[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

I think what Penny is carrying is an unusual baby, the kind that has the potential to rewrite history.How do you tell me?Didn't you see that his or her mother has completely transitioned? !Penny was such a skipper before, I almost forgot she was in our school.But now that she is pregnant, she has the energy to wake up at 07:30 twice a week and call me to go to school together.

A pregnant woman can jump so happily, I think that all kinds of immigrants in the United States can also form a fighting nation when mixed together.

Holding the coffee in my left hand and holding my head in the right, as I followed the radiant Penny out of the parking lot, I guess I have a background of dark clouds.In the morning, I worked my ass off, plus Jeff Wenger's eloquence, so I snatched the pair of high-heeled shoes that were at least 9 centimeters from the big belly woman in front of her, and I went to bed last night Within a few hours, I finished these and directly lost my strength.

"Teacher Vivienne!" This sincere and soft call can only come from Annie - there is no way, she just loves me so much.

"Little Annie, you came so early today." I pinched her face, and the little girl obediently let me pinch her.

"Well, I brought breakfast for the group, teacher, do you and your friends want it?" Annie smiled shyly at Petunia, and through her radiant eyes, I found that the motherhood that pregnant women are prone to overflow has completely overflowed.

"If I give birth to a son, I will definitely let her be my daughter-in-law." While Annie looked down at her cupcake carefully, Petunia turned her head and said to me softly.

Escort Penny into the dedicated classroom of the Department of Psychology where there is no one there—she wants to learn about infant psychology.When I left the classroom, I found that the recommended textbooks for this course were stuck on the wall at the door, and Beverly Hofstad's "The Unable to Help" (also known as "My Son Leonard") was impressively listed.

Get some wax for Leonard.

"Tell me, Annie, what do you want to tell the teacher~" Passing the self-study classroom on the way from the parking lot to the psychology classroom, Xiao Nizi still followed us unswervingly with a hesitant expression.Could it be because of being hurt by Jeff Wenger... Old men are the best at deceiving little girls!

"Well, Teacher Vivian..." Xiao Nizi shyly twisted twice, "I've been in a relationship recently~"

Alarms sounded in my mind, "With whom?"

"His name is Andy. We met in history class."

Andy... the name seems familiar...

"He's British, and he has a charming accent when he talks."

I knew who he was—Petunia's history class buddy, the one Leonard had been jealous of for so long.Next time, I will find a chance to investigate how my character is.

Anyway, it would be nice if it wasn't Jeff Wenger! !

After two lectures on the introductory reading of works, I returned to the office feeling exhausted.I want to tell you with my practical experience: when the bear boy grows up, he will be an evolved bear boy, with explosive fighting power.It's fun to be in front of a room full of grown kids every class, but sometimes I feel like I'm not a (community) college teacher, but a kindergarten teacher.

"HO --- WAR --- DER" the phone suddenly burst out of the voice scared me almost fell off the chair.This bad idea came from La Jie. When I was frowning and picking the phone ringtone, he asked me to set an exclusive voice for Howard with Mrs. Worowitz's angry shout, and then the two of us faced each other Let out a burst of extremely wretched and excited tut-tsk laughter.

And then, Howard just texted me...

"Howard, why did you call me today?" Could it be that Bernadette is also pregnant? ? ! !

Here's the thing.

After breaking up with Petunia (and being dumped), Leonard feels lonely and miserable, feeling that the whole world is bad.Although he had a heart that was too difficult for water, loneliness made him cry and worry like a butcher's knife.Considering the geographical inconvenience (was it just geographical?) of the only two women who had ever had an intimate relationship in North Korea, he sought out Leslie Winkle.If he is Chinese, he will know that there is a saying that "rabbits don't eat grass beside the nest", and another saying that "office romances are not reliable".

Having said that, it seems that Sheldon and I belong to each other's nest.But do you think Sheldon is reliable? ?

It is said that Leslie Winkle was not originally a fuel-efficient figure.Being a scientist is quite stressful, and her way of dispelling it is... ahem, you get the idea.She was thinking about going ashore and wanted to find an affordable man, and then, Leonard, who had a relationship with her once, appeared in front of her house nervously and nervously.

All in all, it was a pretty good time, until Penny found out she was pregnant.Leonard must want to raise his own son or daughter, and he hasn't stopped crushing on the child's mother, okay? He wants to pursue Penny again, and move Penny to let her back into his arms like last time.

Before that, he had to break up with Leslie.

Just to interject, I personally think it wasn't Leonard who touched Penny last time, but her own brain was muddled by the cheese in the Cheesecake Factory.

"Why did Leonard break up with the other party in the unit?" People come and go, it's embarrassing, okay?

"Because we all feel that even if Leslie is very angry, she will let Leonard go out of concern for face." The translation of Howard's answer is that she will not kill Leonard in the unit.

"Vivienne, she's really fierce and terrifying!!" Sheldon's voice came from the microphone far away, and it sounded like he was really scared.

"So what am I supposed to do?"

"Give us courage!"

......

So I drove to Caltech to support my already trembling boyfriend and his friends.

"Lai, Leslie, I want to tell you something." After nearly half an hour of mental construction, Leonard finally knocked on the door of Leslie's office.Behind him are a lot of friends with scum in combat effectiveness and gifted skills to pit teammates.

"Hey, little science boys, girls with bad taste, and Sheldon." The female scientist seemed to be doing an experiment, wearing a white coat, as usual expressionless, and as usual with her own mouth.Sheldon's enemy was about to move, so I quickly grabbed him.Good boy, Leonard has business to do, "Are you guys coming in?"

"No" Leonard had already said no, and Sheldon Howard and Raj showed expressions of relief, as if they were sure that no one would die today.What a joke!Talking about breaking up in the corridor, and then slipping away after talking, really thought that I would never see my ex-girlfriend again in this life!What a brain circuit! !

"Leonard means he wants to go in and talk to you." With Leslie's suspicious expression, I pushed Leonard and pulled Sheldon and Howard in.As for Raj - Howard is in, can he be outside?

"What's the matter?" After entering the office, Leslie resolutely sat on the only chair in the room and asked bluntly, staring straight at Leonard——I kind of understand why Papa Lai The expression of being scared to pee your pants.

"Leslie, you, you are a very attractive person, I feel very happy to be with you..." Isn't Leonard as weak as imagined, the good guy card is pretty good , "Before you proposed that you want to go on and try. I have really considered it. But the two of us are inappropriate in many aspects...In short, you are a very good partner."

"I don't think there is anything inappropriate between us. Although you have congenital lactose intolerance and potential baldness, you have a lot of things and ink marks." But the female scientist spread her hands and tilted her head, "I think the two of us are quite suitable .”

Hey, cute foul.

"Leonard, why are you talking so much to her, you are wasting your time." The atmosphere here seems to be good, but the team's beasts are out of control, "Winkel, listen. Leonard Got into a relationship with Penny because of alcohol, adrenaline, and dopamine, and then Penny has a fertilized egg Leonard wants to raise. So, he wants to break up with you."

......

Leonard's face paled, and Howard and Raj slowly moved along the wall to the door.Sheldon.......you really are a brat......

"Is this what you want to say?" Leslie's face also sank, she tilted her head and still looked at Leonard's face expressionlessly.

"What he said is the truth, but that was an accident, I really didn't mean it...Since it has happened..."

"It's not impossible for me to raise it with you."

Nani? !What is this unfolding? !

"Although Petunia's brain is not very good, but her body looks like she is from the south, I think the child will be in good health. Although your IQ is only average, you can make do with it." This godlike woman held her hands together Sitting in the chair, he thought seriously, looking like he wanted to draw a genetic spectrum, "But what if you inherited all your family diseases, short stature and Petunia's IQ... No, Lai Nader, I can't take these risks raising this kid with you, I have to send my kid to the Ivy League. Sorry, let's break up!"

"Oh...Okay." Leonard nodded blankly, looking completely unable to understand the direction of the whole thing.Of course, the vast majority of people present did not understand.

"Now, I'm going to do my experiment. Can you go out? Please show the door."

"Okay, okay."

Leonard, who was rubbing his head with a question mark on his forehead, led us out of Professor Winkle's laboratory. The great woman took out a bag of potato chips from nowhere, chewed twice, smiled and waved "goodbye" to us.

"Oh yeah! Leonard, you finally broke up with that woman who was not friendly to me at all!! Vivian, I'm so happy!!"

Well, at least Sheldon looked happy.

The author has something to say: I found out on Baidu today that the actor who played Leslie Winkle and the actor who played Leonard had acted together in a sitcom before. They were also lovers in it, and finally got married and had children.They really do go well together...