[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Now the Genius Quad sits on my living room sofa and I'm thankful I bought two single seaters in the sofa set. Ofcourse, Dr. Cooper occupies the seat with perfect ventilation, cool wind in summer and hot wind in winter, talking without turning your head, and watching TV at just the right distance.Although I have watched the TV series, but because the live-action version of Sheldon’s performance of occupying the seat is too scary, I still asked why it must be this seat when Leonard held his forehead, Howard waved his hand, and Raj’s horrified eyes.

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"Phew, I'm finally finished." The four humans in the room looked at each other, and found this line of words in their eyes without accident.

"Um, I don't have a formal self-introduction yet. My name is Vivienne Zhou, a Chinese-American who just moved here from San Francisco."

"Please allow me to say that this kind of introduction is a waste of time. Didn't Howard already tell us the name of the new neighbor upstairs. Oh, Leonard, why kick me. Uh..."

Okay, Leonard finally gags Sheldon with his hand, and the gagged one looks like he's about to pass out.A moment of silence for the clean freaks.

"I moved here because I was going to teach at Pasadena Community College, a literature class teacher."

"Mmm, community college, literature, Excuseme, I want to go home and work on the latest physics problems."

Leonard, I don't mind you covering Sheldon's mouth again, especially with unwashed hands! ! ! ! !

Harmony with neighbors has always been a traditional virtue of Chinese people. Unfortunately, in the recent period of time, it seems that foreigners have a tendency to surpass us in this respect.Vivienne Zhou, promote virtue, start with me!

"Hey, Vivienne!" Sure enough, meeting on the stairs is the rule.

"Hey, Leonard, Sheldon, and... this beautiful lady! Your nail polish is so beautiful!" There is a villain in me who is crying silently, but can't shout when he meets the heroine he likes What happened to her name, and, if I'm not wrong, Penny doesn't seem to like me very much, but we haven't met.

"Ah, really, you like this *red too? The purple on your hand is also very cute! Is your name Vivienne? I'm Petunia P, I live across from Leonard and the others, and I'm free If so, we can play together!"

"It's great, Penny, I just moved here from Los Angeles, and I don't have any female friends of the same age here, we can go shopping, chat and watch movies together." Well, what I said just now must be that I am not liked by the heroine Illusion, Penny is too enthusiastic. . . . . . . . .Really like!

"A boring conversation between boring women, Leonard, why are we still standing here." Oh, the little deer's mouth was almost pursed into a straight line.

"Sheldon!" Leonard, this can't go on like this, frowning every day is definitely the rhythm of forehead wrinkles at the age of 35.

"Oh, by the way, I've slipped invitations into the mailboxes of every household in this building, and I'd like to ask you to come to my house for my move-in party this Saturday night. Are you free? ?” Looking forward to it~

"Saturday night, Mmm, no need to go to the restaurant, I'm fine." Penny, I have a hunch we're going to be BFFs.

"I'm fine with Sheldon. I'll call Howard and Raj. They'll be there, right?"

"Enen, it's interesting when there are many people!" Without the pair of fake gay friends, there would be no jokes.

"Do you need to change clothes to participate in the party?" Sheldon, your gaze is too lethal, don't look at me so expectantly, I might really agree if I soften my heart.

"It's just a normal party. . . . drag or something. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."

"Party without drag, it's so much fun, Vivienne, do you really know what party means in America, or is the theme of your party called Boring?"

"Sheldon, I taught you social etiquette!"

"Three grams of oil, we will definitely be there on time,"

Oops

This is the expression I still maintain 1 minute after they left.

(Dividing line, dividing line, if Xie Er was my roommate, I would definitely throw him out of the window sill, dividing line dividing line)

Cold basin, OK, hot food, OK, dessert, OK, fruit, OK, drink, OK, small balloon, OK

"Weiwei, give me the tape, this decoration is not sticking very well." In fact, Penny is quite virtuous except that she doesn't know how to cook in the whole room and is too lazy to do laundry.

"Do you think I have prepared enough dishes? Is there anyone who is not used to Chinese food?"

"Honey, believe me, as long as we stand here, they will be satisfied. Seriously, you can consider opening the neckline a little bit, um, it's very interesting~~"

"Penny! Just say it, don't touch it!!" Someone, drag this female hooligan away!

"Boom, Vivian, Boom Vivien, Boom, Vivian"

"Come in! Sheldon, do you see this thing? It's called the doorbell."

"Of course I know the doorbell at this time, are you doubting my IQ with your M.A. brain?"

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, which is not good or bad.He's an alien, and I need hospitality. . . . . . . .Fuck your hospitality, I still want to beat him to death!

"Oh, dear Vivienne, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are even more mysterious and beautiful with oriental charm. Stay away from me, Raj! Of course I know that India is also in the east!" Although I am very sorry for the uncle who will appear in the future Nadette, but I still want to say, stay together.

"Well, Vivienne, Penny, the room is very cute." Leonard is really a good man, tears streaming down his face.

"Uh, Raj, I don't know what you're trying to say even if you're secretly staring at me." Come on, shake your head in typical frustration!

"Oh, Chinese food, Leonard, you are very prescient and stopped me from ordering takeout, today is Chinese food day. Vivienne!"

"To!"

“Black rice is not white rice”

"Yes"

"Orange peel, not orange peel"

"Yes. Sheldon, I am Chinese"

Looking suspiciously from head to toe, he turned his head.Phew, it's over.Strange why I'm nervous. . . . . . . . .

"Low Sodium Soy Sauce"

"This bottle, in fact, you can try this one. It was recommended by my mother. It is a new product made in China, and its freshness has been greatly improved."

Raised eyebrows "No"

Kill you!

The neighbors in this building are really nice, enthusiastic, lively, and sincere. The chocolate muffins brought by the fierce-looking mother-in-law on the second floor are surprisingly delicious.Everyone loves my Chinese food, and the clean empty plates are the proof. . . . . .From my neighbors, I learned which nearby coffee shop has the best coffee, which supermarket has the best stock, and that corner barber shop has a top-notch hairstylist.Overall, the party was perfect, I'm such a sweet girl (...), except

"Well, sure enough, there are only two beauties, Penny and Vivienne, in this building." He rubbed his chin wretchedly.

"Vivienne, we all come from the east. Although you are Chinese and I am Indian, my parents will definitely be more satisfied with you than American girls. My major is celestial movement research, oh, your eyes It's the most beautiful star I've ever seen. The first time I saw you, **** God favored me (forgive me, I didn't catch it), that's the Indian god of love, riding a big parrot... "I actually like Cupid better because that arrow has a 1% chance of killing you.Who the hell made Raj drink alcohol?

"Well, Raj is like this after drinking, sorry, Vivienne." Leonard's father is really hard.

"I'm going home, the small talk here is really boring."

No need to guess, it was Sheldon who spoke decisively just now.