tricks to lure Penny to your place, wasting all the time I spent that day teaching you teacher skills.

"Okay, I'll put my things down, and I'll be here in 10 minutes." Forget it, you will get kicked by a donkey if you stop someone from falling in love.

As a Chinese, occasional Western food is acceptable, but if it is like this every day, I would rather learn from the lamb to eat fruits and vegetables.It's Thursday, Pizza Day from Sheldon's Cookbook.

"Vivienne's vegetable and fruit salad, is it really okay to only eat this?" Leonard, for the sake of you still caring about me, I reluctantly overturned the previous remarks that value sex over friends.

"Vivian, you are as pure and delicious as a vegetable and fruit salad. This deliciousness can be understood in many ways."

"Shut up, Howard."

"Well, in fact, the stomachs of Easterners and Westerners are somewhat different. Due to the eating habits of thousands of years, they cannot adapt to eating high-calorie Western-style food for a long time. For vegetables, Easterners are used to eating cooked Vivienne, won't eating vegetable and fruit salad really make your stomach upset?" Sheldon, should I praise you for being knowledgeable or scold you for being beaten?

"First, I don't need you to teach me the eating habits of my own country; second, how do you explain Raj's performance in regard to the problem that Easterners are not used to Western food?" Pointing to the pizza, the expression seemed satisfied Indian boys all over the world.

"Mmm, I refuse to answer!" The deflated Sheldon was the most loving.

Today's movie between meals is "Iron Man 2". I wonder why Sheldon doesn't think about the well-known problem that watching TV during meals affects digestion. Maybe it's subjective shielding. . .

"The heroine is so ugly!" This is the common feeling of me and Penny.

"Actually, I have always had a question. Since there are four scientists here, I hope you can answer it for me." I swallowed a slice of tomato and said.

"Well, well, well, you may be mistaken, Vivienne, Howard is just a master just like you, and Leonard is an experimental physicist" The alien creature named Sheldon said and stared With big eyes, he nodded slowly.

Comeon, Leonard, Howard, argue, explain, how come your fighting power is zero when you meet Sheldon? !Well, I admit I want to watch the drama.

"What I want to know is, what is the driving force of Iron Man's flight, as an aircraft, where is its engine and propeller? How does it dissipate heat?? I'm curious. Although I am a liberal arts student, I still think this is a bit strange . ” I’m really amazed that things in American blockbusters are always floating between logical and illogical.

"Mmm, I really underestimated you before, Vivienne, although your understanding of the science in your mouth is no different from that of a primary school student, but you have a lot of ideas, and this is indeed a very interesting question. I take it back You are a female monkey who only knows how to dress up and go shopping like Petunia, do you want to watch The Incredible Hulk with us tomorrow night?"

Petunia, I sympathize with you, but I despise myself even more because I heard me say "Yes."

Back at my apartment, I called my parents in San Francisco.

"Mom, I'm having a great time, I've got a great job, and I've found a bunch of fun friends!"