[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

As this wave that grew up in the era of the big bang of science, I don't believe that you didn't have the dream of going to space when you were young.I remember the "Fantastic Four" was one of the few sci-fi films I watched when I was a child—yes, it was Lao Li's story about four astronauts who went to space and were polluted by radiation. , Captain America, who is still a little fresh meat, plays one of the Four Heroes in it, and is also the younger brother of the heroine.Although this film made me watch it now (Sheldon's scientific analysis is indispensable), the plot of "Fantastic Four" was childish and rigid, but I didn't watch many American films at that time. Especially for the little kids of sci-fi movies, this is simply a magical drama, isn't it? !

Astronauts can become so handsome and beautiful after being irradiated, and have superpowers-this is so cool!Although the appearance of the stone man is not very beautiful, but three of the four are of outstanding appearance. From the perspective of probability, the astronaut is indeed a cute job.Although it became very popular in the United States later, "Gravity" starring older male gods and older goddesses directly filmed this work as a mobile commercial (Shenzhouxing, I think it works; Errenzhuan, non-stop).Now that I'm living here, I'm still kind of stuck on their aesthetic: the kind of movie that makes me fall asleep and nearly drool on Sheldon's bioevolution t-shirt that causes us to break up, How come you have won so many awards? ! !

Let's not talk about this, back to "Fantastic Four".

From Howard's sudden yelling of "Jessica Alba" just now, and the wretched smiles after he and Raj bit their ears, I regret to admit that, unknowingly, my brain frequency is somewhat different from theirs. synchronized...

"Vivian, do you think I should buy a cake that says 'I am an astronaut' now or go home and change into a Star Trek crew uniform and tell my dear friends that I am going to drill a wormhole?"

Just now I felt that my brain frequency was synchronized with that of my future astronaut best friend. After a few minutes, I felt that I was still broken in Tucson—you can’t guess Howard’s mind.Look at this proud and expectant little leather face, you can't tell that he was so flustered that he was about to pee his pants when he called me a few hours ago to ask me to find him.Raj in the back row also looked proud, grinning and holding his head high.

"I think you'd better sit here and think about how to tell Bernie and your mother."

Howard froze for a moment, and a few seconds later, he revived with full blood: "Look, can this work-although I'm sure they will be proud of me, but I don't particularly need to face my favorite two The scene where the women parted. When the rocket 'hoo' sent me to an unknown outer space, they naturally knew where I was going."

"Thank you Howard," turning the corner into the parking lot, "you told me where I was supposed to be before the wedding—space."

Don't blame me for pouring cold water on him all the time, it's because he is too out of tune, okay? !

Still, I glanced at the elevator for display with regret, and climbed four floors to the small group gathering place.It's hard work for pregnant woman Penny, but proper exercise is still good for her.Yep, doing (beep) and tossing Leonard doesn't count as exercise.

"'I'm going to space!' No, that's too loud. 'My dear friends, I'm going where no one has gone before (Star Trek line)'. No, Gaga 1961 Lin went up." Howard behind him clutched his head and wished he could take one step back and two steps back, and Raj next to him whispered a few words in his ear from time to time.

"Even at the highest warp speed, it will take 75 years to return to federal airspace, but I will not give in?!" After a while of whispering, Howard gave Raj a look of incredulity, "Are you sure? "Star Trek" "There are so many words in "You asked me to say this line! Why don't you say 'endless life, prosperity'? Isn't this a curse on me?!"

Raj instantly changed the gesture of putting his hands in front of him, and gave Howard a very pitiful look, wanting to say something, but he couldn't tell how cool the weather was.

"Vivienne, what do you think of this?" Howard's eyes suddenly lit up, and he jumped to stand beside me, "************"

"Both far-fetched and shocking."

"Oh Vivienne Vivienne." Howard chanted a few words with his hands behind his back and raised his head, "I'll cough twice later, you have to cooperate with me."

Dinner is still time for The Sheldon Show.Judging from the expressions of the audience, if this program is officially launched on the market, the necks of the anchor and producer are likely to be broken-fortunately, they are the same person.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Finally, Sheldon began to chew the food in his bowl, and there was a dry cough that sounded particularly strange.

"Vivienne, Vivienne. Uh-huh, uh-huh." Howard was a little anxious when he saw that I ignored him.This time, Leonard looked over suspiciously. OK, after all, it's about Howard's life trajectory, so let's let Ray do it.

"By the way, why is the world so peaceful recently? British friends caught fire in their backyards, and American soldiers reappeared in the Middle East. Waiting for Snowden's next revelation is more tiring than waiting for a Marvel movie. Assange is still alone in the shadow of the Ecuadorian embassy The pornographic photos leaked by hackers are not explosive at all, and the longer Kardashian's butt gets out of ecological balance. Howard, why do you say that?" After finishing the above paragraph in one breath, blocking each part with a water glass Lu has a strange look in his eyes.Bernie, are you trying to get me a pill from your bag?Thank you, I am fine.You'd better find a calming pill for yourself, it will be useful later.

"Oh, Vivienne, I don't know, I just know, notcourseme. What did I just say??" Howard pretended to be shocked and covered his chest, with the same expression as the weird principal and belle of our school, " Cosmenaut! I'm going to space on a Russian rocket!!"

"what?!!!"

Howard, let me say it's far-fetched...

"You mean, are you going to space?" Bernadette's thin voice seemed to be out of control at any moment, "Why have I never heard you mention it?"

"Bernie, dear, I was notified just today. They asked me to go up and overhaul the equipment in the space station - you know, I designed those..." Howard didn't realize the big thing at all It's not good, and I spread my hands.

"I didn't ask Edison to install the light bulbs in our house!" A voice suspected of Mrs. Worowitz appeared.Realizing that we were all looking at her in horror, Bernie coughed dryly, and her voice returned to normal, "I'm worried about you, astronauts are physically demanding."

"You have to have confidence in your fiancé's 4% body fat." Howard tilted his head, pretending to whisper but wishing everyone could hear, "If there is no accident, I will go to Houston to participate in a training camp next week. Next month, I will be able to say 'I love you' to my dear fiancee outside the earth~"

"Understood, NASA only recruits turkeys, turkeys with a graduate degree in engineering." Shelton muttered in a low voice, and Bernie, who was in a bad mood, gave him a blank look.

"Hua Zai, this time is too tight! How long are you going to stay up there?"

"Half a year."

"Half a year!!" The frightening voice appeared again, "What about our wedding?"

"We can organize the wedding first. You can tell everyone that you are a happy astronaut's wife." Feeling a little bad, Howard was still trying to die.

"Aren't you going to tell me that we're going to have a few cocktails tonight, put aside the future and responsibilities, and accidentally get a baby out like Leonard and Penny, so that if you die on it, I have to Raising your cub?!"

"Hi!!" Petunia protested, who had been wronged. The problem was that no one paid attention to her.

"Bernie..." Howard was completely dumbfounded, rubbing the hem of his clothes and looking at Bernadette carefully, "I thought you would be proud of me..."

This expression finally had an effect. The small Bernadette balloon could not withstand the high pressure for a long time, and began to leak.

"I, I'm just worried about you, it's too sudden after all."

Howard, the little tiger is done, and there is a big one at home.Come on dear~

"Uh-huh." The interaction between the Worowitzes and his wife came to an end temporarily, and now it was time for Sheldon to have something to say.

"Howard, what did NASA send you (emphasis) to the space station for?"

"Check out some of the equipment that was just installed."

"Why did you (emphasis) be sent?" Shelton rubbed his chin with one hand, squinting his eyes and pretending that there was light shining inside.

"Probably because I invented and researched most of those; probably because I am a top mechanical engineer; probably because I am a special technical consultant for NASA." Obviously, NASA's invitation gave a long-term reserve A bullied Mr. Worowitz resists Dr. Cooper's self-confidence.

"No wonder NASA has to borrow Russian rockets to launch a spacecraft!"

OK, I get it, Sheldon is jealous.

"Vivienne, you can't enter my room. Although I can give you the right to use this place for a special period, you can live here for less than a month when your apartment is affected by force majeure if you apply in advance. But you dragged I was offended the way I came in." Shelton was covering his hand like I was pulling too hard.Please, with my little hand strength, Princess and Pea can't get black and blue, okay...

"Thank you Sheldon, my apartment is upstairs, if it is affected by force majeure, you will not be able to live here." The chair cushion in Sheldon's room was woven by Ms. Cooper herself, and it was very comfortable to sit on. , "Howard is your friend, to be precise, one of your only six human friends in this dimension. He has gained affirmation through his own efforts. You should congratulate him instead of being jealous and sneering."

"Efforts? Pfft. Assembling scaled-up Legos, eh. That's his job."

"Sheldon!"

"I'm not jealous!!"

"Then explain why you can't say a word of congratulations like a bitter woman."

"..." Shelton turned his face away and pouted like a child.

"Shelly, even if you don't say congratulations, at least don't be sarcastic, okay?"

"Let me try."

"Howard, congratulations that you are about to enter outer space through the progress of your unremarkable subject, and wish you all the best in the space station." Although I said that the child was too disobedient, the others looked like the sun was coming out of the west, "The premise is that your mother agrees with you to be an astronaut."

Well, at least he's improved, right...

The author has something to say: Although it is starring Raj's goddess and my male god, "Gravity" is really ugly...Why did it win so many awards... Is there something wrong with my taste? ?