[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

When my mother came to see me, Sheldon is the only freak who can force others to cook fried chicken for me. As a normal human being, I made a reservation for the well-decorated Italian restaurant on the street. My parents, who were still in a beautiful mood so far, went to eat.As for the group of people following like a dragging oil bottle... Forget it, just follow if you want to follow.

"Howard, Bernadette, have you set a date for your marriage?" Older people like to ask about this kind of marriage and going to school.But looking back, if my mother didn't ask this, would she tell Sheldon about life and physics? Pfft.

"I just graduated and I'm still in the internship period. I want to wait until my job is settled before preparing for the wedding with Hua Tsai." Bernie said in a soft voice, and gave Howard a sweet look.

"Yes, yes, I was too impatient to propose at that time." Howard grasped her hand knowingly, "You know, you can't help it."

"Oh, Howard~~"

The whole picture is like being wrapped in a layer of syrup and thrown into honey, shaken twice and then pulled out. Unfortunately, I have watched it three times, and now the only feeling is that I am tired of panic.

"Speaking of which, Vivienne and Sheldon have been in love for much longer than Bernie and I. I don't know what the two of you plan to do?" Howard smiled maliciously, and said such a sentence.Shit, don't you know that what I have been avoiding today is to talk about this topic? !

In my mind, I crazily pointed my middle finger to the seemingly innocent guy with big white teeth on the opposite side. Facing the concerned eyes of my parents, I could only reply weakly, "Hehe, it's not long or not, it's Howard, you guys are very fast."

"Oh, Vivienne" I was still trying to figure out how to block Howard back when Sheldon spoke.Shit, what's the point of this, "The time we've been dating has exceeded the average level of couples in the United States from knowing to get married. In fact, the time when I proposed to you last time happened to be on the average line."

"Sheldon has already proposed?!" My parents exclaimed, which made me want to put the tablecloth in Sheldon's mouth.It's not like cheating your teammates, is it that you have always been brooding about this matter.

"And you didn't give me any explanation for this matter, Vivian." Well, it's confirmed, it's a grudge.I actually held back for so long to speak in front of my parents—why do I feel like a primary school student who was bullied and went to complain in front of his parents, Sheldon, are you being too naive? !

"Hehe, Sheldon, I said that the conditions are not mature..." I squeezed this sentence through my teeth, and at the same time gave my parents a soft and cute smile.

"Vivienne, you don't tell your family about such a big matter." Mom was really unhappy. 5555555, Sheldon, you really don't know which pot to open and which pot to lift.

"Until now, I don't know what's wrong with my marriage proposal." It's not Sheldon Cooper who can read the words and act according to circumstances To get to the bottom of it, "I strictly follow the entry of Google's 'how to plan a perfect marriage proposal'-comfortable and festive atmosphere, the occasion of the comic exhibition is simply a real paradise in the United States, I absolutely do not believe my mother's statement about this place; A certain number of onlookers, a simple but sincere proposal, surrounded by friends. Except for the couple who dared to steal my idea and got there first - they must have hired dream stealers, I can't think of this proposal What's not perfect in it! Why do you refuse, Vivienne?"

That marriage proposal is full of pitfalls, and I don't know where to start, okay... But Sheldon, I always thought you were a temporary idea, but it turned out to be a long-planned one.Think a little bit shy.....

"I thought you were upset that the couple interrupted your viewing of the enterprise account, so you also made a marriage proposal to distract the attention of the onlookers..."

"I'm going! It's really the fault of that squint-eyed Spock and buck-toothed Uhura!!" Sheldon clenched his fists angrily, "I'm going!"

Parents are obviously interested in Sheldon's proposal, but I think it will take a while to explain it tonight due to the large audience.Fortunately, the long-awaited appetizer finally came - I doubt that the chef here is from the Hollywood "HellKitchen" next door, otherwise how could the food be served so slowly.But at this time, I still like it.

"Vivian, how do you eat every day? Do you cook it yourself or eat it outside?"

"Most of the time, we order takeaway together, and then eat at Sheldon and Leonard's, and occasionally at the restaurant where Penny works."

"Vivienne" Sheldon spoke again, and it was no good to listen to the long-drawn-out tone, "Although I didn't expect much from your Master of Arts degree, your imprecise words are still It makes me sweat a lot for American education. It’s not a restaurant, it’s just a fast food restaurant. If it was a visit, I would have complained about its extremely poor staff quality, extremely low serving speed, and unbearable hygienic conditions Yes. It's a fast food restaurant that I can live with."

"Thank you, Sheldon." The three-eyed Penny smiled with twists and turns.

"You're welcome. To be honest, you can learn from the waiters in this store, look at their service attitude and then reflect on your own. Considering the bleak prospects of your acting career, it is very likely that you will need to work for a long time Food service is the industry that feeds you and the child in your stomach." Shelton took a bite of the pickled pepper bread and let out an intoxicated admiration.

"Hehe, Penny is so beautiful, she will definitely become famous in the entertainment industry."

"This circle really needs some luck, Petunia, don't worry."

Parents are obviously very uncomfortable with this way of getting along, and they are trying their best to comfort Penny, who seems to be depressed but is actually planning a new round of counterattack in anger.But still the same sentence, sometimes there are too many slots and I really spit it out, but I don’t know where to start.Obviously, Penny, who was thinking very seriously, was experiencing such a situation.

"Sheldon, do you have any plans to buy a car? It's hard to take someone else's car every day."

So, facing Sheldon who has so many stalks, she chose this stalk.

"Oh, Sheldon, didn't you buy a car?" Dad looked up in surprise. "It's really rare in America. Don't boys like cars?"

"Well, that doesn't include me. The car is just a tool, and I don't like to drive it. I have Leonard and Vivienne and that's enough." The two people who were named shook, and then continued to eat.

"Don't deliberately pursue a simple and simple material life, good!"

I said, Dad, you think too much.

"Mr. Zhou, Mrs. Zhou, hello." Here you come and I are fighting fiercely, and no one noticed that Raj, who was drinking a sip of table wine in the corner, was resurrected with full blood, "I'm sorry to introduce myself to you now. I It's Rajesh Kusapari, from India, a mysterious oriental country very close to China, it's an honor to meet you."

After speaking, he made a magical Namaste salute, and with that strong Indian accent, a Bollywood vibe suddenly blew up at the scene.Now we should get a few trees or a few screens so that Raj can dance left and right~~

My parents' ability to adapt is really good, and now they have completely switched to watching TV dramas... You see, they actually returned a Namaste.

"Hi Rajesh."

"When I first met Vivian, because of my nationality, I originally thought that I would develop a wonderful relationship with her in a foreign country. Since she finally chose Sheldon, I think it should be her taste and my It doesn’t quite match your inside.” Raj pursed his lips regretfully, as if sorry for my bad eyesight, but in fact I’m also expressing regret for your inside, dear, “As the son of an ordinary Indian , my life is the same as "Slumdog Millionaire", and I came to the strange country of the United States for the ideal in my heart. Although my career is successful now, I am still the most accomplished person under the age of 30 selected by "People" magazine. 30 people, but I still long for a romantic and sincere love. So Mrs. Zhou, do you have any young and beautiful Asian girls in your family that you can introduce to me?"

Raj gave his mother a wide smile hopefully, with "I'm good" written in twinkling star eyes.

"I'll go, Raj. Your dad is a gynecologist and drives a Bentley!"

"You can't discriminate against my father just because of his profession!"

"Well, Vivian is the youngest child in our family, and everyone else is married. But we have a neighbor in India, and their daughter doesn't seem to have a boyfriend yet."

"She's pretty, no, I mean, is she a kind girl?"

"Lucy is nice, but maybe a little shy." From the expression on her mother's face, she knew it was not as simple as being a little shy. "She also lives in Pasadena."

"Mrs. Zhou, you made me feel the warmth of my mother who is far away in India."

The mother who said that it is okay to stir up sex but can't take it home, and hung up the video in a hurry just to watch "Little Genius Doctor"......

Congratulations, Raj.After the cum-playing tricks contest, you won the Open Eyes Telling Lies Championship.

"Oh, I suddenly thought of something." Sheldon made a clever and unintelligible movement, and the onlookers immediately hid back.High energy ahead, approaching danger.

"In many countries in Asia, such as China and India, there is a common situation of parents arranged marriages. We often see Raj's parents introduce him to Indian girls-although he is always only with Howard. I mean, Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou, can you directly designate who Vivienne will marry and as a woman, she has a very low chance of rebelling?" Ignoring the expressions of other people *O*, Shelton thought to himself Go ahead and say, "What do you guys think of me?"

"Shut up, Sheldon!!"

The author has something to say: *Martial arts pits have exhausted me physically and mentally, and it may be difficult to carry on... What do you think will be written in the next book?