[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

The only thing that the time travel master taught me should be not to be surprised, but at this moment, I still feel that the way I open the door is wrong.

What the hell is "Congratulations on your first night"? !Also, how did you guys come up with a banner between the early hours of the morning and [-]:[-] am...  

"Why put Vivienne's name in front of me. Although our country has been advocating equality between men and women, we all know that this is a lie. Besides, I am the leader in this relationship!" Behind the sudden A fluffy head popped out, and the hot exhaled air hit my ears, which made me feel a little uncomfortable, but I couldn't help but thank you for the one, two, three, four, five pairs of eyes on the other side who wanted to rush up and take a look at me. Leighton took a step towards him.I said, it’s not surprising that Petunia with a big belly and Leonard, who looks like a little maid, appeared here. Howard ran down to understand it, and by the way, he called his good friend Raj to explain it.Bernadette, aren't you arguing with your husband?Just for a little gossip, you don't even want your dignity, my dear......

Wait, Sheldon, did you just say you were the dominant force in the relationship?This kind of lovely innocence really should be well protected hahaha.

"Oh, Sheldon." Howard, who was sitting on the sofa with only a little bit of skin and pretending to be the second uncle, showed a lewd smile, "It's not about who is in front of whom, but who is in front of whom." above."

Sheldon, once the spaceship he made goes to the sky, contact your home planet to shoot it down.We also have to do something for the earth.

"Shirley!" A familiar but absolutely impossible voice suddenly appeared at this moment, "Thank God, you don't know how long Mommy has been praying for this day!"

Raj smiled like a little angel from India and slowly turned to a computer he had been holding. On the screen was the surprised and delighted face of Mrs. Cooper. The expression on her face was like seeing Noah driving The frequency of the ark crossing across the reborn land is definitely the fastest I have ever seen in my life.

"Mom, why are you here!" Obviously, I am not the only one who is confused.Sheldon quickly moved to the computer by pulling his slightly raised hair.Hey, why don't you just run away, why drag me along.

"Oh, dear. You have to thank your friends for notifying me about such an important matter, otherwise I don't know when you will tell me."

Mrs. Cooper slowly glanced at her little Shelly with a gratified look of "my family has a newborn son".Uh...I think...you're really thinking too much...then, to my horror, she turned her gaze to me.

"Library..."

"Vivian, you don't need to say, I understand." No, I don't think you understand, "Which season do you like? Brides in June are very nice, but summer is still a long time away, and Texas is very beautiful these months. You can also choose me and Sheldon’s father’s wedding anniversary, when the whole family can celebrate together, it’s sweet, isn’t it.”

No, that's not how the Overlord bows hard.Don't say that I didn't get along well with Sheldon, even if something happened, he is responsible for me... No, everyone is an adult, so what is the responsibility.

"Library..."

"I'm going to tell the Lord the good news and thank Him for bringing the good news to my dear Shelly."

Mrs. Cooper didn't give me a chance to speak, and before I knew it, the video call was over.

"Oh, Sheldon, I'm so glad you did one more thing that humans like." Penny walked through her stomach with difficulty and gave the hero who hadn't reacted to the subject a hug, and was rejected by the other party subconsciously. opened.

Raj leaned over and bit Howard's ears, and the two giggled. I really don't want to know what they said.

"Vivienne, did Sheldon use the braid that he hid?"

"No, I'm sure he didn't come from Pandora." He rolled his eyes angrily.Bernadette was actually laughing too—it's not like the whole family doesn't go in, "Isn't it to make room for you. I just rubbed off Sheldon's bed, okay?"

"No no no no no" shook his fingers seriously, "In Sheldon's world, every Saturday wakes up at 06:30, but today" Howard exaggeratedly rolled up his sleeves and flashed his watch, " Eight fifteen. What made him break a pattern of almost thirty years."

"Oh!" Sheldon, who couldn't understand the point at all, grunted in frustration, "It's all your fault for pestering me, I missed Doctor Who!!"

"Holding!!!" *5's exaggerated tone made me blush even after sleeping peacefully all night.Come on, I admit I'm a bad sleeper and wake up with my legs on top of a mummy Sheldon, but let's not be so ambiguous.I don't want to buy a plane ticket to go back and jump into the Yellow River, and I can't wash it off 555

After spending a whole morning, I still can't explain that Sheldon hasn't been poisoned by me to destroy the alien DNA, he is still pure and healthy.Everyone looked at me with a look of "you understand, I understand, everyone understands". What's more sad is that the pig teammates have been tearing things down.

"Vivienne, we did have skin-to-skin contact, except for the one at the North Pole, which is the highest I've had since I was able to shower myself." God...I just pinched your face! ! !

"It's possible for you to conceive, and it's possible with current technology. I'm shocked at how little you know about modern biotechnology, even though your level of education is negligible. Forget it, forgive you."

"Oh, Sheldon forgave you!" Bernie's squeaky voice seemed particularly unlovable and cheap today.But the fact is that yesterday I fell into a drowsy sleep, and Sheldon, out of nowhere, kissed me goodnight on the forehead and forced me to kiss him too.Extracting the dna from the saliva on the forehead can indeed create a life, that's probably what he meant.Don't think wrong, everyone...

"Indeed, I admit that the fear of other humans entering my room is necessary, but the risk index should not be set so high. I can make a list of people who are allowed to enter - Vivienne, I put you behind Hawking. "

"...Are you sure it's the back..."

"Okay...ahead..."

At this stage of the topic, I almost watched Raj update his Facebook with a feeling of self-abandonment-Sheldon and Vivienne got off the same bed.From now on, Caltech will probably disappear from my map—I thought sadly.

Thank God the topic has finally come to an end.Leonard is really a good guy, although Howard and Raj tried their best to stop him, he still stepped on the stool to take down the banner.As for why you stand on the stool... Uh... the evil Penny forced it to Sheldon and said that he would keep it forever as a souvenir, but Sheldon was so stupid to put him in it I don’t know which corner I took out, and a snake-shaped doll will pop out of the jar when I press it.

"So, are you two reconciled?" I finally breathed a sigh of relief and pointed to Howard and Bernadette, who were clearly out of sorts.I will still lead the way.Hmph, I'm not going to make it easy for you!The happiest person in the audience was Petunia, the big belly woman.She sat in a corner like a Lafayette, looking at this pair for a while and looking at that pair for a while under the service of Xiao Laizi, wishing she could bring out a pot of popcorn.

"Going to space is my dream. No matter what you and my mom say, I will never give up!" Howard said very righteously. His good friend Raj stood behind him, showing a landslide and sea crack. Lei Dongxue's expression that I am with you is particularly touching.real.

"Can't you miss me? I want to live without you for six months, 182 days! We were still discussing our wedding a week ago!!" Bernadette waved her small fist imposingly , but everyone could hear the fear in her voice, "The guest list is all made according to your mother's wishes, my relatives are almost strangling me, and I even chose the damn wedding dress, just to be able to share with you You, I believe that the man who can give me happiness is standing together, and it turns out that you are a bastard!!!"

"I didn't do it to make your dad look up to me, so that your family can really rest assured that you will be handed over to me!!" Howard suddenly stood up and shouted this sentence.Everyone is quiet.

"Hua Tsai..." Bernadette called out in a daze, with tears in her eyes that hadn't been held back just now.

"Bernadette, you know, I'm not someone your parents want you to entrust, but I just wanted to prove that I'm not just a scientist with a sense of fashion and, well, a good dancer too. I can also be responsible. I want to be a husband who makes you feel at ease and a person who makes your family feel at ease. In the future, when our children are born, we can tell them that their mother is great and a very capable person. Doctor, their father is equally outstanding and has been in space." After a pause, Howard glanced at Penny, who was about to shed tears and was holding hands with Leonard, "They can only say that father is Ph.D. in experimental physics, mom is a restaurant server."

"We won a lot at the starting line, well done!" Bernie reached out and gave Howard a high-five. The latter showed the expression of being pinched by the door yesterday, but he managed to hold back the screaming today. .

"Hey!!"

No one paid any attention to Penny's dissatisfied voice.Howard and Bernadette exchanged a sweet hug.

"Okay, I approve you to go to space. Six months later, even if you come back one minute late, I will go to that damned space station to find you!" When Bernadette said harsh words this time There was a smile on his face, "But what about our wedding?"

"Actually, we can do it in advance."

"But the hotel was fully booked before."

"Anywhere is fine, as long as it's me and you."

"Oh, Andy..."

"Oh...."

The latter one was sent by Penny and Raj at the same time.

"So are they over?"

Sheldon, who had been silent since just now, turned around slowly, and slowly took out two balls of tampons from both ears.

We're almost there.