[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Vivian, the powder on Howard's face is covered with tears, Raj can't handle it!"

"Vivienne, come and see if the bouquet looks right, I always feel that the florist sent the wrong one."

"Vivian, where did Sheldon go? The ring is still in his place!"

"Vivian, Howard's mother and Bernadette's father are going to fight!"

"Vivian..."

"Vivian..."

I don't know how it happened, but I don't know when, I have become the master of Howard and Bernadette's wedding.From comforting the groom who is particularly excited before the wedding, to dealing with the wedding dress whose breasts are bursting, the most difficult thing is to gag the two parents with burgers and football games respectively.Penny couldn't be tired with her big belly, so I basically let me do all the things before and after the run.I am flattered to undertake such an important task at once.In particular, Mrs. Worowitz squeezed my hand and patted my shoulder and praised me as a good friend of my son and daughter-in-law.When she began to review the beautiful friendship between Chinese and Jews, I could only move my back in a small range while adjusting my severely injured muscles, and silently checking whether my internal strength was damaged...

It's also pretty hard.

Oh, by the way, there is another highlight of today's wedding, except that the wedding venue is not in a church, and the couple did not invite a pastor.In fact, today's witnesses are their best friends, the five of us.

How about it, great idea, right? !

I won't tell you that Sheldon was the first of us to get a pastor's card...

It is actually quite simple to get a priest qualification certificate online. After all, Penny with a big belly also got it. You can see that this matter is completely a formality.More difficult is Raj.In his words, the afterglow of the British Empire did not make the Indian people led by Gandhi abandon Kama (the Indian god of love). In the money and impetuous prosperity of the United States, he never forgot his blood and his own. motherland.Regardless of his achievements, he was still the little boy who ran out of the slums of Bombay (slums you big head, you don't write a draft when you lie).It is really difficult to make a choice between friendship and faith for this quiet and beautiful man.At that moment, the sunshine of California hit half of his face bright and half dark, full of religious abstinence.

I'm really embarrassed to mention that at this noon you also killed a New Yorker steak the size of Howard's waist, and then told us through Howard that this restaurant is delicious, but the portion is too small... Please, I You and Sheldon can barely eat a portion, okay...

For this matter, the poor Indian boy did not think about food and drink for several days.Of course, Raj's not thinking about food and drink is not the same as what we generally understand.The so-called not thinking about food and drink, when applied to Raj, means not thinking about the heat in it.Although I am embarrassed to call my male friend a "sissy", but a boy drinks beer and buys special low-calorie ones. Basically, our friendship has also come to an end.

But Raj wasn't like that in those days.I used to think that having a friend who can eat can effectively eliminate my guilt when eating delicious food—after all, you just opened your stomach, and the person on the other side says she is full, isn't it annoying?But Confucius told us that too much is too much.Watching someone finish off an entire pizza in front of you with a cone, a milkshake, two muffins, and an hour later ordering spaghetti to help digestion is also quite a scary thing.Penny said that Raj's stomach will definitely be able to accommodate the three members of the Worowitz family in the future.

After a few days of tossing around like this, Raj decided to discuss with his parents about whether he could get a priest's certificate and only use it to witness the marriage of his best friend.Of course, friends had to stand behind him and support him, but out of the reach of the computer cameras, because it was a private call between him and his parents...

What kind of logic is this...

When the video was connected, Dr. Kusapari's house happened to be holding a family reunion.When Mrs. Kusapari, who was hanging half of my own weight of gold and silver jewelry, appeared, I silently decided that from now on, I would not carry a wallet as long as I went out with Raj.

"Mom and Dad, I want to discuss something with you." With Penny and I around, Raj drank some wine, and then his accent became more and more annoying.

The couple on the opposite side showed an expression of "Speak quickly and fart, I (mother) is very busy".

"Howard and Bernadette are getting married."

The two who were still impatient just now changed their expressions instantly, and looked at each other: "Son, this will not be your last call in this world... Don't be overwhelmed! Dad will buy you a plane right away! "

"Pfft" Don't look at me, I didn't laugh on purpose.

"...What are you thinking! I said that I am just an urban handsome boy, and my sexuality is fine!!"

Except for Raj, who made a loud distinction, everyone on both sides of the screen showed "what the hell is this?" expressions.

"Son, you also recommended us to watch "My Best Friend's Wedding" last week, saying that this drama moved you more than that time when you ate the mutton that Xiao Kunao accidentally poured into a whole pot of curry. Even more powerful." Madam Kusapari said innocently, she wanted to let go, but she failed because of the carat of the ring and the gold weight of the bracelet.

"Anyway, I want to ask you if there is any problem if I get a priest's certificate in order to marry them." Now it's Raj who put on the expression of "I'm too lazy to tell you more".

"No, no, Almighty God doesn't care about these things. Besides, this is not a problem at all compared to me having a son who likes men." Dr. Kusapari said heartily while laughing heartily, Then he was poked by his wife with a dark face.

"Raj, Mom, Dad, and relatives want to entertain you. Take care of yourself. Howard, Bernadette, I wish you a happy wedding!" Mrs. Kusapari finally raised her hand and waved.

"Dr. Kusapari, we don't mind if you give us an airplane as a wedding gift!" Howard shouted, leaning in front of the screen.

The computer immediately went dark, and the video connection was cut from India, which probably means "you are dreaming".

Memories are over.

Anyone who has watched American dramas will more or less look forward to the rooftops of the protagonists' apartments.I've been up on the roof a few times since moving into my current apartment—mostly being dragged up to find stars whose names I can't even pronounce.Well, I admit that a few times later, I chased Sheldon with Howard with a poker and dirty socks, and the molesting time ended with the expression of grief and anger on his face that he was about to jump off.

Howard probably never imagined that he would usher in one of the most important moments in his life in this main battlefield that teased Sheldon.After many days of work and hard work by all, the roof is beautiful enough to be accepted by Google Earth in the form of a wedding.Huge flower arches, guest chairs covered with white ribbons, and a long red carpet seem to lead Bernie's life to another happier stage. A girl in a pink bridesmaid dress is excitedly tugging at another Playing with selfies.

Those two are Amy and Penny.

"Vivienne, hurry up and come with us!" I just finished confirming the guest list and location, and I was dragged over by Amy who was already flushed with high, "Look here, look here, 123!"

Amy is definitely a true friend, after all, few people take pictures of other people's faces so small and their own girls so big.

"Vivienne, how's Bernadette going?" Amy posted the photo on the Twitter topic of "good sister Bernadette got married" which was obviously created by herself.

"Everything is ok. The stylist is styling her hair, and her mother is with her. You won't believe me when I tell you, but Howard is super handsome today." Clothes, "Amy, you can sit next to Penny for a while, you will have to stand for a long time during the ceremony."

Strange, wouldn't Leonard usually wish to guard his Petunia dear and the dear in her belly 24 hours a day, why is there no shadow today?With that in mind I walked downstairs to see if the boys were in the apartment.

"Um... did I bother you?"

When I opened the door, I felt that I must have entered another new dimension—Sheldon knelt down on one knee with a bouquet of flowers, and looked at Raj who was also serious in front of him with a serious (embarrassing) face. The two looked at each other affectionately.The groom-to-be and Leonard on both sides of them pointed their fingers as a guide, and looked thoughtful.

"Vivienne!" Four surprised voices came out, Raj looked desperate (he also yelled just now?!), and there was a look on his face that Sheldon wanted to get up from the ground because Uncoordinated hands and feet or kneeling for too long, the first time he fell to the ground, he climbed up while holding onto the sofa wall.The moment he stood up, Sheldon quickly threw out the flowers in his hand, pretending nothing happened.

But honey, are you sure you're throwing in the right direction?Shouldn't you hide it, why did you throw it in front of me... Even Howard couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and turned around with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly at it.

"No, no, nothing." Leonard walked over quickly, picked up the bouquet and threw it back to Howard, "Sheldon is very careful, let Raj see if there is any problem with the flowers?"

I think I was a little confused by them: "Is there a problem with the flowers?"

"No" Howard answered very quickly, "no problem."

"oh".I nodded and closed the door.

Sheldon to help check the bouquet? ?Is the sun out in the west? !