[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Quick answer: In the middle of the night, your friend of the opposite sex (Howard is quite bisexual in fact) shows up at your door in disheveled clothes. How should the plot develop next?

In the development of normal American comedies such as "The Mindy Business" and "How I Met Your Mother", this couple should look at each other deeply, and then hug each other impatiently XXOO.Not to mention "Fuck it girl" - the screenwriter later played a group party with Lalang... so this article can end like this: Howard is due to his relationship with Bernadette on the issue of going to space. Depressed, he knocked on the door of Vivienne's apartment after getting drunk at the bar, and told her that he had always been in love with her secretly, but was preempted by Sheldon, so he could only silently bless her. two friends.Vivienne told him that she was too.At dawn, the two people who had been harmonious all night, one walked firmly to the astronaut training camp, and the other quietly moved out of the current apartment, waiting for the return of the other.

End.

How about it?Very reverse sense, right? ?Little Flea, who has never been very good at writing emotional dramas, feels that with such an ending, he can describe a love triangle in his next work, no, it is an N-angle love.

Of course, the above is based on the premise of a normal American drama, but the one I am in now is definitely not a normal American drama.Also, if I hug Howard, I'm definitely taller than him...a lot...

"Howard, have you calculated Beijing time to say hello to me? I have received the greeting, goodbye." Rubbing his eyes, he turned around and made a gesture to close the door, hugging a pillow and a shoeless Jew with a self-sacrificing spirit. Put it against the door.

"Vivienne, you must help me, I really have nowhere to go." With one foot on the door, Howard squatted and looked up at me, his hair trembling, "Raj The dog at home was woken up by me and kept barking and pissed on my foot, Penny vomited all night Leonard coaxed her and got mad at me, Sheldon woke up like a mummy It will be scarier than zombies in the future. Bernadette told my wife secretly about my going to heaven, like a shameless little bitch, and tried to seduce me with a sexy little suspender! For the future of the American aerospace industry, I Let's fight her to the end!!"

Chinese people write articles about succession, and lawyers must be well-founded when writing complaints. Howard’s words are full of momentum and righteousness, and the ending sublimates the whole content. Want to applaud him.

"What are you doing with a pillow?"

"Ah." Howard was stunned for a moment, "This is not my pillow, this is Leonard's. Penny almost vomited on it, and I rescued it."

"Howard, I told you to leave the apartment. To leave the apartment means to leave the building. Why are you here?"

"Ah-bang-ow!!"

Howard and I were startled by the Yoyo's voice suddenly coming from behind. I was woken up in the middle of the night and was startled again. As a result, my hand holding the door naturally lost strength, while Howard stayed In the distance, I didn't realize at all that although my mind drifted away, my feet were still there...

The result was tragic, but the most tragic one was me. In the middle of the night, I had to find ice cubes to apply to the feet of the old man who was sitting on the sofa. Watch this and then watch that.

"Sheldon, you said you were going to sleep and kicked me out of the apartment. Now what are you doing here in the middle of the night?!" Howard's feet were actually just rubbed with oil, basically to the extent that he would be fine after a night's sleep, but He must act as if he suffered heavy casualties, and I can't help it, "Hiss—Vivienne, take it easy!"

"Your voice is too loud, disturbing my sleep."

"??"

"You talked too loudly to Vivienne, which disturbed my sleep."

"Damn Vulcan hearing!"

"I heard."

"uh-huh."

...

"uh-huh."

"Sheldon, we are all sleepy, so hurry up and say what you want to say."

"Howard, why are you here?"

"Because you kicked me out."

"...You can't be here." Sheldon was wearing a two-piece Doppler pajamas, with fluffy slippers and the logo of The Flash painted on it, his eyes were dull because of the sleepy relationship, His usually pale face was rarely flushed in sleep.But this does not prevent his serious expression and tone, as if he was not the one who was woken up by Howard a few minutes ago and then decisively turned into a zombie and rolled around.

"I beep! You kicked me out, and now my feet are like this, and I haven't worn shoes yet, yet you let me sleep on the street in the middle of the night!"

Sheldon nodded.

Howard, how many times have I told you that you can't beat him verbally.

"Sheldon, it's ok. Howard probably won't be able to go downstairs tonight, and even if he goes downstairs, there will be nowhere to go in the middle of the night." The barefooted one nodded pitifully, his eyes fixed Staring at Sheldon.I feel like I'm going to age prematurely with Sheldon on.I think how old I am, I already have a son who is older than me and has a very high IQ but also a very low EQ.

"...No way..." You see.

Howard has been out of the state of rage, and now he is full of speechlessness and endless frustration, looking extremely miserable.

"Sheldon, you must drive me away, you have to give me a reason..." Okay, now I'm starting to adopt a soft policy to retreat.But does it work for Sheldon?

"Anyway, you can't stay here." Sheldon shook his little head persistently, and was disappointed to find that Howard, who seemed to be sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, still looked stupid and ignorant, "I explained It's over."

"Sheldon, he can't go..."

"No one can't walk, everyone like Hawking can go up and down stairs, and Howard can't," Shelton stretched out his hand, then bent his fingers, ignoring the content, it's pretty cute with his pajamas and slippers alone, " A mechanical engineer, he can make things for himself to go up and down the stairs, or directly make an Iron Man shell. Besides, the earth is rotating and revolving, so each of us is moving forward at a fast speed, and no one can't walk. You won't Don't you even know this? I really overestimated you..."

"Okay, Sheldon, I'll ask again for the last time." Howard took a deep breath, "Why did you kick me out of Vivienne's apartment at two o'clock in the morning."

"Well, I'm currently studying human relationships and interpersonal issues. Just like Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees, I have also gone deep into the ethnic group." Sheldon also sat on the sofa, "Human relationships are full of meaninglessness. The scramble, jealousy and compromise of human beings waste limited wisdom in fields that have nothing to do with evolution."

"Sheldon, it's early morning, if you talk nonsense again, I'll kick you out."

"You can't treat me like this!" Thinking about it, I feel that I don't have enough confidence, "We have a love agreement! Mom said, 'You can't let men other than blood relations enter Vivienne's room at night, because even a male She also has a cuter puppy than Shelley.’ I don’t think there’s any comparison, but she made me swear by the picture of Einstein on the main screen of my computer.”

......

On this special night, we learned what "I'm speechless" means.

Unexpectedly, Sheldon was right about one thing, that is, "human relationships are full of compromises."The result of the compromise was that at two o'clock in the morning, I left my house with the quilt and pillow in my arms, and walked into the room of my boyfriend, the big devil, downstairs.

Cheers, comrades!I did what perhaps Ms. Cooper hadn't done after weaning her youngest son—was in the same room with Sheldon late at night and got him to open the door of his room willingly.A quilt is neatly placed on the bed in this room, accounting for only about 30% of the total area of ​​the bed.If it weren't for the small opening at the top, no one would have noticed that it was used for sleeping, and had just slept.

Please forgive me for being forcibly dragged out of the apartment in the middle of the night. I can't make an excited expression, I can only look forward to falling asleep with a paralyzed face.

"I want to sleep on the bed, you can choose the floor or go to sleep on the sofa." If you come, please be at ease, I spread the quilt in a hurry and gestured "please go ahead" to Sheldon who was still standing aside.

"Vivienne, you must be joking. Since my mood can score 100 points out of 90, I don't care about it. This is my room, of course it is my bed."

"It was you who made me leave my own room."

"Hmm..." Shelton pointed his chin with a finger, and his eyeballs rolled around.I'm so sleepy, I'll go to bed first, sleep where you like.Get out of bed and jump!Ah, heaven~~

"Vivian, we haven't reached a conclusion yet, you are violating the Star Wars Convention!"

He waved his hand casually, "Good night, Shelly." I'm from Earth, don't care about your messy conventions.Probably because I was too sleepy, and soon my thinking became blurred.It felt like Sheldon was spinning around the bed, trying to pull my hair - of course not."Vivienne, Vivienne" in various tones buzzed in my ears like a mosquito, so I solved it the same way I would treat a mosquito.

"Snapped!"

Hey, this mosquito still has a face.Pinch twice.Well, it feels pretty good in the hand, although it is not meaty in the traditional sense, but the skin quality is good.Touch it twice.Yaha, it's getting a little hot......

In a daze, it felt like someone stood beside her for a long time, and then, the bed next to her sank.

"Good night, Vivian!"

The author has something to say: I really want to see your expressions when you see the summary! !Hahahahaha~~~~