[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Right now, we're at the hospital Googled as having the best gynecology in Pasadena, and sitting in front of us is a male gynecologist whom Bernadette has just described as "really stunning"—blond hair, blue eyes, and No matter how you look with black-rimmed glasses, you will feel warm.By the way, the recently popular mate selection criteria of "warm men" have caused a large number of men who have no market to rekindle their fighting spirit-Raj asked me all day long why he showed a few tooth smiles and looked more sincere. Wouldn't it be very considerate to put a bag of aunt's towels in the bag to meet the unexpected needs of the beautiful ladies around you?

Caring for your sister, I just feel full of perverts, okay?

Although I couldn't bear it, I still told Raj such a cruel reality, that is: the definition of a warm man is a kind and handsome guy, so the essence of this word is not warm, but handsome.

Although he has always stubbornly thought that he is handsome, the fragile Raj still seems to be hit.He stared gloomily at the window with his little Cinnamon (Raj’s pet dog) wearing a pet sweater that cost more than my coat, and we all worried that he couldn’t resist a forbidden love or something.

The topic is far away, come back quickly.

Now, although this handsome and warm doctor still had a smile on his face, the expression "what to do" was completely blank.Just for not rolling his eyes at him, I have to praise his professionalism.

"If you let me give birth, I will give birth. Who are you!" Penny, who was trembling with the pregnancy test stick three minutes ago, has completely disappeared. A true man with iron teeth.

"Penny, don't do this..." After receiving the text message I sent 10 minutes ago, I left behind a class of stunned students and an experiment that still failed to complete. The image of the real guy Leonard dragged to the hospital by his mother has completely disappeared, and now he is fumbling again, the doormat who was bullied by his mother before being bullied by his wife.

"How the hell did I get pregnant in such a miserable situation." Petunia stared at her stomach tightly, looking like she wanted to punch her.Everyone at the scene felt like an enemy in an instant, and even the doctor who was bored watching the melodrama and studying the medical records all raised their heads and looked at this side vigilantly.

"Petunia, don't be like this, this is our child after all." Leonard's words gave me a sense of jumping from American dramas to Korean dramas, don't say you don't.

"How do you know this is yours? I was born with someone else." The child's fucking fighting power is simply full.It’s not like I said, they are all neighbors. According to your schedule and time to go home, Leonard is the only one who can have a baby with you during this period.It's unlikely that aliens opened a wormhole and came in just to see you as a surrogate mother.

"Although my major is not human reproduction, the results of a recent study are quite interesting. It is said that the irritability of pregnant women has a certain relationship with their age, and the relationship is proportional..." Amy stood aside The opening is a technical post, but it seems that it sounds a bit wrong.

"Amy, you call me old!!!" Whoever said that she was pregnant for three years and was stupid, it was obvious that Penny's mind was spinning faster than usual.

"Okay!" A voice that was not loud but very intimidating quieted down the scene of flying dogs and dogs. The doctor, who had not spoken much since just now, clenched his fist with one hand and his body was full of low air pressure, and his glasses were still fluttering. Reflect light.After jumping to Korean dramas just now, the ghost and animal painting style of Japanese manga has also appeared.I don't want to make any comments on this broken world and the brain-twitching author.

"I'm already going to be a mother. I'm a big and big person. Why do I only care about my trivial and stupid things all day long? If you have a child, whether you want to get rid of it or have a baby, if you don't want to get rid of it when you see it, don't let this make you happy." You poor pregnant woman is worried." Petunia opened her mouth, and the doctor who was speaking gave her a disgusted glance with a silly expression on her face, "You too, it's okay for your girlfriend to make troubles for you, but now it's all right. Are you looking at her tormenting her children like this? We also talk about eugenics and eugenics, what if you don’t adjust well and follow her temper and IQ later!” Leonard stood in the corner of the wall with his head bowed to be scolded, secretly looking up from time to time He glanced at the doctor's expression and then quickly lowered his head.

"And you!" What, it's none of our business, "As friends of the child's mother, you are still watching the excitement when her mood fluctuates so much, I'm really ashamed of you!!"

Sorry, I was wrong, doctor.It must be because I mistook you for a warm man just now.

So the following consultation was not only smooth, but also so quiet that only a few inquiries from the doctor and the sound of typing on the keyboard could be heard.When going out, even Amy rushed to help Penny to show that I was a responsible adult, and I followed everyone like a dog and closed the door gently. When I closed it, I found that fake warm doctor was in Looking this way, I couldn't help bowing...

The aftereffects of being taught too much by a dean as a child...absolutely.

Amy, who rushed to the hospital without paying for the wedding dress, put it down at the bridal shop. When we got back to the apartment, we found Howard and Raj who had heard the news and dragged them back. Sheldon was already waiting, and when he saw us coming in, he stared at Petunia's stomach with the same eyes that he saw ET.Although Howard's eyes were terrified, they were still within the acceptable range, while Raj, who was holding his good friend's hand tightly and trying to hide himself, wrote "Mom, save me, there is a monster over there" brightly in his eyes. It reflects the highest degree of panic of an otaku for pregnant women.That's right, as a member of human beings, otaku are also afraid of another group that has nothing in common with them.

What did you say?Why isn't he afraid of aliens, interstellar monsters, alien mechs? ?I'm not an otaku, how would I know.

"Vivienne!!" Sheldon was the first one who couldn't help it, "They forced me to abandon half-done deduction and rush here from school just because Penny is pregnant!!" She finished speaking aggrievedly At these words, Bambi’s eyes still seemed to be filled with tears, “Howard, Raj! Although I don’t have any hope for your IQ, I still want to tell you—come back three hours early and talk to me. Penny and the fertilized egg in her belly won't change when I come back after work. And we've been waiting here for half an hour!"

Sheldon pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows in extreme anger, and pointed to his watch for us to see.

Hey, a pretty child, but why is his brain so bad?God is indeed fair...

"Hey, I'm pregnant. Isn't it more important than some broken derivation of yours?" Petunia, who was supported by everyone to sit on the sofa, yelled dissatisfiedly, "I have a baby in my stomach now!"

I don't know why, but when I saw Penny pointing at her belly, the disc that she recommended to me during the last video call with my mother suddenly appeared in my mind.When the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreled, the daughter-in-law seemed to threaten the mother-in-law in the same way.

"Of course it's my derivation that counts! And in your womb it's just a fertilized egg, not a child. But my derivation is me, the child of the great Sheldon, the child of me and the divine physical mother, It will affect the progress of mankind!" Shelton gave Penny a disdainful glance, "You are just a failed experimental physicist and an unprofessional restaurant waiter □Little life created——Penny, I used my greatest kindness to not complain to the restaurant. You are talking with the food I ordered. Every time I order a meal, it takes 10 minutes. My stomach is protesting. You just keep chatting with customers."

I didn't know how to face the sympathetic looks of my dear friends, so I buried my head deep in my knees and gave Sheldon a hard pinch to shut him up.

"Oh! Vivian, why are you pinching my hand!! I didn't do anything wrong!!" Shelton actually looked up and started thinking about what he did wrong, "Well, since that derivation is my child, That's your child. But if I win the Nobel Prize, I won't sign your name!"

I'm not honored, not at all...

"Petunia, we have a small, small, small request." Howard rubbed his hands, anxiously, and stared straight at Petunia's stomach.Raj, who was behind him, also looked at Her Lady Queen who was enjoying Leonard's shoulder service with timidity but expectant eyes, "Can we touch your stomach?"

"Hua Zai!" Bernadette yelled in a low voice with disapproval.The future biotech elite is now fighting desperately with her thesis-her defense time is coming up, and she is still reviewing it on Leonard's desk with the computer in hand.

Oh, why sit at Leonard's desk?Hehe, what do you think? ?

"There's a little life in there! A mother, a little life!" Howard gestured excitedly with his hands, and tears seemed to glisten in his eyes, "It's been a long time since my father left. The family relationship at the beginning of a life is so close to me."

"Oh, Howard..." The women present collectively uttered this very maternal cry.Penny, who was pregnant and therefore very bright and excited, was already in tears, "Howard dear, come on, greet each other with the baby in my belly."

"I said it was just a fertilized egg!"

"Shut up, Sheldon!!"

No doubt, that was the voice I couldn't bear.

The author has something to say: I will tell you that after writing about Penny’s pregnancy last time, did my sister in the office and my own cousin all find out that she was pregnant?