[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Mom and Dad are leaving again within a few days—their trip around the United States has just begun, and they came to Pasadena just to see their daughter's boyfriend.I feel very sad about this.Although Daddy and Mommy would drag me up at 07:30 every morning regardless of whether I had classes or not, the days when the living room was cleaned especially clean after wearing clothes like this was really nostalgic.Not only me, the arrival of Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou has really benefited people all over the world.Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny basically moved the restaurant to our house, and even Howard, Raj, and Bernadette found all kinds of excuses to come and eat and drink.When my parents said they were going to leave for the next stop, my reaction was the calmest. The tomato scrambled egg in Raj's mouth fell directly into the bowl, and Leonard held Penny tightly so he didn't Let her go to a corner of the United States with "Mama Vivienne who has superb cooking skills" to wait for delivery.

Please, what my mother cooks are just Chinese light meals, which are a little bit more authentic than the Chinese takeaway you have been ordering. If you let you try all the eight major cuisines and local snacks, will you cry? Shouting to let the United States join my Great Heaven...

Say nothing, Chinese food rules the world!

It's rare to finish "Faust" with full energy, and automatically shield me from explaining a symbolic meaning, and then loudly say to the old Mr. Pierce Hawthorne who said "I and the **** had a gun in the airplane toilet"-I'm sorry , Grandpa, because there is such a wonderful existence, I really can't carry forward the glorious tradition of respecting the old and loving the young to the whole world.Luckily, the lovely little Annie was sitting in the first row, looking at me apologetically with her Bambi-like eyes, otherwise I would have been overwhelmed by getting up angry, and then I would see Jeff Wenger's half-smiley eyes. The horrible cup of latte bought from the school gate hit Mr. Hawthorne's shiny head covered with a few sparse white hairs.

By the way, the coffee shop in the school closed for no reason. I usually take a detour to buy coffee at Starbucks, but I got up late today.I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that normal things cannot survive in this school.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, I hurriedly finished a small paper that was due in three weeks (the word count requirement is really low, even for a literary master like Grandpa Pierce Hawthorne, three weeks is enough for him to spell it out on Wikipedia. One article came out) and left the classroom as if fleeing.

"Howard!!!" The soul-stirring shout came out of my mobile phone, and the entire noisy hallway was quiet for a while.I also looked around with everyone, made a very surprised expression and hid in the office.

"Howard, why did you think of calling me today?" Could it be that Bernie was also pregnant by accident?Pfft, this is too bloody.

"Vivienne" Howard startled me a lot when he opened his mouth, he was full of panic like a cat whose tail had just been stepped on, as if seeing zombies queuing up to him one by one, what the hell is that? What's going on?

"Ho..."

"If you still want to see me in your lifetime, come to the school to find me!" Before I could say my name, the other party ended the call in a rapid-fire manner, "If you don't want to see me, you have to come over too !"

That's right, this is my reasonable friend Howard...

In view of Howard's performance, which looked like a big deal, I left work early without any psychological pressure. When I passed the principal's office, I saw a person in a long Rococo dress. I have grown up to wear more clothes now.Could it be that the principal's friend was being teased to come to him?Sure enough, things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups, and strange friends are also wonderful.

No, then what am I who hurried to find Howard now?

"So NASA (NASA) called you and asked you to go and install the things you designed?" Three and 10 minutes later, I was sitting across from Howard, who was in mourning, with his expression on his face. God like Raj.My finger is pointing up, pointing to the vast sky and the universe, please ignore the ceiling of Caltech.

"I've already shirked it once, but this time I really can't shirk it. They insisted that I go. As one of the top mechanical engineering experts in the United States, I can't do anything about it. After all, going to space is not only tiring, boring, but also worth it at any time." Maybe there’s nothing wrong with death, and I can go up there to meet my Jewish friends, the spiritual beliefs of most Americans.” After a long thought, Howard seemed to have calmed down, but it was just a seemingly , "Maybe I can only talk to God forever!! No, if I don't come back, Bernie will definitely marry another man, and the two of them might laugh at me when they are making love under the stars. The big idiot who never came back in Bernie's life. No, I must kill some bastard!!!"

The tearful Raj stopped Howard who was rushing out, his watery eyes seemed to say: "It's this time, do you only remember Bernadette?" The lingering and strong taste like curry The look in their eyes was so disgusting that I immediately moved back a step with the person and the chair to make room for them.

"So do you want to go? If you want to go, the problems on earth are easy to solve. If you really don't want to go, we will help you contact the doctor from now on. You eat so much bacon, sausage and bacon , Blood lipids, high blood pressure, high coronary heart disease is not impossible.” After playing two games of Angry Birds, the Caltech campus version of the Titanic Action Award finally came to an end.Sure enough, they can't really solve the problem by themselves!

"Uh..." Howard showed a silly and innocent expression, and then he was confused again, "I don't know, I always feel that the opportunity is good, but I'm a little scared. What if I don't come back , What if it explodes like popcorn?! Vivienne, I want to be a hero, not a martyr!!"

"OKOK" Although it is natural to say that such contradictory psychology is human, but a teary and nagging mushroom head man is crying in front of you, even if he is your good friend, you can't help but want to kick him.Such a person still wants to let him go to space, NASA really has no successors, and there is more and more a premonition that the Great Celestial Dynasty will unify the world, "Stop!! Now, clear your mind, look at me, and quickly ask and answer, the first time Pick your favorite."

"Okay...Okay." Howard looked at me stupidly, and nodded blankly.Raj, who was behind, also nodded foolishly.Since they are all hilarious comedies, the trick of "Wulin Biography" should be easy to use...

"Boba or Xueba?"

"Boba!" There was no suspense in the first answer. Raj looked eager and eager to play, but he was speechless, and could only compare a "1" happily.

"Penny or Bernie?"

"Bernie!" Howard still chose the first option—oh, I can't see it, I thought you had a heart for the goddess Petunia, it turns out that there is a loyal heart under the cheap appearance.Raj, who was sitting in the back, was not so decisive. He looked at his two fingers with a tangled expression on his face, and then put both fingers in his mouth and bit them.

"Leonard or Sheldon?"

"Leonard..." This...well...everyone knows

"Squat at home or go to space?"

"Go to space!"

Li Dazui sincerely does not deceive me.

The answer is out.

"Huh? Huh?? What's the matter..." Howard didn't seem to realize what he said. He didn't hear me for a long time, and he motioned me to continue asking with his eyes.Raj rushed over and murmured in his ear, Howard showed a suddenly realized expression.Tsk tsk, if Bernie came home every day, the first thing she would do would be to wash her fiancé's ears with alcohol.

"Did I really talk about going to space?" Howard's whole face was wrinkled, full of doubts about life.

In fact, I understand Howard quite well. As a child who grew up in a single-love family, and he was born with a thin appearance, uh... non-mainstream, his strange appearance is actually a very sensitive heart.After graduating from Princeton University and working at Caltech, despite Sheldon's natural disdain for master's students, Howard's achievements in work are actually very high. How many NASA special technical consultants under the age of 30 can there be.But apart from academics, he really wants to prove himself in a more well-known and honorable place, especially to prove to himself that his father did not abandon their mother and child because of him.This is his biggest knot.This is also the reason why he blurted out just now that he wants to go to space.

Moreover, the last time NASA had a fatality was the Columbia in 2003. Most importantly, this is "The Big Bang Theory", a comedy, and everyone can rest assured that Howard will come back alive and kicking.

"Vivienne, I must have said something wrong just now, and I made a sudden slip of the tongue." Howard moved the stool and explained to me in a hurry, "I'm not so sure that I'm going to space, really, you can let me try again .At least two wins in three rounds, isn’t it? This is a big deal, we can’t draw conclusions so quickly!”

While talking, the little Jewish boy unconsciously pressed the answer button of the ringing mobile phone.

"How-Ward-D!! You gotta get my yoga teacher in, she helped me lose 20 lbs!!!"

"Okay, I'm sure I'm going to space. It's time to get back from get off work, and we're on the road to figure out how to explain to Bernie that his dear fiancé is going to be a space hero."

Howard started replying to NASA's invitation letter like he was afraid that he would go back on his word. Raj, with a dark face for no reason, held up a piece of paper and shook it in front of me.

Why ask "Penny or Bernie" instead of "Raj or Bernie".

In fact, I really want to ask this question too, but I just made Howard think clearly whether or not going to space is the most important thing.Such a tangled question, if he really asked it, would he still think about going to space? !

The author has something to say: I went to Japan at the end of last semester and did not take the final exam. I just postponed the exam.I feel like I've shed a layer of skin, but I've gained weight.This world is really irrational...