[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Stretching the head is a knife and shrinking the head is also a knife, why not die mighty and majestic!

The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge, and the big deal is to pack up and escape to Mars!

Vivian, Fighting!

The above is what I said to myself when I took a deep breath in the mirror for psychological construction.At this time, my mother just sent me a text message saying that they had already got off the expressway.I reckon that in an hour, my real mother will become a stepmother.

Sheldon's transformation plan had no effect at all as expected-just kidding, if the transformation is successful, it is anti-science and anti-humanity, okay? !Once again, at the girl in the mirror who couldn't cover her dark circles with concealer and eye shadow, she smiled with a look of vigor at first glance but full of fear.Forget it, let's save some strength and kneel on the ground to beg for forgiveness later.

In order to welcome the arrival of my parents, I swept the bare ground three times yesterday - I don't want to be spotless, but I want to be more comfortable when lying on the ground.According to the search results of "how to make people feel beautiful" on Google, I carefully took out the vase that was pressed at the bottom of the box, and tremblingly inserted a few lilies that I bought at a high price. After thinking about it, I added some lavender.

Later, it is estimated that calming the nerves is very important! !

Checked the room again to make sure nothing was wrong.Go downstairs and see how Penny is doing with Sheldon.

People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and suits can save the brain.From the perspective of extremes, Sheldon is actually only one step away from brain damage.However, although Sheldon, who is wearing a dark gray casual suit, cannot be regarded as "Yushu Linfeng", he still looks like a human being.Okay, I admit it's pretty cool.

"Vivienne, Petunia dressed me up as a weirdo!" Seeing me enter the door, Shelton complained like a child who had been holding back for a long time.He pulled the sleeves of his clothes and began to complain disgustedly, "Why didn't human beings develop to a higher level after entering the age of Homo sapiens? I think these clothes are indispensable."

"No, Sheldon, you look very good, you will get used to it if you wear a suit."

Howard, Bernadette, and Raj who came to watch were all scared out of their wits—shouldn't Penny roll her eyes and walk away?God, who is this man in Penny's skin? ! !Facts have proved that pregnancy has a huge impact on a woman. Although it can make Penny a violent female man most of the time, she will occasionally show her motherly side, which is too radiant.

"Sheldon, hurry upstairs, my parents are coming soon."

Now there's no time to worry about Penny's overflowing motherhood, let's talk about it after getting through this! !

When my parents arrived, the people who greeted them blocked the small corridor downstairs.When I introduced to my parents that Penny was pregnant and insisted on coming down to express my friendship as a landlord, I could tell from their expressions that in their hearts, the image of American people's hospitality had reached a new height.No mom, you're being lied to, they're just gossip.

"Hi Vivienne, Mom and Dad, I'm Howard, and this is my fiancée, Bernadette." The little Jewish boy with a bright smile recently wanted to express his happiness to every stranger, and her little wife cooperated Send a sweet smile. "Looking at you, I can see where Vivienne's good looks come from."

My parents were very happy and showed me with their expressions that Howard is a good young man.

"Uncle and aunt, I'm Penny, nice to meet you." Penny stretched out her arms and hugged me to reflect the fact that we are good girlfriends.Mom said she was very happy.

"Mr. Zhou, Mrs. Zhou." Leonard secretly touched his forehead that was glistening with sweat, "I am Leonard, I live downstairs from Vivienne, and I am usually taken care of by you." No, you are too Be polite, mainly because you take care of me.

Because I told my parents about Raj's eccentricity before, they all just smiled friendly at the Indian who hadn't had a drink and couldn't speak today, and shook his hand.Of course, even with the handshake, Raj was a little cringeworthy.But this is not the point, a group of people turned their heads to Sheldon who hadn't spoken yet.

"Hum, Gui'an, Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou." Sheldon put his left hand behind his back, his right hand clenched into a fist on his chest, bent at 45°, and made a greeting of unknown age.The movement was weird enough, but with Sheldon's notoriously poor coordination and flexibility (he has that stuff), he straightened up and staggered a bit.Judging from his expression, it is estimated that his waist is very uncomfortable.

The onlookers looked at their noses, their noses, their hearts, and kept silent.I covered my face with my hands, feeling so ashamed.

"Pfft." The parents, who were sitting on the sofa with wide-eyed eyes, suddenly laughed, "Is this the classical salute of the British aristocrats? It's really interesting."

"You are Sheldon, Vivian often mentions you."

"Yes, I'm Sheldon Cooper." The person who answered nodded with his hands on his waist, "To be precise, this is the court etiquette for people with titles. It has to be said that the public's perception of British history is very different. It was ruined by the TV show."

"I very much agree with your point of view, Sheldon." Dad actually seemed very excited, "Film and TV screenwriters really should have a sense of historical responsibility. Vivienne said that you are a physicist. I really didn't expect you to have such thoughts on history. .”

"I..." Shelton seemed to say something, but I stared back, "Yes, Mr. Zhou."

The first round of conversation passed without any risk, and the topic began to revolve around Petunia and the child in her belly.

"Oh, no, we're not ready to be together yet." The child's father and mother looked at each other and laughed dryly.The smiles of my parents have not changed much, but I can confirm from my experience of being taught a lesson for 20 years that they are not happy inside.That's right, it's a ghost that Chinese parents can accept that two people who are unmarried, pregnant and ready to be single mothers are still stuck together every day.

"Oh, I read a very interesting article." Sheldon had something to say, and the audience looked over, and my palms were squeezed into cold sweat again.Gods from all walks of life, bless him not to talk nonsense, "Now the top 20 schools in the United States have more than [-]% of Asian students. Of course, there are differences in education methods. Forgive me, Leonard, most Those who rely on rote memorization can become experimental physicists, and those with real talents can become theoretical physicists. However, family education and parents' sense of responsibility will definitely promote the competitiveness of Asian students It works."

Parents waited with great interest for Sheldon to continue.

"Don't say Petunia, your midwestern temperament is destined to teach you the same way as you," Shelton rolled his eyes and thought for a while, "Unrestrained. But you don't have to be discouraged, if he hasn't been caught by marijuana Toxic - Given the extent of the drug epidemic, there's nothing wrong with being a restaurant server better than your mother. Petunia, I will never forgive you for making me wait four and 10 minutes for a hamburger when I'm at my hungriest , it's just a hamburger!"

Sheldon shook his head while talking, showing a posture of "it is tolerable, which is unbearable".

"Sheldon, your parents must have been very strict with you since you were a child, so you are so good, ha ha ha ha." Sheldon's remarks to Penny were quite offensive and the scene was tense in the eyes of others, but the friends You know, he was just talking casually.So, mothers who haven't watched the live version jumped out to smooth things over.

"Oh, Mrs. Zhou, you got it wrong." It's a pity how could Sheldon understand his mother's good intentions, "If you have met my brother and sister, you will understand that my success is only because of my talents and talents and my A tireless attitude towards science. As for my mother, she was really conscientious assuming praying to God was a form of education - but we all know God doesn't exist!!"

*O*

This is the expression of my parents, and I am covering my face and trying to reduce my sense of existence. 555555 Shut up, Sheldon!

But it wouldn't be Sheldon if he shut up.The eyes of the friends in the auditorium have turned to pity, while I kept sneaking glances at my parents to see when it would be appropriate to slip away.

"Children's education must be strictly carried out. I admire a famous psychologist, Ms. Hofstadter. She successfully raised her son with mediocre IQ and lack of perseverance into a school An experimental physicist in a well-known university" Leonard's face darkened at a considerable speed to the naked eye, Howard and Raj looked at him with glee, "Although the work of an experimental physicist is very mediocre, just like engineering As at home, just a waiter in the scientific world, but not bad for a man with such mediocre talents. This is certainly due to Ms. Hofstadter's suggestive way of education."

Shelton didn't care about the three faces with ugly expressions on the audience stage. After taking a sip of water, he smacked leisurely and continued, "Actually, I think that parents' emphasis on children's education reflects a sense of family responsibility. , This is also an important factor for the stability of a family."

God, is it really Sheldon who has no EQ to say such an upright and flattering ending? !This guy usually pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger! !Look at the expressions on my parents' faces right now, it's all beautiful, the moon is clear and the sky is clear, they almost patted his head and said he was a good guy.

"So Howard, your father ran away from home not only because he has no feelings for your mother, but also because his sense of responsibility for you has come to an end. You don't have to expect him to come back to see you in the future."

"Sheldon, thank you for your analysis." These words were squeezed out by Howard, who was being held tightly by Bernadette.

Well....... I attribute the situation just now to the unexpected situation where Sheldon's EQ returns to normal.

The author has something to say: Going home will not only lead to gaining weight, but also induce the already serious procrastination.

55555555 dear, I was wrong