[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Since the wedding has to be advanced, a lot of things have to be done again.A "Wedding Squad" was silently formed among us, and Raj strongly demanded that he be given a number according to the troop establishment—don't be surprised, he just borrowed the disc of "War Horse" recently, and Dou Sen in military uniform It is an honor to be the latest "urban handsome boy" template in his mind.Raj, I didn't say that even if you wear the same style as someone else's, it's still a buyer's show, okay?It looks exactly like the security guard at the door.Let’s take a step back and say, even if you really organize our small team into an organization, five or six high school students in the military training of the Celestial Dynasty can wipe out our team in minutes, okay...

Besides, the one with the most combat effectiveness is inconvenient to hold his stomach up.It's really not that I look down on ourselves...,

"The hotel is definitely not available at such a short time, Hua Tsai, where should we choose the location?" The little Bernadette looked at her equally small husband very melancholy, even her chest shrunk in melancholy. a little bit.

"What's so good about the hotel. I have a cooler decision." Howard's whole body was blingbling with the light of "I'm very witty, hurry up and praise me", "We can find a place that Google Earth can photograph, and then the world Everyone in the world will see us. We will be like jay-z and beyoncé!"

Penny showed an expression of "what the hell is this metaphor", probably for the sake of accumulating virtue for the next generation. Leonard, who was on standby, immediately brought a glass of water and patted him on the back a few times.

Tsk, I'm actually a little envious.

"I really don't know what your thinking is. Didn't the leak of information and the exposure of the Snowden incident give you a little sense of crisis in your head?" Sheldon sat on the special seat and pressed the TV remote control, seemingly He looked in a good mood, "Shortly after your wedding, there will be a malicious person, let's call him Klingon One. He will find your house based on the location, and with a PS The photo taken at your wedding fooled the apartment manager. In 10 minutes, your passbook, credit card, mobile phone, and computer are all gone.”

"Thank you Sheldon, next time my apartment is burglarized, I know who to call." Howard replied angrily, his tone full of condemnation of "do you have any insight".But this is Sheldon, if he fully learns to wink, he will really be just an ordinary earth creature.

Regarding the early wedding of Howard and Bernadette, most of my friends expressed their understanding—being invited by NASA to go to space is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime blessing, poor Worowitz After the wife has spent most of her life of ups and downs and ups and downs, her son is so proud that he is so successful.Although Mrs. Worowitz doesn't think so at all, she thinks the truth of the matter is that after the little girl who cummed her son with a vow, there must be another little bitch from nasa who smashed her little sweetheart Lied to space, but she absolutely!No!allow!May!The grieving mother wanted to use a hunger strike to protest, but her decayed and stale stomach could not keep up with her firm will.

An hour later, Mrs. Worowitz, who had digested a deluxe version of surf and turf pizza with double cheese, remembered a classic proverb from the East: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.Suddenly, she found that she still had an excellent ally, that little girl who was about to snatch Hua Zai's sweetheart away.But when she wanted to fight against Bernadette, she found that that unsteady little girl had been killed!Policy!opposite!La!

Mrs. Worowitz, who has both rich experience in life, keenly feels that the situation is over.At this time, she didn't know whether she should be proud of her son's charm and his ability to tame his wife (it's the other way around), or be sad because her son was too big for her mother.After killing another tube of grilled chicken wings in grief and anger, she suddenly realized that since God gave Andy wings, she should try to support him and let him fly!

In order to tell her son this decision that reveals strong family affection and strong maternal love, Mrs. Worowitz climbed four floors on foot, and finally sat safely on the sofa with the support of her son and his friends.In fact, it is not completely safe.The last time he sat down, Leonard couldn't hold on, and the result was that the buttocks of the person being supported landed on the sofa against Raj's face.The poor Indian boy almost cried from fright, then rushed into the bathroom and used up half a bottle of Leonard's facial cleanser, but when he came out, he had a weird smile in happiness.I really don't want to know what's going on in his head...

Sheldon needs to be praised.On that memorable day, Mrs. Worowitz sat on the sofa exactly where Sheldon was supposed to be.In this regard, although the tears were already rolling in the poor little deer's eyes, he still held back and swallowed them silently, very manly.Although afterwards he said that it was all because he remembered the teachings I had taught him to respect the old and love the young, and asked me to increase the number of times I accompanied him to comic book stores, movie theaters, and little train toy stores.

Well... After all, there is progress, isn't it...

Although Mrs. Worowitz finally surrendered, it is clear that the flames of revolution are still alive, because another hero has stood up!She is, Amy Phila Fowler!Apparently, Howard and Bernadette's early wedding shattered the originally happy bride-to-be's fantasy of having the sweetest day of her life with her best friend.

Although it is cruel, I still want to add a sentence here-Amy, Bernadette and you booked the same hotel on the same day, which is completely the product of your crying, making troubles, hanging yourself, and endless chattering and stalking.And for your mutual friends, is it really tiring to go to two churches in one day and switch to two shows in one night... More importantly, although you are looking forward to it, Bernie's original words are: "There is no need to talk to Ai. Marrying together is the only good thing about Howard going to that damn space!"

But Amy didn't know all of this.In order to let her love and friendship shine on the same day, she decided to fight to the end!

Seeing that the rescheduling of Bernadette’s best friend’s wedding is irreversible, Amy thinks it’s more reliable to save the country with a curve—isn’t it just the date of remarriage, and it’s okay to change it with you.That's right, if my friendship is measured in volume, it is enough to be willful enough!

Soft persimmons are delicious and easier to pinch, and the persimmons from home are so soft to the touch.But what I didn't expect was that Stuart actually got tough on this issue.

"No!" Boss Bloom was quite strong on this issue, and with good reasons, "Is the wedding held for you to marry me or to marry Bernadette?! Don't think about anything else, listen to me !"

Amy choked on a rare occasion.It's not because I can't refute it. For example, "Although I am married to you, you are not as important as Bernie" is a very good answer.But at that very moment on that day, Amy suddenly discovered another side of her fiancé, a side that she never showed to anyone but fascinated her.When she appeared in front of us holding Stewart on her arm, she expressed her regret that she couldn't marry Bernie together with everyone whose jaws were about to drop. It's the same, but the big husband is the biggest. For the happiness of the future life, I can only feel sorry for my best friend. I believe Bernadette will understand.

I always knew that Bernie was a ruthless character, but I really didn't know that her acting skills were also at the actress level.She obviously wanted to laugh so much that she put her mouth behind her head, but she insisted on distorting her face into a "I'm sorry too" look.Bernadette, who stepped on double high heels and had to tiptoe to reach Amy, patted her on the shoulder, and said in a tone like the Virgin Mary, "I understand Amy, bless you!"

Amy, who has a high IQ but is completely scumbag in terms of life experience and communication skills, was stunned for a moment. Five seconds later, a tearful Dr. Fowler was freshly released, with her shoulders shrunk and her shoulders shaking. Shaking, like an adult Samoyed flirting with a Chihuahua.The picture is very cute, but it doesn't look like a three-dimensional product.

So things settled down.

Howard and Bernadette's wedding was brought up the day before the groom's report to space, on the roof of their best friends' apartment.Although Shelton kept snorting the whole time and turned his head coldly every time the unbearable Howard asked him for advice.In desperation, I could only pull the overage children into the room.

"Tell me, what happened to you on the roof?"

"The leak of information, Snowden..." Sheldon poked his neck, with an expression of "I'm for your own good, stupid human beings".

"Come on! I know how much you love Google Earth!" I tried to remember my mother's expression and tone of voice when I was a child, coaxing me to tell me how the chocolate at home disappeared overnight, "What's wrong with you on the roof? The known story was not told to me."

Sheldon tilted his head, as if his brain was working fast.

"Shelley, your friends' happiness is at stake. They want everyone to enjoy their wedding."

"But I don't care." A person whose eyes are on the sky and not on the conversation—a typical expression that doesn't match his heart.

"Sheldon Cooper!"

"I'm sorry." The obedient baby who quickly transformed into an admitted mistake, "The roof has not been disinfected and cleaned regularly by professionals, and there may be discarded socks in every corner!"

Oh yes I almost forgot.In Sheldon's world, Dirty Socks is a Superman-like being kidnapped by Doctor Octopus with the Joker.

"Leonard, Raj, please help Sheldon make sure that there are no dirty socks on the roof?" The moment the door was opened, the friends who were lying on the door like geckos almost fell to the floor, and Penny had the foresight to Standing aside all the time, "Bride-to-be, Sheldon said he liked your wedding venue very much. Really!"