[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Get out of school with the boys.It was Thursday, Sheldon's Pizza Day, and we picked up dinner on the way back.

"Is it really good for pregnant women to eat this?" While the waiter was packing the pizza, I poked Leonard to show him the bacon grease that was flowing wantonly.

"...add a green salad, turkey burger, thanks."

"Oh, that's right. If you don't tell me Vivienne, I really didn't think of it." Sheldon, who had been standing at the back and said nothing, was afraid that his head would get the smell of pizza, suddenly said this.Dear, I didn't seem to talk to you just now, "I also want a vegetable and fruit salad to ensure that my extremely smart one will not be destroyed by a fatty liver. Following a pregnant woman's diet is a good choice."

There was a wretched snicker behind him, and when he turned around, he found that it was Raj who was pulling Howard and biting his ear.Seeing me looking back at them, the two of them covered their mouths but couldn't stop laughing, making a "poof" sound from time to time.

"Vivienne, why don't you ask what we are laughing at?" Seeing that no one wanted to ask, Howard said that I was tired of laughing, and you all ignored me, I was very lonely.

"Do not want to know."

"Leonard, don't you want to know too?" Raj also showed a stupid look of "please, please, it's exciting".

"Ah, um, no." Leonard, who was frowning and thinking about his thoughts, didn't pay attention to what the two of them were talking about.

"You didn't realize that the food source for Sheldon to enter the cell fission period is the same as that of human pregnant women!!"

Howard!I said I don't want to know! !

There were six of us at dinner, the science quartet, me, and Penny.Bernadette's final defense is in these two days, and we have received invitations to the graduation ceremony in advance.

"You just let me eat this?" Penny asked Leonard while holding up the fruit and vegetable salad and rolling her eyes.

"For pregnant women, excessive intake will only lead to overnutrition and increase their weight. The low-quality fats and high metal content in fast food are not good for children. Only vegetables and fruits can supplement the necessary vitamins. Many people think that pregnancy It doesn't matter if you eat more, because it's the amount of food for two people, which is actually wrong. Besides, Penny, you have such a large base, so don't eat." The one and only one who said the above could be Sheldon.

"What?! You said I'm fat..." The pregnant woman who was chewing cherry tomatoes was in a sensitive period when she was very emotional.As soon as I heard this sentence, I looked down at my fleshy belly, tears came down in a flash, and there was a tendency to cry more and more.

"Sheldon!!" Leonard hurried forward to comfort him, and I immediately handed him a tissue to wipe.

"Oh, it's my fault. I underestimated the power of progesterone secretion. It can turn Captain America into a Hulk." Shelton pondered guiltily, "What I wanted to say is that for the sake of health, I I will eat vegetables and fruits with you. Let's work hard together~" My funny boyfriend made a fighting gesture, tilting his head and giving him a cute smile.

"Oh, Sheldon!!" Petunia stopped crying, and moved to hug Sheldon.

"Oh, Penny!!!" Penny's tears and snot stuck to the hugger's T-shirt.The ears look really dizzy now.

"Uh, everyone has eaten enough... I want to ask everyone a favor." Howard, wearing a red plaid shirt, jumped up and announced-although I was embarrassed, but I still want to say that he didn't really need it Jumping up, because the height difference between standing and sitting is not much different, "So I also invited two friends over."

The little Jewish boy opened the door, and there were two people standing in the doorway.

Oh my god, is it Stuart who is leaning on Amy with a radiant look and a birdie? ! !The gray, pale and sad-looking *si before is so radiant and cute now, she is a cute little boy.Petunia and I looked at each other—the power of love was written in my eyes, and Petunia was about to be moved to cry again.

"Well, Bernie is going to be speaking at her commencement, and I wanted to sing a song at the end of her speech as a gift to her. I could do it all by myself, but As our best friend and a witness of our love, I hope you can accomplish it together with me." Speaking of this, Howard showed a very happy smile, "I hope Nini can see that our love has been so much Blessed."

"Oh~" It was over, Penny really cried again.

Raj, what's the matter with that "you're happy" expression on your face? !

The weather was beautiful for Bernadette's graduation day.When we arrived, the auditorium had already been decorated, and the combination of red ribbons and yellow roses looked solemn and warm.Many graduates wearing doctoral uniforms left their last silhouettes on campus accompanied by their families, and several girls were hugging each other, laughing and crying.I feel like I'm back at my own graduation...

"Oh, doctor's graduation ceremony." Shelton next to him looked up at the 45-degree sky with nostalgia, "I was 16 years old at the time, they banned me from attending the reception, and I deduced the twister theory again in the classroom. What a great time."

I silently took a step aside.

"Vivian." As if thinking of something, Sheldon turned around excitedly.

"kindness?"

"I remember they went in arm in arm at graduation. Leah Foster tried to arm me too, but I thought she was stupid—she's a Ph.D. in philosophy, you know. We also arm in arm. Go in with your hands!!"

Well, I'm actually a little flattered.

"Vivian, I'm very happy now. Can I go to the little model train shop later??"

"Shut up, Sheldon!"

Bernie is also wearing her doctor's suit and is taking a photo with her tall father, who is obedient, sweet, cute and delicate.

"Put me a ladder on the stage!! I finally became a graduate representative not to let others look at the top of my head when I gave a speech!!!"

........

"Hey, Vivienne, Sheldon!" Bernadette, who was back to normal, greeted me affectionately, and took my hand, "Are you sure Penny won't spit it out at my graduation ceremony? ?” This sentence was said very lightly, with a dark effect.

"Probably not. In order to prevent accidents, I stared at her and took antiemetics."

"Very good. Nothing should mess up my graduation ceremony!!" Sure enough, Bernie had a murderous look today.

Since Howard had repeatedly told Bernadette to give Bernadette a surprise, before the gift was officially given, the news must not be leaked.The plan was that Penny, Amy, and I would hold her in for a rainy day while Howard and Bernadette posed for a photo, while the boys would move the keyboard in.

That violin is really not heavy.

"Boom"

"Ow!!"

A few girls nearby who were taking photos were already looking behind us, and Penny quickly blocked Bernadette's view.

"Oh, Bernie, you look so pretty today."

"Thank you!" The covered little girl wanted to look back worriedly, "Why did that voice sound like Stuart just now?"

"Oh, I'm going!!"

"It sounds like Leonard."

"No, you got it wrong." I took a step forward and straightened Bernie's collar—in fact, it wasn't crooked at all, but it could help me turn its owner away from the The boys who were thrown off their feet, "This dress fits really well. I remember it was weird how I wore my academic gown."

"This is a doctor's degree gown, and yours is a master's degree gown." Feeling my gradually sharp gaze, Amy finally changed her words, "I'm sorry, Vivian."

"It was made to order by me, and it cost me $200. I tried on the uniform set issued by the school and stumbled three times."

......

"...in addition to thanking my teachers and my parents, I would also like to thank my group of friends. Being with them, even in the most depressed mood, I can feel joy. It is this joy , I can finish this ** doctoral dissertation. Finally, I want to say to my boyfriend Howard, honey, even now I am a doctor and you are only a master, but I still love you."

Accompanied by the applause from the audience and a few loud whistles, Bernadette bowed her head and wanted to wave to us, but was surprised to find that we, who were originally sitting in the middle of the first row, were gone.

"If Ididn'thaveyou, lifewouldbeblue, IwouldbetheDoctorWhowithoutTARDIS..." The sound of an electronic piano and Howard's singing sounded from one side of the auditorium.Now, everyone in the auditorium, including Bernadette on the stage, looked over.

"Oh, I enjoy this feeling of attention so much!!" Amy next to me squeezed my hand, although it was in a small voice but her face was full of excitement.

"Ever since I met you, you turned my world around, you supported all my dreams and all my hopes. You're likeuranium-235 and I'muranium-238, almost inseparable isotopes."

This lyric made the graduates present burst into laughter from time to time.Although Bernadette's father had a disgusted expression on his face, he listened very seriously.Bernadette on the stage clasped her hands tightly in front of her chest, and slowly turned from the previous disbelief to a sweet and happy smile.

"oh we could n'thave imagined, how good our lives would get, from the moment that we met you Bernadette." During rehearsals, we all thought that this lyric would be stupid with shaking movements, but when we really sang it to Bernie, everyone was very serious and sincere.Even Sheldon - though he's crossing his arms now and trying to look like he doesn't join us.But when I don't see that you actually want to laugh...

At the end of the song, Bernadette on stage covered her mouth and cried happily.Howard walked slowly onto the stage, then pulled out a small box and got down on one knee.

"Bernadette Rostenkowski, will you marry me?"

God, Howard didn't reveal this before! !

"I would like to!!"

Help!The Penny faucet exploded again! !

The author has something to say: I really like this "Song of Bernadette", and I am a little touched by the stupidity and cuteness.According to popular science, the author of this song is Sheldon's brain-dead master's student who plays and Raj's girlfriend Lucy who plays. Oh, they are a combination.