[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Watching Bernadette slowly walk down the red carpet, my first reaction was relief, and my second reaction was mixed feelings and want to cry.Penny said that this is the mood of most parents when their children get married, especially for the parents of the man.I looked at Howard, whose neck was twitching and twitching, obviously hiding his nervousness. With this movement, he was more like a giant baby. Then I used my 1.5 eyesight after wearing invisibility to look at howard, who was sitting at the table of relatives and friends, and one person occupied three seats. Mrs. Worowitz wiping her tears with the cupcake shell of the wedding——I think this imagination is a bit unrealistic. Considering that she has been pregnant for three years, I forgive Petunia for being foolish in terms of IQ. *.

This wedding held on the roof and devoted to live broadcasting around the world, according to the meaning of the bride and groom, is simple (fun) simple (laughing) warm (funny) sweet (forceful) wind.As Bernadette's father led the bride down the aisle, the music played was the "Bernadette Song" that Howard played at Bernadette's graduation.In the singing of "Bernadette, Bernadette" in the audience, the father holding his daughter's hand slowly couldn't control the pretended cold expression on his face. The anxious eyes gradually softened.On a red carpet that was not long, Bernadette's father kept looking back at his petite daughter, stroking the back of her hand with his fingers against the clock, as if seizing the last moment, but there was a smile on his face from time to time.Bernadette is very beautiful in her wedding dress. The pure white color and flower decoration make her look like an angel.She held her father's hand tightly, but her eyes were fixed on the man who also looked like a little angel at the end of the red carpet.

So it is said that girls are extroverted, and the water thrown by the married daughter.

The short red carpet was soon over, and Bernadette's hand was handed over to Howard, who was looking forward to it. The two sweethearts looked at each other happily, and the BGM that came with it was a little heart flapping its wings There was a sound of flying, and then all the hearts circled around the couple hand in hand.You ask me if I am dazzled?No, I got these loves from Amy's eyes.Standing awkwardly in the center of sight, the father of the bride finally finds himself as if he were a light bulb.He touched his nose, and returned to his seat in the audience area under the greeting of his wife, leaving the stage to the lovely couple.

The sound of the music at the scene gradually became lighter, and gradually turned silent.The guests also came out from the state of excitement just now, as if they were waiting for the start of a sacred ceremony.Howard and Bernadette turned to us with a smile, and we couldn't help smiling, too, with their happy little faces.Suddenly, I felt that my hand was touched by someone, and then, a white, bony hand with foul-looking fingers crashed into my slightly open palm like a little rabbit that ran astray. No, that hand slowly opened, and then gradually wrapped around my hand.

"Penny let me pull yours"!The owner of the hand immediately turned his face to Penny who was holding Leonard and Raj. The person named had a look of resentment, wishing to come over and shave Sheldon's head.

Oh oh, I almost forgot, according to the original design, we should walk up hand in hand with love to witness the marriage of this lovely pair of friends.

"Thanks, Sheldon!!" Although he drank a little wine today, due to the presence of so many guests, Raj could only slightly wave his hands at us. It's sweat.I can see Sheldon's face changing like a neon light in disgust and panic without turning my head, and as the hand approaches, he is already sneaking closer.

"Sheldon, take it easy, you're about to squeeze me down." Wow, this aggrieved and frightened expression is so cute, "Raj, if you don't wipe off the sweat from your hands, even if Howard can't get married, Sheldon won't." will take you."

Raj froze for a moment, raised his hand in front of him in a daze, looked at it, and then sniffed at the tip of his nose.In the end, he took out a tissue, quickly rubbed it on his hand a few times, and stretched out his hand to Sheldon again with a blank expression (with some grievances).

"Mmm——" Sheldon leaned forward and looked at Raj's outstretched hands with critical eyes. Both hands held mine tightly, as if afraid that the brown evil hand would soon Reaching out to him and taking this difficult princess away to annoy Shenlong.

"Pay attention to the time, Xie Li." On this kind of great day, I thought about it and swallowed the words "almost got it".

With a serious face, Sheldon finally finished studying Raj's last pore, and was about to reach out.But before that, he still took out a small bottle of hand sanitizer from some corner of his suit, carefully painted his hands, then squeezed a little on Raj's hands, staring at him with aggrieved eyes Qu's finished

Don't be like this, she is also a celebrity in another continent

After finally holding hands, the five of us slowly walked in front of the couple, and under the witness of relatives and friends, we asked that sentence that we felt sacred and happy no matter how many times we heard it.

"Mr. Howard Worowitz, would you marry Bernadette Marian Roskowski, live with her according to the teachings of the Bible, be one with her before God, love her, comfort her her, respect her, protect her like you love yourself. whether she is sick or healthy, rich or poor, always be true to her until the end of the world"

During the rehearsal, the five of us couldn't finish the sentence at the same time. Either Raj's accent made everyone laugh, or Sheldon rolled his eyes and made a "puff puff" sound while talking. Petunia glared at her and said "I'm sorry, Mom" ​​reflexively, with a strangely awkward smile on the way.But this time, we finished the above sentence at the same time, no one laughed, no one made any strange noises.Raj's accent didn't even make anyone laugh.I think the muscles in my face are sore from the smile on my face, but I don't want to let go of the smile at all.I believe everyone thinks so.

"Yes, I would. &*%￥#%&" Howard cast an affectionate glance at his bride.

"Howard, you promised not to speak Klingon at this time!" Of course, at this time, the bride's reproach is also sweet.

"Oh, my little Huazi, what did you say, I can't hear you!" A high-pitched and loud (male but not female) cry came from the auditorium.Come on, obviously everyone else heard it

"Come closer if you can't hear me! Our place is so sweet and warm, don't make trouble!!" Bernadette, who was still in the state of a sweetheart just now, turned into a shrew in a second, and directed at the voice like a bitten lion cub When the direction shouted, "Okay, friends, let's continue~"

God bless, Google Earth should not be able to record sound

"Miss Bernadette Marianne Roskowski, would you marry Howard Worowitz, live with him according to the teachings of the Bible, be one with him before God, love him, comfort him him, respect him, protect him as you love yourself. whether he is sick or healthy, rich or poor, always be true to him till the end of this world"

"Yes, I would." Bernadette in the sweetheart state completely ignored the priests and only looked at her husband affectionately.

"According to the authority given to us by the holy scriptures, I declare you husband and wife. What God has joined together, no man shall separate. Now, the groom may kiss your bride!" Laughing and four of my best friends as our best friends The wedding vows are done.Howard and Bernadette exchanged a sweet kiss as the crowd cheered.

"Oh (three times)~~" Well, this isn't some girl moaning out of emotion, it's Raj.

Howard picked up the microphone, took the bride's hand, and took a step forward.

"Dear family and friends, thank you very much for coming to my wedding with Bernie. Of course, you should also feel honored, after all, I will soon go to space. Children present, you can be proud of your The partners said, you participated in the wedding ceremony of an astronaut and a hero." Howard proudly puffed out his chest, but the audience burst into laughter as if they heard some joke, "Well, today, I want to thank Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Roskowski for raising the love of my life. Thank you to my mother for raising me alone and becoming a person I can be proud of. I also want to say a special Thanks to my best friends." With that, Howard turned to us, eyes glowing red.

"Sheldon, even though you're a freak, and though I'm always complaining about your paranoia and vexation, you've always been my buddy. Even though you're from some planet we don't know, you've Slowly turning into a cute alien." Sheldon tilted his head, then showed a :) expression, and happily said "Thank you for the compliment".

"Vivian, my best girl friend. Don't stare at me dear, Bernie, you know I only love you." Of course Bernie didn't stare at him, because they were both smiling and looking at me, which baffled me The urge to cry, it's annoying, "When we first met, I was a nasty unloved wretch, but looking into your eyes, I knew I probably met the best Confidante. Well, or as you say, best friend. You must be the godmother of my first child in the future, and we have an appointment! Petunia, you don’t have to fight with us, we’ll talk it out first, it’s none of your business Alright!" The bride and groom clapped their hands happily, while Petunia pinched her brows and took several deep breaths.Foul you guys.

Although I was amused by the shamelessness of this couple, I couldn't help myself and walked forward like hands and feet, and hugged the couple.

"Leonard, man, quickly propose to Petunia and get married. When she gives birth to the one in her womb, do you want another man to take your child! Do you have to fight for your own happiness to understand!!" Leonard said Blushing, he looked at Petunia in a stuttering voice.

"Penny, thank you for bringing Bernie into my world, even though you made up your mind to let her leave your world." We all lowered our heads and snickered, "Although Leonard is short It's boring, but he is really a good man, and more importantly, he loves you more than you think! If you feel unbalanced, just think about Vivian." What do you mean by hello?

"Raj, my best bro! Say nothing, Cook and Spock are just us!"

"Ahem" I was really choked, looking at the two who were still choking on words—please, it's really good to describe myself and my best buddy as a cosmic couple who show affection and blindness when they get married Is it

Legend has it that the person who receives the bridal bouquet at a wedding will be the next bride. Calculating the time, I think the person who received the bouquet today should be excited to occupy the terrain. Positive Amy.

"Bang! Aw!!" The sound of being hit appeared in my ears. WTF! !Covering his head with one hand and holding a bouquet of flowers in the other is actually

Sheldon? ! !

Isn't this only unmarried "female" youths! !

"Vivienne Zhou, will you marry me?" The audience fell silent, followed by whistles and cheers.I suddenly remembered Sheldon's nervous expression when I saw him kneeling in front of Howard, and Penny's strange smile.It turned out that it had been premeditated for a long time, but it was actually tricked.

"Promise him, promise him!" The bride and groom led the audience to shout.Looking at the man in front of him whose hands and feet were already stiff and whose eyes were obviously disturbed.In this world, is there anything that cannot be tried?