[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Look, Howard's mother gave me their ancestral ring." Little Bernadette spread her hands to show us the huge ring on her little finger.It used to be tightly set on Mrs. Worowitz's finger, inseparable from the broad palm.But having said that, this ruby ​​ring is indeed a family heirloom, and it looks really good-looking.only.....

"Bernie, don't you think she's half the size of your hand?" The pregnant woman, who had stayed away from alcohol, had recently seen a rise in irritability.

"I feel like I've got another hand on my hand." Bernadette sighed, tightening the falling ring.

"So when are you going to hold the wedding?" Actually, I just asked casually, but I didn't expect to get a hideous expression from Bernadette.

"Have to wait until after Amy and Stuart have their goddamn wedding!!"

Yes, Amy invited Bernie and Howard to join them in their wedding.

"Hello, Mom." The phone rang, and the name showed that it was Niangqin.

"Chenchen, your dad and I are traveling around the United States and will arrive in Los Angeles tomorrow. We are going to come and see you."

"okay......"

"Vivian, were you speaking Chinese just now?"

"Yes. My mom and dad are coming to see me tomorrow."

......

"Sheldon!!! Hurry up and get out!!! There's a big deal!!!!!!"

There are always such things in life, you are very worried or afraid of their arrival, so you adjust your mentality to muddle along, live one day at a time, and imagine that the boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge.For example, when my parents and my boyfriend met for the first time.I have watched "The Big Bang Theory", but my parents haven't!How many normal people can have a good impression of Sheldon when they see Sheldon for the first time, and it would be nice not to kick him to death.

Yes, that classmate of yours in the corner is right, you know him so well, sometimes you still want to kick him to death.

"Vivian, unless you have a sufficiently important reason, I can forgive you for forcing me to drop my theoretical research and sit here watching you flustered like a cat whose tail was burned." Today is the weekend, wearing a suit Sheldon in home clothes with soft fur on his head is quite cute when he frowns and speaks, but the problem is that the words are not so cute, "No, nothing is more important than my research!"

"For a $100 bet, Vivian's parents will definitely let the two of them break up." Petunia thought she said in a low voice.

"Follow up!" No, Bernadette, you too.

"If I understand correctly, Vivienne, your parents are coming over and this trip has a lot to do with me, so you are very anxious now?" Shelton straightened his sitting posture and reasoned step by step seriously, "Then Why did you tell them first, and not me!" Her white and pink fingers poked at Petunia and Bernadette who were sitting aside.

"Hi, my dear friends and my cutest fiancee~" The door was pushed open, and the beaming Howard and Raj followed behind like a little wife.The man who just made a successful proposal sweetly chatted with Bernie about you and me, while Raj tried to find a stool, and finally sat on the ground reluctantly.

"Vivian's parents are coming to see her, we bet they will let Vivian and Sheldon break up." Petunia waved the dollar in her hand, "Do you want to follow up?"

"Gambling points."

"Gambling points." These two voices came from Howard and Leonard who just came out of the house. Raj, who couldn't speak, silently handed over the money and made a gesture of breaking it.

Enough......

"Sheldon, in view of the possibility of the situation they said." Bambi, who was glaring at the group of bad friends, turned his face to me, "I have to teach you a lesson about how to deal with Chinese parents. etiquette class."

"My mother hired me a teacher in basic human manners, at Galveston Children's Hospital."

"Did he teach you how to deal with your girlfriend's parents?"

"..." Sheldon thought for a long time and then pursed his lips in frustration, "Okay."

Just like sometimes you don't know where to start to spit out a person full of flaws, facing Sheldon, where to start to improve and make up for it is also a very nerve-wracking thing.Looking back at the group of relatives and friends who were sitting on their seats waiting to watch the show, they expressed "what do you think" with their eyes, and they replied with a unified innocent and pure look, "you go first, we will watch."

Now there is only one way left.Open Google and search for "common sense of etiquette" in Chinese, and a row of search results appears.

"First of all, when dealing with my parents, the elders, I must be polite and smile."

Shelton thought for a while, and then showed a smile that was enough to make Ms. Cooper take out the cross and shout "The evil spirits are gone".

"Sheldon, I don't want my parents to think I've found a boyfriend with an IQ deficient psycho...too strong..."

The auditorium let out a "puff" laugh. Howard seemed to have captured Sheldon's smile and was scaring Bernadette with his mobile phone.Sheldon thought about it, and adjusted the width of his smile a little.

"It's like a muscle twitch this time." Rubbing his forehead helplessly, "Forget it, you better stop laughing."

Sheldon put away the tired smile just now with a "swish", and rubbed his face vigorously.

"We Chinese pay attention to subtlety and humility. You are always questioning and belittling other people's IQ. It may seem cute to Americans (there are boos and commotions from the auditorium), but in the eyes of Chinese people, It's absolutely disgusting."

"Vivian, you have never shown any dislike for me."

Now is not the time to show affection, "Shut up, Sheldon."

"But if that's the case, can't I say that when I was 14 years old, I went to college to solve math problems and made my classmates cry?"

"Yes."

"Can't you say that my theoretical physics research represents the future and general direction of the scientific community?"

"Yes."

"Couldn't it be said that I've been influencing and teaching my best friends, even though their lives and work are completely meaningless?"

"Yes."

Sheldon slumped on his seat like a punctured ball, and then showed a disgusted and mocking expression, "Then what else can I say? Talk about the NBA, baseball, and Obama's attack on Iraq again? ?”

"It would be great if you could say that!!"

There was an awkward silence at the scene, so I had to turn my head and ask the audience, "Do you have anything to add?"

Shaking their heads in unison.

"Come on, it's rare that you can blatantly accuse Sheldon of what he's been doing and he won't talk back." I added a coaxing tone to my tone.

"Sheldon, those T-shirts you usually wear are no different from children's clothes. Vivienne's parents might think that she has found a high school student, and they have to worry about whether to hire a lawyer." Petunia bit the nut It was crunchy, and he said this sentence inarticulately.Needless to say, it's quite pertinent.My parents definitely couldn't understand his clothes that humans eventually evolved into robots, "You should wear a slightly more mature clothes."

"I was wearing a $300 suit when I first met Bernie's parents."

"That's right, and then that dress was too big, making your upper body look like a crumpled square cardboard box." Bernadette poked at Howard unceremoniously, "I'm sorry, dear. Even that You're still handsome. Doesn't my father like you very much?"

Howard was filled with tears by Bernie's magic knife.

"Sheldon, the last time my mother came, you slandered a lot of my work at her. Although my mother didn't care..."

"Of course your mother doesn't care." So today is a day for couples to tear each other down, and it was Penny who interrupted Leonard. best friend on '."

"You are actually reading this book!!"

"This is our recommended textbook! Alright, now we're talking about Sheldon's meeting with Vivienne's parents." The pregnant woman signaled to get the topic back on track.

"Although my mother doesn't care about your saying that experimental physics is not much harder than handyman, Vivienne's parents definitely can't stand you saying that Vivienne's job is like that."

"I'm not mistaken, the handyman can also turn on the power, then put on the equipment, and finally flip the switch. Isn't that what the experimental physicist does?! This is not a slur, Leonard, it's just my job to you evaluation of."

Sheldon's words made Leonard have no interest in continuing, "Forget it, Sheldon, just face Vivienne's parents like this."

Leonard’s words set me off alarm bells, “Sheldon, my dad is a writer, you say that scientific supremacy is fine, but if you say that literature has no meaning at all, I will pay me $100 The two will share."

Although he has always said that he is not very clear, but he still has the intuition of small animals, so now, he obediently shut up.

"Vivienne, you don't need to be so worried." After thinking about it, Sheldon was still ready to distinguish a few words for himself, "I have participated in the Nobel Prize award ceremony, and I watched Sigefu holding a dozen The old thing from years ago won the physics award, and I didn’t rush to take the certificate, but I still sat in the audience and behaved very well, gentleman—oh, the British invented words are so funny, gentleman.”

Leonard stretched out his hand silently and showed us something similar to a bite mark, which shows how much blood and tears he sacrificed in order to prevent Sheldon from making a fuss at the Nobel Prize awarding scene.

"In short, be more stable and humble tomorrow, and then say a few words less." The eyes of friends in the audience were "pity" which is not enough to describe, "Others, take one step at a time."

In the evening, I will give my parents a tube of vaccinations.

God bless! !

The author has something to say: I think the situation in the next chapter is most in line with common sense is that Vivienne's parents dragged their daughter away... #薇尔顿，请异分分#