[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

My name is Zhou Chen, and my English name is Vivienne. My life has just been turned upside down.

What does it mean to wake up from a revolutionary descendant with red roots and become a banana man with white inside and yellow outside?Looking at the exact same face in the mirror, I thought painfully whether to pretend to be dizzy or to pretend to be dizzy.There was a knock on the door in due course.What should I do, what should I explain if I am recognized?Do Chinese Americans believe in the resurrection of the dead?Ah bah, this is my body, and I am not dead!This window looks just right, not too big or too small, and the escape is safe and reliable.Oh also, there is a lawn under the window sill!awesome! ...

"Baby, if you want to sleep, eat breakfast before going to bed, otherwise it will be bad for your stomach."

Well, there is no need to run for your life, my mother also wore it.

Sure enough, Mocha is the kingly way to save souls!I think I should go to the United States immediately to see if I can connect to Du Niang. Only Baidu can tell me whether this situation is called time travel. 1 minute ago, dear dad appeared at the dining table holding a large book, which was his latest novel.One more thing, I really want to know if the name of that novel is called "Yongle Dadian". . . . . .At that time, my mother was calling my grandmother, and the person on the other end of the line lived in another community not far away.Forgot to mention, we are now in San Francisco, California, USA.When I heard grandma's English mixed with Chinese, standard, and with a little bit of a British accent coming out of the hands-free phone, I directly sprayed the coffee on the white tablecloth, which caused my mother to complain. Skim.To sum up, the only difference before and after this crossing is that my entire life circle has been transferred from China to the United States. For a second, I suspected that my life in the first 26 years was a big dream, and then my head hurt. .Merlin's toes, I really didn't sleep too much.

If this is the case in every crossing, then most of Jin Jiang's novels will cut off the first three chapters, without amnesia, cheating, vicious female supporting role, and affectionate fourth brother.Saori, it's a little messed up.I stared at the offer letter in front of me. "Pasadena Community College Literature Class Instructor". . . . . . . . . . . . .Love this time travel! ! !As soon as you wake up, the stage of job hunting is over, college teacher!Please ignore the lecturers, ignore the community colleges.It must be a good character. Is there any gift God gave me!Omg this is the cutest time travel ever! ! !

Sure enough, there are a lot of stars in California. I just saw the actor who played Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory on the street. What's his name?forgotten. .Anyway, the whole world remembers Xie Er.By the way, why didn't anyone in Jinjiang overthrow him?Don't tell me it's difficult!Even humans and animals have been conquered by technology, not to mention the delicate and soft Dr. Cooper.Oh, what a pity, I rushed to ask for an autograph and a group photo if I knew it earlier, I like watching "The Big Bang Theory" while eating!The rice is very fragrant and woody!I don't know if this TV series can be made faster after arriving in the United States.What?Have you traveled through the TV series before?Hmph, did you think I'd tell you that I've been watching "Modern Family" for the past two days?And what is that thin, tall figure I just saw?The leading actors have appeared, so are you afraid that the drama will not be updated?

Just thinking about it all the way, I successfully found the apartment that my father's friend contacted for me.I heard that in order to find it, Uncle Li took a lot of effort.No way, who made my father really worried that I lived alone outside.Feeling again, this travel only changed the place of life.The location should be good, commuting should be convenient, neighbors should be well communicated, and supporting facilities should be complete.the most important is!Safety! !Thanks to the almighty Uncle Li, I really found such a perfect apartment, and the rent is also very suitable.Why don't you hold a check-in party tomorrow night, invite your neighbors to have a real Chinese meal, and ask them to sign for a courier when you have something to do in the future. . . . . .

"This beautiful lady, please allow me to help you with the things in your hand. $#%$#$%^^$#*(&%$#%&*(*&^%$"

"?????" Why does this person look so familiar?And the Indian guy next to him, and the little guy with the weird haircut, and more. . . . . . .

"You must have never heard anyone say in Russian that your eyes are so beautiful. Are you a new resident on the fourth floor? My name is Howard Worowitz, you can call me Howard, come on, Raj! Who Said she had to be yours because she was Asian!"

OK, I'm sure there is no such show as "The Big Bang Theory" online.